Jake Quickenden #104 Fakey, Flaps, a brand new cat and Fakey's still begging off DoorMatt.

[ShowMeThe Money]

Anyone know how to make a new thread? Is there a most votes thread title contender? Plattyjoobs had a good one...

 

[Shesaidwhat?]

Off Limits are certainly going full pelt at the moment trying to get his face out there Nothing from Polly yet.

Has little Chris & Polly parrot opened their wallets to the wonderful cause?

 

[Vanilla Ice]

Whining and moaning as he walks for miles
Hope he gets blisters, chub rub and piles.
Giant nose and sticking out ears
You really can’t miss him, I’m hoping for tears.
Filming all day, talking all night
Boring his companions with all his shite.
36 hours of attention seeking
By the time he’s done he’ll be proper reeking.
At the finish line he spots a stick and a spud
Oh wait! No no, it’s Flaps and the Dud.

I do love a good rhyme and this one is excellent and spot on - I seem to have lost my mojo recently writing poems about this idiot as everyday it’s just rinse and repeat
#groundhogday

 

[StrictlyNoFakey]

I call bullshit that Fakey had 2 tickets for FA cup final - he’d have been fuming missing them win. He’s only said it so everyone says how wonderful he is sacrificing his tickets for the walk.

 

[MissMona]

Anyone know how to make a new thread? Is there a most votes thread title contender? Plattyjoobs had a good one...
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I honestly have no idea how to do a new thread

 

[JazzFan]

I honestly have no idea how to do a new thread

Same I had a look but couldn’t figure it out

 

[mollyann]

Just had a look at his stories before I head to work.And he’s posted 22 times so farWhat a sad pathetic excuse of a man he is.As for his tiny this morning he really turns my stomach.Very much doubt he will walk all night.So much support from his million bots Goes to show that no one actually is interested in his look at me walk today.

 

[plattyjoobs]

Anyone know how to make a new thread? Is there a most votes thread title contender? Plattyjoobs had a good one...
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I can do it if you’re happy for me to use this

 

[VC10]

I can do it if you’re happy for me to use this

Go for it xxx

 

[plattyjoobs]

New thread Fakeys

Jake Quickenden #105 he really is the turd that just won’t flush

New thread Fakeys! I’ve been dipping in and out so someone else might have to recap, but our favourite (?) moaning minnie is currently undergoing a gruelling charity walk that he doesn’t appear to have done any training for. He’s also had a very busy week cosplaying as Swiss Tony for an ITV...

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