Jake Quickenden #104 Fakey, Flaps, a brand new cat and Fakey's still begging off DoorMatt.

[CrazyBaldhead]

A huge congratulations to @Turmeric123 for our new thread title!

In the previous thread we were introduced to Boo, the new cat and Flaps is treating it like a substitute baby. Meanwhile, Fakey ran down to mummy and DoorMatt on the beg again.

Bambi and Boils finally went tits up (no surprise there) and she is having a closing down sale for the rest of her Ali Express tit.

We saw Gail kick him in the face repeatedly which was horrific and quite enjoyable at the same time!

Fakey had one day at work for ITV Win because no other fucker wanted it! Then he went racing with his little boyfriend Chris with only £25.

Flaps' lip flip looks ridiculous, as does her whole face and both are completely desperate, annoying and gormless.

The results of the poll are below!

Keep on grinding Fakeys!

Previous thread:-

Jake Quickenden #103 When will these cretins ever learn? He's a CANCER Ambassador but they have SUNBURN!

A huge thank you for all the votes for my new thread title! 😘 The Full Monty's last show was the 13th April and they celebrated unemployment by booking a "bucket list" holiday to the Bahamas. From what we had seen of it so far, it was more "clearance bin" than "bucket list". It looked tit...

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[Nixxs]

A huge congratulations to @Turmeric123 for our new thread title!

In the previous thread we were introduced to Boo, the new cat and Flaps is treating it like a substitute baby. Meanwhile, Fakey ran down to mummy and DoorMatt on the beg again.

Bambi and Boils finally went tits up (no surprise there) and she is having a closing down sale for the rest of her Ali Express tit.

We saw Gail kick him in the face repeatedly which was horrific and quite enjoyable at the same time!

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Fakey had one day at work for ITV Win because no other fucker wanted it! Then he went racing with his little boyfriend Chris with only £25.

Flaps' lip flip looks ridiculous, as does her whole face and both are completely desperate, annoying and gormless.

The results of the poll are below!

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Keep on grinding Fakeys!

Previous thread:-

Jake Quickenden #103 When will these cretins ever learn? He's a CANCER Ambassador but they have SUNBURN!

A huge thank you for all the votes for my new thread title! 😘 The Full Monty's last show was the 13th April and they celebrated unemployment by booking a "bucket list" holiday to the Bahamas. From what we had seen of it so far, it was more "clearance bin" than "bucket list". It looked tit...

tattle.life

Haha the results of the poll say it all

 

[Jane_Mcdonald]

Quality recap @CrazyBaldhead as usual
Jesus, the absolute dregs of z listers at that football match ffs
Flas with her affiliate links again all those clothes are going back aren't they

 

[PrincessJeanie]

Well done @Turmeric123 on your thread title win and goes without saying thanks for the recap, creating the new thread and keeping the Wiki updated @CrazyBaldhead
Let’s see what thread 104 brings

 

[CrazyBaldhead]

Somebody sounded a bit bunged up this morning!

 

[Keepingupappearances]

The age spots on his face without a filter.... jeezzzzzzzz

 

[CrazyBaldhead]

You just know all these clothes are being returned. They are all hideous!

WTF are those shoes?

 

[mollyann]

Did the hole compare Alice to the character who plays MarthaHis awful personality makes me sick.Sat trying to get noticed looking like bleeping Tom jones with his shirt undone and cheap arse jewelleryOut on another jolly his wife is a complete idiot putting up with his tit.

 

[Robin71]

Is he actually that thick or does he just act it? So the beard says now you're at home more you need to help with the housework and kids his response? I tidied the other day and when do I ever go out? Firstly he must know there's a bit more to running a household especially with kids than just a tidy secondly when do I go out when is he at bleeping home? Just hours after saying that he is out again! This is where all his followers are going more and more people can see him for the selfish prick he is someone needs to keep track of how often he's been at home since they got back from holiday. Family man bleeping moron more like

 

[CrazyBaldhead]

Out again in London for a Full Monty cast reunion and only three turned up! Nice of him to compare Alice to the character Martha in Baby Reindeer.

Has he been electrocuted today as his syrup is looking beyond ridiculous.

 

[PrincessJeanie]

Did the hole compare Alice to the character who plays MarthaHis awful personality makes me sick.Sat trying to get noticed looking like bleeping Tom jones with his shirt undone and cheap arse jewelleryOut on another jolly his wife is a complete idiot putting up with his tit.

It’s the fact he said to her that yesterday was ‘work’. How was that work unless he’s got another ad coming up with CH to show us. OL haven’t mentioned the day out on their grid. Then again they’ve only just announced he’s ‘supporting’ Soccer Aid this week, when it was announced weeks ago. Never know such a self proclaimed family man, spend as much time away from them as he possibly can.

 

[Robin71]

I assume that's the white shirt he's had on since Wednesday morning in this heat aswell and it's been worn under a suit

 

[ThortheDog2022]

He’s looking like Jedward’s dad today with that hair & his wrinkly, sun-damaged, scrotum-resembling face!

 

[JazzFan]

Guessing the other FM cast were busy ya know WORKING fakey

 

[Robin71]

Looks like his car keys right by his elbow on the table yet he is drinking again!

 

[Joon]

His wig ...

 

[mollyann]

As if 4 million people needed to know of creepy Joe where to watch the interview.He really gives me the creeps and of course the only one with his phone on record

 

[Barbie2020]

Oooh fwends

 

[CrazyBaldhead]

Oh look, more people turned up including Danny Boy. WTF is RatBoy wearing?

 

[JazzFan]

Why they having a reunion so soon it finished what a month ago????