Good evening my dear frauen. May I humbly make a humble request? For thread title suggestions, just a heads up, but if they are a bit too long, they don’t fit into the line and then your Orwellian work of art will have to be bastardised to make them fit. Also, can you please make them clear, like in a standalone post and with a clear ‘Next thread title’ or something similar so it’s obvious for me (or anyone else making the new thread
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) to find the most liked. Plus, if your thread suggestion is at the end of a long post, it might get missed and also it’s not clear if you got 86 likes for the sparkling wit / touching tale / sharp commentary on Jack - or for your thread title.
Sorry to be a prig! I mean it’s not like I work for tattle, who the hell do I think I am?? I’m just a bored little hausfrau, waiting for Vlad to come white-knight me like at the end of Pretty Woman (no, not really, he is a deranged despot).
Didn‘t mean it, Vlad!