I'm gonna make mates with him 
Jake Quickenden #104 Fakey, Flaps, a brand new cat and Fakey's still begging off DoorMatt.
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He hasn't got any other matesI'm gonna make mates with him
Hes obviously been watching gemma Atkinson story's so hes probably kidnapped a squirrel from the park. I might ring the rspca and say the poor little thing is being forced to be his mate.
Would love it if Gail kicked it all off!
Gail the menaceWould love it if Gail kicked it all off!
What was the name of that hairy beastie in that old American programme ' the addams family' ? It's maris! 
Sorry just catching up from last thread. See not much has changed, he's still a prick. Love the thread title @Turmeric123 and amazing recap as always @CrazyBaldhead made me LOL. I see we share the same birthday. Hope you had a fabulous day. I've been away for a week hence the catching up! XxxA huge congratulations to @Turmeric123 for our new thread title!
In the previous thread we were introduced to Boo, the new cat and Flaps is treating it like a substitute baby. Meanwhile, Fakey ran down to mummy and DoorMatt on the beg again.
Bambi and Boils finally went tits up (no surprise there) and she is having a closing down sale for the rest of her Ali Express tit.
We saw Gail kick him in the face repeatedly which was horrific and quite enjoyable at the same time!
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Fakey had one day at work for ITV Win because no other fucker wanted it!
Flaps' lip flip looks ridiculous, as does her whole face and both are completely desperate, annoying and gormless.
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Keep on grinding Fakeys!
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Jake Quickenden #103 When will these cretins ever learn? He's a CANCER Ambassador but they have SUNBURN!
A huge thank you for all the votes for my new thread title! π The Full Monty's last show was the 13th April and they celebrated unemployment by booking a "bucket list" holiday to the Bahamas. From what we had seen of it so far, it was more "clearance bin" than "bucket list". It looked tit...tattle.life
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Cousin It I think?What was the name of that hairy beastie in that old American programme ' the addams family' ? It's maris!
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I wonder what Mary Poppins/Cinderella will be doing today with his new best mate!
Gail will be involved, so that he can mirror Gemma and suddenly became emphatic and adores all creatures great and small! The food heβs left out is more than lord Farquhar eats!!
Gail will be involved, so that he can mirror Gemma and suddenly became emphatic and adores all creatures great and small! The food heβs left out is more than lord Farquhar eats!!
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To be fair I had an offer and tried hello fresh the other week and found the portion sizes to be fine. Looks like they have steak which I didn't bother with as it was an extra Β£5 per person on top of the Β£3.50 a serving or whatever it is anyway. I only did it as I did it through a cashback site and actually made money. Wouldn't bother otherwise. It's Β£35 for 3 meals for 2 people normally. Could get more in the supermarket for that. Was convenient not having to think what to cook but the amount of packaging and stuff was ridiculousThose hello fresh portions are tiny, just like Fakey
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I actually had to check her stories to see that that squirrel of Gemma's had survived the other day after her saying she'd seen one run over. Felt quite invested!
RSPCA wouldn't care though as grey squirrels are classed as vermin. Like Fakey and his rat friend from Portugal
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No squirrel stories yet this morning? How long before he names it 
More importantly has he got any actual work this week?
More importantly has he got any actual work this week?
How dare you, He neeeeeeds to see a Doctor so clearly must be a very poorly boy and cant possibly line up any work at the momentNo squirrel stories yet this morning? How long before he names it
More importantly has he got any actual work this week?
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I strongly believe Fakey is psychotic or why else would he persist in posting unflattering photos from the past, of his 1st child. I suppose we should be grateful he didnβt post the usual unflattering one he has rinsed countless times. Flapz has never used it so she must be very unhappy when he does so but her hands are tied as he is a scary bellend and she wouldnβt want cross him. Mr unemployed, go ring DWP for a handout!
3 strories already about nothing other then him being bored as he has no work again
His going to be unbearable isn't he
Mind you might mean flapz gets a real job just to get away
His going to be unbearable isn't he
Mind you might mean flapz gets a real job just to get away
Obviously not looking a good day for you bro as you havenβt managed to get a doctors appointment this morning so you wonβt be able to get signed off sick for the next couple of weeks plus you look dressed for a run so you definitely not ill - glad to see you living up to your tattle name as it definitely suits you fakey by name and fakey by nature
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He needs to find work just so he can replenish the followers heβs regularly losing
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I bet he sits crying when he notices all the lost followers.
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ETA if he loses more than 9000 followers heβs gonna be back to below a million if anyone follows him still please unfollow letβs get him to #lessthan1million
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ETA if he loses more than 9000 followers heβs gonna be back to below a million
if anyone follows him still please unfollow letβs get him to #lessthan1millionSame I remember Fat Friends 1st time round..but watched it all again and loved itI've been absolutely addicted to watching Fat Friends again on Netflix and duck me, Leo is the absolute spit of Kelly's husband, Kevin!
Uncanny!
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Streaming with bacteria and parasites, just like the piss tub!
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For anyone having a bad day, well fear no more. Things could be worse. You too could be trying to make friends with a SQUIRREL!
For anyone having a bad day, well fear no more. Things could be worse. You too could be trying to make friends with a SQUIRREL!
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