I call that Fridge Drawer Soup/Stew. Open the fridge and hurl whatever veg are there into a pan with lentils and stock.I love the way that throwing a load of random tit in a pan and producing unappetising sludge suddenly becomes a 'recipe'.
I call that Fridge Drawer Soup/Stew. Open the fridge and hurl whatever veg are there into a pan with lentils and stock.I love the way that throwing a load of random tit in a pan and producing unappetising sludge suddenly becomes a 'recipe'.
Hi it’s me, Jack Monroe, inventor of healthy start vouchers, accidental kombucha whisky brewer, piano playing bean rinser and 90% lesbian, here to slay my own fears and make you cringe so hard your arse turns inside out.This should be her next Twitter bio.
I apologise if this was the inference you took from my post. I've eaten many fully vegan meals that were entirely delicious. My reference was to a (perhaps outdated) notion of a "traditional" UK diet.According to you, people who cook from scratch universally rely on animal fat for flavour.
so, she'll ignore a small co but if it's "celebs" she's allShe really angered me yesterday with her pretending to be poor asda shop.
Today ahe has angered me with her kombucha that tastes (duck all) like whisky.
Someone in her tweet replies actually linked a small scottish kombucha company, which she completely ignored (as far as I could see). A retweet or a signal boost from someone like JM could really help that company.
If it isn't directly benefitting her she could not give a damn. God forbid she'd boost someone else's business or help someone out when she can leverage her social media following to put herself forward for work she has no experience of, and nothing to offer.
Sounds delicious.. how on earth did you think of it?I’m doing something wrong because I had some beans and some bread and some cheese and stupidly I just made beans on toast with cheese on top, what a twerp
Crikey, Jack Monroe is really loathed on here. This thread has escalated since this morning. No wonder there are so many threads about her.
Rinse them.Sounds delicious.. how on earth did you think of it?
Do I need to do anything with the beans once I've opened the tin?
..If only there was a Me(l)ssiah to shine a light on all this confusion.
Jack on twitter, 2 days from now: DELIGHTED TO ANNOUNCE MY NEXT BOOK - FRIDGE DRAWER STEW (Brexit edition).I call that Fridge Drawer Soup/Stew. Open the fridge and hurl whatever veg are there into a pan with lentils and stock.
Apart from that, there’s about half a stalk of chard cut up in that, between two. How is she using her measurements of the five a day? Is she measuring in the same way she measured space and time? Living with Jack must be like that film Inception
Well, now she's talked about how many portions of their 5-a-day are in it in the blog post for the recipe, and she says that a portion of fruit and veg is 70g. It's not, it's 80g according to the NHS website.She doesn't understand five a day. It's five portions of fruit and veg a day. A portion is 80-100 gram. So 400 - 500 grams. Should be somewhat varied, but doesn't mean you need five different fruits or vegetables every day. So unless her SB eats about 700 - 800 grams of this dish (allowing for weight of stock, bacon and sausages), he won't be getting his five a day.
Why do we need to spell the most basic crap out to her?
Yes you rinse all the juice from the beans, slice up a kumquat (peel the fur off first) and then just bung it all in a curry. *chef’s kiss* now get to duck xSounds delicious.. how on earth did you think of it?
Do I need to do anything with the beans once I've opened the tin?
..If only there was a Me(l)ssiah to shine a light on all this confusion.
I think those bags of Smartprice sausages come frozen in the first place.This may have been mentioned as I’m on a Grunka but she cooked the sausages from frozen? Why did she freeze sausages she bought yesterday? Surely being all frugal and that, she meal plans. Therefore she’d have known he’d be having sausages today and she wouldn’t have needed to freeze them.
This one would give Pinocchio a run for his money, I tell ya
That explains it thenShe bought a £1 bag of 20 frozenarseholesI mean sausages.
so, she'll ignore a small co but if it's "celebs" she's all
man, I've fucked this haven't I?!_
incidentally, I once had a fag standing next to Spencer Matthews outside a hotel in London, he kept looking at me like I should know who is was! I didn't have a clue like.
we just noticed there was a large queue to the bar next door, googled it and learnef there was a made in chelsea highlights show being filmed there!
He’s all over insta selling it to the young uns. Have a feeling it’s low alcohol not AF tooSpencer Matthews dearie me, there are no depths to which she will not sink are there.