Ah this has me actually welling up. I know it's disproportionate and I know I can't stick my oar in but I just... Is she not ashamed?
(Change the pronoun there and you're (not) laughing)
Jack Monroe #92 Reverse Robin Hood, grifts from the poor to give to herself
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(Change the pronoun there and you're (not) laughing)
babe, same. Non stick pan and scramble them till they’re cooked through, because if I get even a hint of a snotty scrambled egg I will gip.I know this makes me a horror, but I never put butter or milk in my scrambled eggsJust scramble them in a non-stick and eat em with salt. No need for butter if you haven't got any in! But duck away off with putting MAYO in them.
"Please sir, I'm too poor to buy butter"
Well, maybe you should have bought a tub of spread instead of that blueberry juice for your kombucha experiment?
Well, maybe you should have bought a tub of spread instead of that blueberry juice for your kombucha experiment?
She’s positively manic tonight? How is she simultaneously still under an exclusivity clause in a contract (fancy!) and not managing to afford butter?
Why doesn’t she want to acknowledge the £20? Is admitting it’s wrong once enough to have the whole grift empire come tumbling down?!
I’m sure they’re together you know. Louisa!!! You ok hun?
(not that I actually care because I think she’s a dick too tbh.)
Mother in Law..?
Still under contract with Hellmans? How though? I don’t understand this. Maybe an exclusivity term of some kind?!
Someone call the resuscitations team, oxygen stat, the greenies have croaked 
poor guys
poor guys
why are you wanking off the £20 shop babe?What’s a £20 shop
Why is she obsessed with telling people she eats things from the jar?
a) she’s lying
b) it’s disgusting and makes the product sound less appetising
a) she’s lying
b) it’s disgusting and makes the product sound less appetising
She must have had her Meds That She Doesn't Need today hence the finger sausages spewing endless word vomit.
super unhygienic, just put some in a bowl Jack you grubby mare
Mixing mayonnaise with wet mustard and slathering on the outside of your toastie is ‘‘immensely good”? And yet. The last picture you posted of one (name a better duo) was a distinctly anemic looking and very much mustard-less affair. Why do you have to lie about everything?? You’re actually sick Jack. Seek help for being a compulsive liar.
She could just be a friend with benefits. Though the only possible benefit there could be for L is making me feel queasy. (I'm thinking it's Jackie's food, you filthy lot)
So exclusive that she is allowed to showcase the fact she’s buying cheap own brand mayo... ?
I don’t care if she’s trying to distract us by implying she’s back with Louisa. Just give Squiggle her money back
Assumed she was talking about SB's dad's mum. Either is weird to be referring to as MILMother in Law..?
I won't cope with an undercooked snotty egg, but I am partial to beating the everliving daylights out of them in the pan the entire time so you could eat them through a straw
spoon them onto softy soft ever-so soft soft cheap cheapy white soft toast and you've got a winner
Had someone not messaged her agent about her getting her trolley yet ?
Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, I don’t know herI know this makes me a horror, but I never put butter or milk in my scrambled eggs
I’m not being associated with non-buttery scrambled eggs, no way!There is no mother in law is there, Jack ate both jars. It’s <insert Just Jack gif>
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