I just imagine her being a regular old mousy plain jane and her idea of 'going wild' was occasionally drinking too many WKD's and puking blue sick outside of a Walkabout
I just imagine her being a regular old mousy plain jane and her idea of 'going wild' was occasionally drinking too many WKD's and puking blue sick outside of a WalkaboutI don't think she was as wild as she'd like people to think. She's too much of a try hard nowadays as it is. I bet she was a right little emo, and not in the cute scene kid kind of way, just a miserable little shit
All those valiant efforts to carry on a conversation about ice lolly flavours, and then she'd reappear and derail the chat againSame! She came here uninvited and then acted like everyone was demanding her time.
"Considering doing an Ask me Anything"
"Nah, you're alright thanks Jack, off you fuck."
"Can I go for a piss and a sandwich?"
"Fucking hell, she still hasn't gone? Byeeeeeee."
I think the most interesting thing about this post (other than the victim blaming re. the kickstarter debacle - it's obvious reading the many, many complaints from people who didn't receive the book that they had been desperately trying to get into contact with her and yet she tries to say that it was the other way around - LIES) is the whole heroin bullet point. First of all, I don't think anyone had accused her of taking it and also it's clear that she was desperately trawling the pages trying to find anything remotely actionable.She said she didn't previously use them, but that she does now overuse them at times.
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When I read that filter paragraph on its own, I start to feel bad. And then I read the last line of her post and it makes me laugh all over again.
Original post here: https://tattle.life/threads/jack-mo...-but-stayed-for-you.6973/page-22#post-1652912
And I spotted thisIt was the most entertaining Tattle day by a long mile, so I'm always happy to go back down that roadI just spotted your question to her about kumquats, hahaha!
This helpful translation has really tickled meFrau!!! (A German lady)
This was my attempt at making it clear it wasn't a call with one of the cabalThis helpful translation has really tickled me
Showing her call centre skills here. Actual jobAre we still waiting for an answer to this, btw? Will we find out which post she was referring to shortly after we learn the fate of the pistachio milk?
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Or is it??? There are so many of us. You need to slip in a code word every time you meet someone, to check.This was my attempt at making it clear it wasn't a call with one of the cabal
Sidle up to someone in a supermarket and whisper 'are you familiar with my body of work Barbara?'Or is it??? There are so many of us. You need to slip in a code word every time you meet someone, to check.
One of my favourite aspects of Jack's storytelling idiosyncrasies is how everyone seems to sneak up and nervously, gently whisper things in her ear - precious and fragile little street urchin that she is.Sidle up to someone in a supermarket and whisper 'are you familiar with my body of work Barbara?'
wtaf is wrong with people?! As an adult imagine if you shat yourself in public & it went viral how humiliating It would be, why would you willingly do that to your child? The #content isn’t even of interest, like yeah baby shit is gross, the Pope is catholic, Jack is a maverick, these are the universal truths our planet runs on - we don’t need reminding!I agree. A Facebook friend shares the daily minutiae of their two toddlers, including toilet training. Which is TMI.
But of course, they also share photos of the turds... which often are not in the potty, but are accidents on the carpet or on outside toys.
Wow she's really setting up a PO box for people to send her their letters of adorationOh god, now she's begging her followers to tell her how amazing she is so she can fill another lever arch (lol) with their praise. I'm so fucking embarrassed for her
If she wanted a folder of nice comments, she could print out screenshots or emails.Wow she's really setting up a PO box for people to send her their letters of adoration
Oh god, now she's begging her followers to tell her how amazing she is so she can fill another lever arch (lol) with their praise. I'm so fucking embarrassed for her
#74 Are you familiar with my body of work Barbara?Sidle up to someone in a supermarket and whisper 'are you familiar with my body of work Barbara?'
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