Jake Quickenden #103 When will these cretins ever learn? He's a CANCER Ambassador but they have SUNBURN!

[CrazyBaldhead]

A huge thank you for all the votes for my new thread title!

The Full Monty's last show was the 13th April and they celebrated unemployment by booking a "bucket list" holiday to the Bahamas. From what we had seen of it so far, it was more "clearance bin" than "bucket list". It looked tit.

We had an embarrassing reel by the pool (still waiting for Gail to turn his head), more staged photos and the only food picture was a dried-up old omelette!

Flapz shared a reel where Freddie was sunburnt but said that "he wasn't". She must be blind as well as dumb.

Then they both stooped lower than a snake's belly creating speculation that she might be pregnant! Fat chance of that one!

Flapz, for someone on a "bucket list" holiday, had a face like a slapped arse all throughout it. It's clear to see that this "marriage" is a complete sham and it SHOWS!

Last night, they went on a "date night" and did another cringe reel in the hotel room. This involved a fake kiss which didn't even make contact with the lips! It's honestly pathetic at this point. They can't even fake it anymore!

The Sarcoma Ball is tonight. Let's hope the prick doesn't try and sing! Will the Beard go with him? Stay tuned!

Keep on grinding Fakeys!

Previous thread:

Jake Quickenden #102 Flapz got cheated on & felt so bitter, she posted Rob's jizzy knob all over Twitter!

Thank you all for your votes for our new thread title inspired by the piping hot tea about Flapz! The Full Monty is a mere memory now and unemployment is here. It's back to the gormless Beard, the gormless Gail and the long-suffering Fred. Flapz booked a "bucket list" holiday to the Bahamas...

tattle.life

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The "contactless kiss". More fake than their "designer" gear!

 

[JazzFan]

Thank you for the recap and fab new title, I shall miss Rob’s jizzy knob

 

[Joon]

Jizzy Knob . One of the best titles...lol .....

 

[VC10]

 

[PrincessJeanie]

Well done on another thread title win and thanks for the recap @CrazyBaldhead .
No sign of him today. Maybe he’s had a huge audition in London whilst he’s there

 

[CrazyBaldhead]

Well done on another thread title win and thanks for the recap @CrazyBaldhead .
No sign of him today. Maybe he’s had a huge audition in London whilst he’s there

Maybe he ran off with the male dancer he started following on IG?

 

[Lurker111]

You can tell he's actually (badly over) acting checking her out in that reel too. There is nothing natural about their relationship at all.
I saw a story on my Facebook the other day from a fella I went to school with and his wife was videoing them in the bar at the airport and honestly there's a split second where he looks at her with such love and warmth, it was honestly the cutest thing I have ever seen, and I honestly thought of there two when I seen it because everything is just so set up for instragram. I often wonder do they really even truly love each other or have they just settled. Even the way they are with each others families is the strangest thing to me.

Must be a bitter pill for jake to swallow.. he was rumored to have cheated on Danielle and left her as he was craving the little bit of fame he had while dancing on ice (ended up with egg on his face there though, no danielle and a shite career ever since ) yet Danielle and her husband but have a far superior home, family and lifestyle to f&f.

 

[Robin71]

Well doors open for the ball at 6pm fakeys wonder what tunes he is going to bang out tonight sat there with his music stand and lyric book because he isn't professional enough to learn the lyrics himself will we get more tunes about gangsters, drug dealers and mistreating women? Nothing on Polly Parrot's insta if she doesn't go he is doomed remember the miserable faces on everyone last year till she went round getting them all up? Will be car crash either way get your popcorn everyone!

 

[mollyann]

She is turning the likes of her posts constantly nowSo loving the fact that these two boring twats are not getting the attention they crave.Have the gruesome two fallen out after the fakest date night I’ve ever seen.Of on my first night shift will have a nosey during the early hours see if prick even turns up tonight.

 

[ShowMeThe Money]

Fabulous thread title Crazy & had to laugh as this: more "clearance bin" than "bucket list". And that 'contactless kiss.' They literally don't know how to be around each other. There is nothing loving, sincere or natural about them.

I bet if you were on another table near them & spent the evening covertly watching them you'd see them on their phones a lot & no little kisses or hand holding going on. Once back in their hotel room pillows are plumped & pushed up to the head board ready to sit in bed editing & posting their reels, counting likes & having a sneak at Tattle.

 

[Jane_Mcdonald]

Is she going to the Sarcoma Ball do we reckon🫠🫠🫠

 

[JazzFan]

Thought flapster was going to the ball, didn’t she do a dress choice for “an event”it isn’t like she gets invited to loads it could be anything else
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Is she going to the Sarcoma Ball do we reckon🫠🫠🫠

Nobody thinks her job is glamorous

 

[Shesaidwhat?]

Is she going to the Sarcoma Ball do we reckon🫠🫠🫠

Oh she will be, good job Purdy isn’t a rabbit is all I can say.

 

[Jane_Mcdonald]

Thought flapster was going to the ball, didn’t she do a dress choice for “an event”it isn’t like she gets invited to loads it could be anything else
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Nobody thinks her job is glamorous

She is the worst publicist ever

 

[Barbie2020]

He was absolute manic yesterday. Definitely on the Bet it’s took him all day to come down from it in time for the Sarcoma event.

WTF does Polly even do? Why does she need to attend a charity event with him? bleeping madness.

 

[DeniseRoyle]

What is going on with parrots hair??
Clearly going to film Fakeys set. I'm surprised they've got a Charlene White off Loose Women presenting & not ol Fakey boy

 

[CrazyBaldhead]

Is she going to the Sarcoma Ball do we reckon🫠🫠🫠

She's pulled out all the stops tonight!!!

 

[Philimena cunk]

What is going on with parrots hair??
Clearly going to film Fakeys set. I'm surprised they've got a Charlene White off Loose Women presenting & not ol Fakey boy
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She looks like someone let all the air out of Katie price. Cheap and nasty.

 

[CrazyBaldhead]

She looks like someone let all the air out of Katie price. Cheap and nasty.

Looks like a cheap and nasty escort. Whoever did her hair needs shooting!

 

[Turtledove58]

Excellent new tittle my Angel @CrazyBaldhead! Let the next level of missing his dead dad, dead bro, whilst being tanned and burned as he’s excellent ambassador for prom the Sarcoma Ball!
Polly will be creaming herself and flaps won’t be able to make any expressions because her face is so filled and frozen at the age of 31! Oh and pass her a lettuce leaf, she could do with one