First post! She rips off Nigella often, e.g. Jackās description of ā come-to-bed carbonaraā is pretty much lifted from (I think) Nigellaās How to Eat.aye, I'm pretty sure nigella does. in fact, I noticed earlier that there was a line in the mushroom soup recipe that referred to "the work of a moment" which is a classic nigellaism
Jack Monroe #92 Reverse Robin Hood, grifts from the poor to give to herself
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All she has to do is reply back along the lines of āIt was so lovely of you to donate this money however I am getting by fine and there are a lot more people worthy of donations. Please allow me to send it back to you/donate it to a charity of your choice on your behalfā. That is literally it but the selfish grabby bleep is hoping the message disappears amongst a load of mayo related tweets and she keeps the money. Pond scum.
She could do Jack's house "You've done really well for yourself.. is that a Cotswold sideboard ? ..Oh another 1 and another and another . That's a nice Roberts radio ...that one is too ...Get out of my rented crappy bungalow ...Slam the door.
Just stopping by to say that I too think Jack is a bleep and lower than low, a bleeping parasite. Feel like this is possibly the worst thing she's done so far this year. I'm not on here much, I just really want to slap the shite out of her.
Ffs is she ever going to let the anchoiade go? It's so last week Jack. Please find another poncy dish to duck up.
judging by her hands she IS grubby
Oh matron ! Too short
.Can we have a jack + Kenneth Williams face mix thingy please .Love your work 
Was going to put out there that ASDA vegan mayo is currently knocked down to 41p and that would bring her scrambled eggs on toast up to a respectable 66% vegan... then I read ANCHOĆADE MAYO SCRAMBLED EGGS and realised Iām fighting a losing battle here
ETA I donāt live near an Asda
so thought it was stylised in all caps but apparently not and it just reads like Iām shouting 
ETA I donāt live near an Asda
so thought it was stylised in all caps but apparently not and it just reads like Iām shouting 
Yes I do tend to get hung up on pedantic details BUT why did she buy Asda mayo if sheās still getting through the last case of the stuff from Hellmann's?
Oh god she won't shut the duck up tonight will she?! Doing my head in.
She has "served her eggs wordlessly". What the hecking heck is she babbling about. She does nothing wordlessly.
With ham and a giggle. 
Keeps the good stuff for herself and feeds her son the cheap stuff I reckon
MORE bleeping EGGS....
I know this makes me a horror, but I never put butter or milk in my scrambled eggs 
Just scramble them in a non-stick and eat em with salt. No need for butter if you haven't got any in! But duck away off with putting MAYO in them.
Just scramble them in a non-stick and eat em with salt. No need for butter if you haven't got any in! But duck away off with putting MAYO in them.
Why? Why is she doing this to scrambled eggs. WHY? A nice simple, nutritious, filling and inexpensive food item. Why? Donāt mix tit with scrambled eggs to make it taste like sloppy sadness.
Also whyās she chatting about her āMILā? She doesnāt have a mother in law, Louisa LEFT, remember Jack?
apparently my word of the evening is WHY
Also whyās she chatting about her āMILā? She doesnāt have a mother in law, Louisa LEFT, remember Jack?
apparently my word of the evening is WHY
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