Too sleepy to feel guilty about the screenshots. Too hypocritical and funny not to share. Didn’t we say back in the tirade against DW that she was conspicuously keeping away from the JKR hullabaloo. Well well.
Jack Monroe #75 Peekaboo
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Too sleepy to feel guilty about the screenshots. Too hypocritical and funny not to share. Didn’t we say back in the tirade against DW that she was conspicuously keeping away from the JKR hullabaloo. Well well.
Can someone who has access to her inner secret circle ask her from me if she's back then?*
I also love the way she signs off like she's a comedian who's all sweaty from doing their Manchester leg of the live 'I want me own bungalow' tour and had the crowd all in stitches for hours
*Jk obv, it's against the rules
Of all the hills to die on, voice of the oppressed Jack Monroe chooses... fury over someone not recognising the exact shade of blue that Fortnum & Mason use.
How did the poor and marginalised ever do without such advocacy?
How did the poor and marginalised ever do without such advocacy?
duck sake Jack, it's a fiction book not a bleeping paint chart. Jeeeeesus.
Was it a peripatetic tutelage?
I bet that doesn’t turn out as unappetising sludge though. This is Jack’s particular gift.
Just her way of elbowing into the JKR chat but not saying anything too near the knuckle. Edgelord
She's AUTISTIC dontcha know?!
Well maybe she should mention that from time to time. Wait...
Amazing. Worried about privacy one day yet 70+ tweets about anything and everything the next?! Does she not see how needy and desperate and unprofessional this comes across?
*waffle waffle* Fortnums, yah yah yah* waffle waffle*
Of *course* you'd know what precise bleeping shade the Fortnums logo is, you absolute clown.
Of *course* you'd know what precise bleeping shade the Fortnums logo is, you absolute clown.
One good thing to take from this. She's spelling thank you as two seperate words. A little victory I guess.
She must be working on being the master of disguise. Nobody will ever find her next alt now
Her twitter replies not knowing what eau de nil was (me neither til 5 mins ago huns) might tell her why JKR plumped for "duck egg blue". She's thinking of her readers, dear heart.
All Jack has done here is illustrate that she is VERY FAMILIAR with the Fortnum & Mason colours. It’s not really on brand for someone who presents herself as some kind of impoverished Dickensian urchin, is it now?
LOVE how she gets in that JKR has a bigger platform than her, so any negative response will be evidence of bullying of poor little Jack. I hope everyone ignores the cry bullying little twit.
Wonder how Natalia's coping with all of Jack's fan mail
Poor girl - I understand that, Stuart, supplied his return address as requested and is rather keen to know when he will receive his 'surprise'.
And also big “please don’t rat me out” vibes.
Why are people asking what the colour looks like when they have Google at their bleeping fingertips?
Jack: “I haven’t tagged them so I can say what I like”
Also Jack: Furiously replies to anything negative on the DKL hashtag despite not being tagged.
Also Jack: Furiously replies to anything negative on the DKL hashtag despite not being tagged.
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