Pair of bleeping idiots
Jake Quickenden #104 Fakey, Flaps, a brand new cat and Fakey's still begging off DoorMatt.
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You know why. Flappys driving to pick him up after his walk. Obviously want to keep Zelda sweet for some reason. Either cash or babysitting would be my guesses.So they are going to Zelda’s on Sunday with both of the boys? She annoys me so skip past most of her boring soap and weather updates.Wonder if dumping the kids as it’s going to be a long weekend with him taking over that blokes charity walkGlad I’m working as will just read on here as that prick really gets on my nerves when he pretends he actually gives a tit about anyone.
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Is this the one
Guys remember Fakeys had a "killer week" at WORK, obviously he needs a nap on the train 
What a pair of skid marks these two are.Has he even donated to that lads page as i couldn’t find his stupid name.Remember when that lady from the nursery died and she made sure you saw his donationFlaps forgot to show us her countdown clock but take it from me no one bleeping cares about the next tit you come up with 
Flaps forgot to show us her countdown clock but take it from me no one bleeping cares about the next tit you come up with 
duck me! She looks like she posing for Madame Tussauds!
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I just don’t understand why he keeps wearing haggard looking outfits from yesteryear. They are brassic no matter how they fake it on insta!
And scruffy arse other halfWho is thatFilters on overdrive and is that the job a comfort fabric softener
How embarrassing. Work event So who got the invite him or her? What a bleeping state she looks 
All the way to London just for that. Certainly pulling in the big money deals 
So who got the invite him or her? What a bleeping state she looks All the way to London just for that. Certainly pulling in the big money deals Sam has been doing Aftersun for 3 years. You see Fakey…..consistency brings in the gigs. I bet Sam could afford to bin it but he’s carrying on with it. He’s very good on there.
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Beyond staged. She should throw his phone out the window.So Flappys going to London with him for ‘work’ as well. I’m assuming she meant work outing/event not a work out5.15pm and they’re still on the train and he said he was only ‘working’ til 8pm. Another long day again then
Especially when he’s got to be up and walking at 6am in Liverpool.
What the bloody hell is she wearing? Could she not pop on a nice summer dress and some sandals and I don't even know where to start with that thing on his top half
Is he wearing a blouse?🥹
Loads of Off Limits people there and home influencer types. Flappy obviously tagged along Surprised that Tony and Pete are lowering themselves going to z list events like this though 
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At first I thought mummy dearest's instagram account was a care homeSo they are going to Zelda’s on Sunday with both of the boys? She annoys me so skip past most of her boring soap and weather updates.Wonder if dumping the kids as it’s going to be a long weekend with him taking over that blokes charity walk
Comfort, a work event? Good one Fakey, bro
Flappy looks happy to be there
Flappy looks happy to be there
working, I’ll leave it there…….
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