Jack Monroe #574 She's definitely lying about something

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Carefree

I demand more coffee flavoured sweets, not less. Or chocolate but either way, I'd be bereft by that more than another guest weaseling episode.
 
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Onestorytoomany

So Rish mate is about to be ousted and not a single word from our political freedom fighter. He refused to fund her during lockdown.. she was boiling soap ffs! Wont someone please think of the guests of the world. They have needs!!!
 
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Lumpyspaceprincess

What? She wanted to take the fucking mace on a bus?
 
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LizzieE.

Landslide said:
Ok does everyone have their life size cut out of Jude Law, vat of smash and moleskin notebook at the ready? This is our time fraus
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I know people and can organise a cement mixing lorry of Smash that could give us a supply sufficient to last the 6 weeks campaign. We could splat ALL of Soho House
 
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Landslide

LizzieE. said:
I know people and can organise a cement mixing lorry of Smash that could give us a supply sufficient to last the 6 weeks campaign. We could splat ALL of Soho House
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This is the kind of positive thinking I’m here for
 
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Marmalade Atkins

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LizzieE.

Malingering, swinging the lead, idle, self absorbed madam.
I'm surprised she doesn't carry smelling salts for when the exhaustion brings on a fit of the vapours.
Sling some cash her way and she's grabbing the Offical South End Mace and taking round abouts in one leap.
Utter wagon.
She's really got to me of late with all this disability carry on. She can have no idea what it's really like to have choice taken away. To genuinely have to like it or lump it. Not just fuck about with your hand in a funny position then decide you can actually weight lift elderly monarchs.
I'm new to her activities and some are for darker than this but it's the part that gives me the arsehole so bad with her. When I feel a bit of pity for her and her cringe levels, I just remind myself of that pic of her hand and I continue mixing those tubs of Economy Smash in a big bucket and whistle a happy tune. Cos I'm still correct, she's a dick. I can feel sorry for her bit it doesn't ever change he what she's done.
 
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Valiofthedolls

GOODNIGHT!

(x 344 for the next five hours)
Marm I really hope you haven’t been looking for that all this time. You must be EXHAUSTED.

EXTREMELY EXHAUSTED.
 
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FrumpyCat

That was comedy gold. Jack claimed she spoiled her ballot paper then scampered off to her favourist place ever, The Groucho club, because. No doubt, probably expecting a rapturous welcome from all the blue tickers, and fondly imagining a tangle of limbs and raucous laughter.

However, an article in the Spectator,(?)finds her sitting ignored in a corner mumbling about Redcar (so that bit was true)

I think it was shortly after this ignominious outing, Jack started going on about the posh meanies who took the piss out of her at dinner parties because working class. Up until the I think she thought they liked and admired her not just tolerated her because of Leggy.
 
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LizzieE.

The Spectator Grassed On her during her peak political activist moment deep in the arms of the twatterati?
Wow.
Just perfect
 
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Valiofthedolls

Jaaaaa-aaaaack! Question!

Is having exhausted mania on the inside

Better, worse or the same as perpetual catatonic reprise-ing?

And do either of them have anything to do with Shakin’ Stevens here? ss @Marmalade Atkins
 
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