Thread title nomination!What have Jack Monroe and a bungalow got in common?
They’ve only got one story and there’s nothing upstairs.
Poss shortened to something like "Jack Monroe #569 - Like a bungalow: one story and nothing upstairs" if too long?
Jack Monroe #568 Things Jack doesn't understand - Gaslighting, Gas heating, Gastronomy
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Poss shortened to something like "Jack Monroe #569 - Like a bungalow: one story and nothing upstairs" if too long?
'Susan wishes he would just leave'. Me too, Susan. Me too.
I read a horrific story at the weekend about a guy being stalked by his ex, and well, there’s definitely a vibe here.
Yeah I scroll through the mail when I’m bored. Sue me.
Yeah I scroll through the mail when I’m bored. Sue me.
What’s guest got in common with the bungamansion?What have Jack Monroe and a bungalow got in common?
They’ve only got one story and there’s nothing upstairs.
They’re both worth far more than she’d lead you to believe and they’re both full of crap.
What’s the difference between Jack and the Bungamansion?
One accumulated their value through a variety of legitimate factors, the other has absolutely no value whatsoever.
One accumulated their value through a variety of legitimate factors, the other has absolutely no value whatsoever.
have we had Scousetrap yet?
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I FOUND IT!! we all know she loves a rave and taking fun away from little kids. This is roght up her alley. She cant do Geography either a city is a city am i right..???
With narcs this "Oh isn't the football fun, look how normal I am, let's talk about nice normal things!" sometimes works in real life with people, because you're just grateful they're not being unhinged.
On Twitter is a whole different kettle of fish.
Surprised she hasn't cooked fish in a kettle tbh.
On Twitter is a whole different kettle of fish.
Surprised she hasn't cooked fish in a kettle tbh.
She'll still be cleaning the bleeping kettle.
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But isn't that always the case with her? Years behind the curve.
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Having read the Worsley book I can remember lots about it but not the pints of cream thing. Which probably says more about me than guest.
A Crowdfunder Is Announced
(Can someone get some aspirin onto) the 4.50 from Paddington (for the arthritic Monroe)
The Mystery of the Gravy Train
Tattlers Can Remember
By the Pricing of my Pumbles
I'm having a difficult time. These aren't brilliant. Soz. I'm loving your work though.
A Crowdfunder Is Announced
(Can someone get some aspirin onto) the 4.50 from Paddington (for the arthritic Monroe)
The Mystery of the Gravy Train
Tattlers Can Remember
By the Pricing of my Pumbles
I'm having a difficult time. These aren't brilliant. Soz. I'm loving your work though.
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I really want a pint of cream now.
Oh dear, how sad, never mind. Grifty K is down to £5.48...this time last week it was £7.09
Comments Club member: I saw the sun rise this morning.Jack: Yes, a massive ball of flaming gas that travels on an orbit and appears in the west to shed its deliciously golden beams upon us all every day. I ran around on the beach once when it was shining down, I've never forgotten that.
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Oh dear, how sad, never mind. Grifty K is down to £5.48...this time last week it was £7.09
See guest? This is what happens when you unlock your Twitter account so think on.
Frances Quinn, a lovely author >10k followers so unsquigged, who is hugely supportive of other authors’ work answered a question about pricing on the hellsite recently.View attachment 2877294
Oh dear, how sad, never mind. Grifty K is down to £5.48...this time last week it was £7.09
If her understanding is correct (a wise Frau will know more) if Amazon lower the price the author gets no less a cut, but if it’s lowered by the publisher or a supermarket they do. If that’s how it works and Amazon deals are decided by Amazon, guest might do okay out of this. I dunno. Poop if so.
Oh bleeping hell, that’s the next Currys deal isn’t it?
“Cook ASDA value haddock in your SMEG Spenny Kettle”
Ooh, that would account for the ‘P’ in her username on MN. I knew she was referencing her new Old Harold.
This made me howl with laughter
Goddddd she's u n b e a r a b l e. Cheap white bread, cheap toffees, cheap sausages, CHEAP BOURBONSSSS. Edge lording to all the middle class morons who lap up her tweets. Ha ha she's so funny that Jack! Not even embarrassed to admit she buys the CHEAP stuff, tee hee!
Grifty has been such a runaway success that Amazon sells a bundle with it and three incredibly generic cookbooks that look like they’ve come from the dustiest bottom shelf in a branch of The Works.View attachment 2877294
Oh dear, how sad, never mind. Grifty K is down to £5.48...this time last week it was £7.09
I mean, you know a cookbook is quality when it has no author name, stock photos on the cover, and word art style graphic design. That’s right Jack, your cookbook is on par with the Plant Based Cookbook For Beginners which was probably written by Chat GPT.
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