Jack Monroe #568 Things Jack doesn't understand - Gaslighting, Gas heating, Gastronomy

[Carefree]

Goddddd she's u n b e a r a b l e. Cheap white bread, cheap toffees, cheap sausages, CHEAP BOURBONSSSS. Edge lording to all the middle class morons who lap up her tweets. Ha ha she's so funny that Jack! Not even embarrassed to admit she buys the CHEAP stuff, tee hee!

And she's the figurehead of poverty, apparently. No bleeping wonder everyone thinks it's just shits and giggles

 

[RandomFishOils]

If the 5 Simple Ingredients Slow Cooker book can have an inappropriately sweary sticker, why not Grifty Kitchen?

 

[Geetbo]

I’m almost tempted to buy it. However if she even got 1p from me I would be fuming. I wouldn’t willingly give her the steam off my piss.

 

[FrumpyCat]

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Oh dear, how sad, never mind. Grifty K is down to £5.48...this time last week it was £7.09

My local Waterstones still has the same three, slightly battered, copies of Grifty Kitchen from a few weeks ago.

 

[SleevelessSlopSlinger]

I’m almost tempted to buy it. However if she even got 1p from me I would be fuming. I wouldn’t willingly give her the steam off my piss.

I love the way you added willingly because it suggests she’s such a thief she would genuinely try and steal your piss steam.

 

[Mr Krabs]

I love the way you added willingly because it suggests she’s such a thief she would genuinely try and steal your piss steam.

Piss Steam Soup (5p)

 

[VeniVidiVicki]

Piss Steam Soup (5p per portion. Serves 74, generously)

FIFY

 

[DinosaurSenior]

My local Waterstones still has the same three, slightly battered, copies of Grifty Kitchen from a few weeks ago.

Could you put a little mark on each one, dear heart, like Prince Harry taught you, to see if it's the same ones?

(I mean, it IS the same ones. No one's buying this toot)

 

[moldwarp]

Goddddd she's u n b e a r a b l e. Cheap white bread, cheap toffees, cheap sausages, CHEAP BOURBONSSSS. Edge lording to all the middle class morons who lap up her tweets. Ha ha she's so funny that Jack! Not even embarrassed to admit she buys the CHEAP stuff, tee hee!

Yeah and I don’t even understand what point she’s trying to make here. All bourbon biscuits are cheap, that’s kind of their point. What other kind of bourbon biscuit is there? It’s not like Heston Blumenthal’s doing a hand fired valhrona ganache crumble bourbon sandwich biscuit for Waitrose is he?

 

[MooBelle]

Piss Steam Soup (5p)

Don't give her ideas.

 

[FrumpyCat]

Definitely the same ones, same dented corners, one has a tiny sort of tear in the corner and they looked sort of dusty and neglected (at bit like Jack)

 

[Nonah]

I’m most upset that there’s a cook book with the title NOM NOM. What is the world coming to.

 

[Foxvint]

Goddddd she's u n b e a r a b l e. Cheap white bread, cheap toffees, cheap sausages, CHEAP BOURBONSSSS. Edge lording to all the middle class morons who lap up her tweets. Ha ha she's so funny that Jack! Not even embarrassed to admit she buys the CHEAP stuff, tee hee!

If you're paying 3.5k a month for rent, getting the cheap biscuits doesn't represent budgeting. No one is impressed.

 

[Laqueen]

She has just been reminded on Twitter that she doesn’t drink milk due to a “fluctuating lactose intolerance” so drinking gold top milk by the pint probably isn’t a great idea.
Why the pointless lies

 

[MooBelle]

Watching That Man on catchup and his air fryer programme is good. Halfway through and he's already done 2 pretty decent recipes (apparently you can use the air fryer to wilt veggies, every day is a school day) Poppy Potatoes is up in the 2nd half (presumably cooking potatoes) and all in all it's a lovely comfy Monday night programme. Well researched, good filming, decent food that's easy to cook and someone who knows what they're talking about and can present in a decent manner.
Why the duck Jack ever thought she should be chosen ahead of JO (or indeed anyone else who appears on these types of programmes) is a mystery.

 

[Limey]

She has just been reminded on Twitter that she doesn’t drink milk due to a “fluctuating lactose intolerance” so drinking gold top milk by the pint probably isn’t a great idea.
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There's ALWAYS a tweet, isn't there? Always.

Being a compulsive liar must be EXHAUSTING.

 

[houseofhoop]

Comments Club member: I saw the sun rise this morning.

Jack: Yes, a massive ball of flaming gas that travels on an orbit and appears in the west to shed its deliciously golden beams upon us all every day. I ran around on the beach once when it was shining down, I've never forgotten that.

Completed it mate

 

[Valiofthedolls]

She has just been reminded on Twitter that she doesn’t drink milk due to a “fluctuating lactose intolerance” so drinking gold top milk by the pint probably isn’t a great idea.
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if they’re copying and pasting screenshots straight from here,

Jack Monroe #568 Things Jack doesn't understand - Gaslighting, Gas heating, Gastronomy

they could at least do an extra two mins research to find the originals

MILDLY lactose intolerant

'My supermarket shop cost less than a fiver'. Jack Monroe top tips

While households are constantly being reminded to switch their energy suppliers or bank providers to stay on top of bills, the weekly shopping list is less often scrutinised.

www.thisismoney.co.uk

FLUCTUATINGLY lactose intolerant (pissy and defensive cos she doesn’t know the price of milk)

GREATLY lactose intolerant indeed (this one about “SPITE Burberry” profligate guest’s financial wisdom is quite the read)

Closer’s #MoneyMondays with Jack Monroe

What was your last splurge buy? A white slouchy jumper from Mary Portas at...

closeronline.co.uk

WAAAAHEEEEEEY!!!!

 

[Emmapism]

If you're paying 3.5k a month for rent, getting the cheap biscuits doesn't represent budgeting. No one is impressed.

But BUT if you buy the cheap tinned tomatoes for years, you too can afford multiple £100+ hats!

 

[BlendedSlop]

Grifty has been such a runaway success that Amazon sells a bundle with it and three incredibly generic cookbooks that look like they’ve come from the dustiest bottom shelf in a branch of The Works.

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I mean, you know a cookbook is quality when it has no author name, stock photos on the cover, and word art style graphic design. That’s right Jack, your cookbook is on par with the Plant Based Cookbook For Beginners which was probably written by Chat GPT.

The "F*ck! that's quick & easy!" is making me hoot. Possibly because it's the exact opposite of what anyone who's ever paid Jack to do anything would say.