I, Jack Monroe’s memories of the sun flit around my mind like…Comments Club member: I saw the sun rise this morning.
Jack: Yes, a massive ball of flaming gas that travels on an orbit and appears in the west to shed its deliciously golden beams upon us all every day. I ran around on the beach once when it was shining down, I've never forgotten that.
She’s probably actually sat there with a tin of handcrafted bourbons from Harrods, tenderstemYeah and I don’t even understand what point she’s trying to make here. All bourbon biscuits are cheap, that’s kind of their point. What other kind of bourbon biscuit is there? It’s not like Heston Blumenthal’s doing a hand fired valhrona ganache crumble bourbon sandwich biscuit for Waitrose is he?
Hydrangeas also poisonous to dogs so best avoided altogether.Do you think her plants are still alive?
I was reading a ( not very good) book about herbal folklore earlier.Hydrangeas in your garden means you will never marry apparently.
Do you think her plants are still alive?
I was reading a ( not very good) book about herbal folklore earlier.Hydrangeas in your garden means you will never marry apparently.
You're not wrong..It’s only filtered her eye bags and wrinkles on the side of her face nearest the camera. She looks 55 on one side and 35 on the other.
17 ITU beds in Cornwall, according to our friends who live there.Plus Cornwall is criminally under-resourced for health care. All those second home owners and only one hospital for the entire county.
Excuuuuse you. How dare you. She’s been eating sizzlin sour Pringles.
That's 12.5% of the weekly food budget there.Excuuuuse you. How dare you. She’s been eating sizzlin sour Pringles.
here’s the evidence
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Don't worry Muriel, Content doesn't live with her so no danger of her eating a hydrangea at Jack's house.Hydrangeas also poisonous to dogs so best avoided altogether.
Thread Title nomination pleaseI'd be asking for a refund on that sunbeam.
I mean, if this isn’t an effective advertisement for buying most the expensive tinned tomatoes and pasta you can find for [checks notes] a whole damn decade so you have nothing left to put into your Hat Fund, nothing is.But BUT if you buy the cheap tinned tomatoes for years, you too can afford multiple £100+ hats!
Between softI, Jack Monroe’s memories of the sun flit around my mind like…
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Je suis la belle soft wool sun
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Poverty campaigner FFS. What a load of old bolllx.
I’d buy that. It’s Heston though, he’d fuck it by adding bone marrow miso gel in the middle.Yeah and I don’t even understand what point she’s trying to make here. All bourbon biscuits are cheap, that’s kind of their point. What other kind of bourbon biscuit is there? It’s not like Heston Blumenthal’s doing a hand fired valhrona ganache crumble bourbon sandwich biscuit for Waitrose is he?
Wasn’t lactose itinerant when she was boring everyone about all the viennettas was she?if they’re copying and pasting screenshots straight from here,
they could at least do an extra two mins research to find the originals
MILDLY lactose intolerant View attachment 2877760
View attachment 2877759'My supermarket shop cost less than a fiver'. Jack Monroe top tips
While households are constantly being reminded to switch their energy suppliers or bank providers to stay on top of bills, the weekly shopping list is less often scrutinised.www.thisismoney.co.uk
FLUCTUATINGLY lactose intolerant (pissy and defensive cos she doesn’t know the price of milk)
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GREATLY lactose intolerant indeed (this one about “SPITE Burberry” profligate guest’s financial wisdom is quite the read)
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Closer’s #MoneyMondays with Jack Monroe
What was your last splurge buy? A white slouchy jumper from Mary Portas at...closeronline.co.uk
WAAAAHEEEEEEY!!!!
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VBI = Viennettas Belie IntoleranceI’d buy that. It’s Heston though, he’d fuck it by adding bone marrow miso gel in the middle.
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Wasn’t lactose itinerant when she was boring everyone about all the viennettas was she?
Well she hasn’t got that, eitherVBI = Viennettas Belie Intolerance
I share your affliction and I curse the generational trauma our families handed to us.She's the classic Liverpool fan- not from round here.
Don't come for me fam. Am from along line of bitters. We have to say the above reflexively.
That's what she'd be called if she went on MAFS.....Maybe Agent Adrian has managed to scrape her a cameo on Deadliest Catch
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