Jake Quickenden #104 Fakey, Flaps, a brand new cat and Fakey's still begging off DoorMatt.

[Robin71]

Isn't that the noise squirrels make when they're pissed off? Leave it alone head it doesn't need your dipper head in it's face and it doesn't need maris chucking something at his head twit

 

[trine]

So Sicknote Simon is at it again, is this going to be his excuse reason for not working this week?
Nothing to do with the fact no one wants to employ him.

 

[Keepingupappearances]

The squirrel won't be back cos it knows the kid will try and eat it. Squirrels are friends not food!!

 

[mollyann]

Imagine getting up and moaning about not getting in the doctors while stood filming toplessHe really is such a creep and who cares and why even go online to chat tit constantly.Flaps missing all weekend that new agency she joined working well with finding her work then

 

[Frosty knickers]

Do ye want some nuts , do ye wants some nuts what an annoying sound no wonder the squirrel is hiding

 

[IamMyaJ]

He needs to find work just so he can replenish the followers he’s regularly losing

Insta are clearing bots so it will be them that’s why he isn’t buying anymore he’s caught up here and knows there’s no point

 

[ChastityDingle]

I can look across the road to see squirrels on the green in my estate anytime... . He has absolutely nothing to post about, does he!

 

[MissMona]

Imagine getting up and moaning about not getting in the doctors while stood filming toplessHe really is such a creep and who cares and why even go online to chat tit constantly.Flaps missing all weekend that new agency she joined working well with finding her work then

And I mean...heaven forbid he tries to make a doctor's appointment whilst also holding down a full time job. He's got all day to sit on the phone to get through!

 

[DeniseRoyle]

No squirrel stories yet this morning? How long before he names it
More importantly has he got any actual work this week?

Bingo....he's called it Peanut

 

[TheCat'sMother]

Bingo....he's called it Peanut

Awww, it's his only fwend

 

[Turmeric123]

Even the squirrel won't stick him for more than 2 mins

 

[PrincessJeanie]

He definitely got this idea off of Gemma Atkinson. Funny thing is he followed her on Instagram because I remember him start following her a while back. Just looked and he’s no longer following her. I bet he unfollowed so if anyone says about him copying her squirrel content, he’ll say he doesn’t follow her, so knew nothing about it

 

[JazzFan]

Is that all his content for today then sick note and squirrel? Flappys new lips still Mia?

 

[CrazyBaldhead]

So Sicknote is trying to get through to the doctors. Has his Tinnitus, bad back, bad hip or anxiety flared up again. Just as well he's unemployed - he's got plenty of time to keep phoning today.

 

[Robin71]

If only he showed as much interest in his wife and child as he has that squirrel already

 

[Katewinsletsknee]

(12/05)

For anyone having a bad day, well fear no more. Things could be worse. You too could be trying to make friends with a SQUIRREL!



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Afternoon All,

This bleep is an idiot. A bleeping IDIOT.

And he can says it’s a joke - it’s not, this is how bleeping Desperate he is for content.
I’m embarrassed, this bleep is a married man with a kid to provide for (because this bleep is paying for Freddie) and he’s posting videos of him trying to coax a squirrel on the gram ?!

I love this gif - it works for this post.

 

[Jane_Mcdonald]

and so the quotes begin

Why, are you off to the job centre Fakey

 

[CrazyBaldhead]

This is just getting embarrassing now. A 36yr old, married man with two kids, calling a squirrell Peanut, trying to coax it to eat and filming it all for Instagram. Why put down a saucer and a cup that you would use? That's utter filth.

 

[PrincessJeanie]

Look at the latest account he’s started following Trying to grift for Flappys Mother’s Day present? You know the same Flappy who had laser hair removal but advertises razors

 

[mollyann]

Let’s teach Leo to punchDear god the parenting skills by this dick head really do leave me speechless.Why is the prick topless again he really does turn my stomach