Don't know what you mean, she sounds as jober as a sudge.
Jack Monroe #553 Fairytale of No Pork
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Every time you forget what she sounds like, you can find an interview and still be shocked.
What an absolute melon.
What an absolute melon.
Her “presenting” is excruciating too. For UK-based fraus, here’s a grubby looking Jack slop slinging on not-Lorraine last spring. She’d been “waiting seven years” for this opportunity and this is what she did with it
Jack Monroe's simple salmon noodles
As the cost of living rises, Jack Monroe shows us how to make a fab salmon noodle dish that’s as tasty as it is cheap - costing only 89p per head!
For those not in the UK for whom it doesn’t work
Jack Monroe #298 Perhaps she would get a mortgage if she paid her taxes and didn’t spank money on rusty spoons
WE ARE A GRUBBY CESSPIT OF LITERAL TAXPAYERS We keep receipts too! *Taps sign*
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The nails euuuurghhjhhhhhhHer “presenting” is excruciating too. For UK-based fraus, here’s a grubby looking Jack slop slinging on not-Lorraine last spring. She’d been “waiting seven years” for this opportunity and this is what she did with it
Jack Monroe's simple salmon noodles
As the cost of living rises, Jack Monroe shows us how to make a fab salmon noodle dish that’s as tasty as it is cheap - costing only 89p per head!www.itv.com
For those not in the UK for whom it doesn’t work
ETA fear not! Courtesy of @Yel at this link, (tinned) GOULASH FOR ALL!
Jack Monroe #298 Perhaps she would get a mortgage if she paid her taxes and didn’t spank money on rusty spoons
WE ARE A GRUBBY CESSPIT OF LITERAL TAXPAYERS We keep receipts too! *Taps sign*tattle.life
I haven’t had the stomach to listen to this before now. It’s made my skin crawl.
It’s the combination of lies and misrepresentation, incompetence and yet smug self-satisfaction at her own “cleverness”, taking up space undeservedly, the really weird laughter at inappropriate points, the “ooh aren’t I naughty and daring because I took a pop at people who buy £7.50 ready meals” cringefest and the enabling bullshit from JO’B who should be thoroughly ashamed. That’s ignoring the sound of her grindingly nasal slurping, slavering voice.
Pass the bleach so I can give my ear holes a good scrub out.
Again courtesy of @Yel here at the link, the making of the pear meat-brick “cake” (aka per @Sideboard Bob The world‘s first ever cake with a USB socket).
Thst USB port is because the daft twit can’t work a blender properly!
She looks so bleeping grubby here in this vid. 
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Jack Monroe #296 Over cooked, under cooked, pumbling free
Her other half must really really like her. That's all I can say, Because if my OH when we were dating invited me around for terrible food, lights out by ten and listening to podcasts on the regular and for them to spend alot of time and get increasingly wound up on twitter. I don't think I...
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From May 2022. She had form for bollock sausage “risotto” long before she started slinging sausage fat and water at air fryers for Curry’s. She was GRAVELY ILL (again). As was everyone else once they clocked this felony against foodstuffs.
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I'm reading thread 315 because I haven't had the fun yet of finding out about guest being 100% in the wrong about inflation & it's hilarious. Anyway this in a post by @Satisfying Click made me chortle.
Who is this unknown "Dishoom" I wonder? And I probably say this every time I see them but it's really remarkable how ugly those earrings are and how little they suit guest. I looked them up, they cost a grand, and they look terrible, even when not ludicrously paired with the "this is my most motheaten poverty jumper"
What a turnip
Who is this unknown "Dishoom" I wonder? And I probably say this every time I see them but it's really remarkable how ugly those earrings are and how little they suit guest. I looked them up, they cost a grand, and they look terrible, even when not ludicrously paired with the "this is my most motheaten poverty jumper"
What a turnip
I hadn’t ever watched the pear cake abomination being made before. Dear goddess. I had assumed that the lump of pear/ USB port was just the only bit of pear that happened to show, and that the whole cake had bits of pear or inexplicable plug sockets through it, but noooooooooo, the pear is supposed to be blended to a slop 
If you told me someone had a gun to her head while she made that video, I’d believe it. She’s so uncomfortable! To her credit, she does tell the truth at one point - “I’m not a natural baker”. You got that right, hun. And no, when baking, you cannot just substitute one ingredient for another without producing hellish slop/bricks that I wouldn’t feed to my dog. Hopeless.
If you told me someone had a gun to her head while she made that video, I’d believe it. She’s so uncomfortable! To her credit, she does tell the truth at one point - “I’m not a natural baker”. You got that right, hun. And no, when baking, you cannot just substitute one ingredient for another without producing hellish slop/bricks that I wouldn’t feed to my dog. Hopeless.
Lorraine Kelly: *tilts head and engages condescending tone for the viewers itv calls tower block Traceys* because you still need treats!I had assumed that the lump of pear/ USB port was just the only bit of pear that happened to show, and that the whole cake had bits of pear or inexplicable plug sockets through it, but noooooooooo, the pear is supposed to be blended to a slop
I think the caption writer made a mistake. Surely there should be a full stop after the word 'cheap'?
In all of the videos and I can't get over how cack-handed she is. The jaunty lift music in the background makes her awkwardness seem worse.
Is she shaking because she's nervous or is it tremors from alcohol withdrawal?
My uncle shakes like this in the mornings after a heavy night on the booze (he's eighty two and doesn't care anymore).
"I don't write prescriptions. I write ideas." gives her a get out clause for any of her recipes that go tits up.
Is she shaking because she's nervous or is it tremors from alcohol withdrawal?
My uncle shakes like this in the mornings after a heavy night on the booze (he's eighty two and doesn't care anymore).
"I don't write prescriptions. I write ideas." gives her a get out clause for any of her recipes that go tits up.
For anyone who needs healing after watching that vid (I couldn't do it, personally), here's Chetna Makan making a birthday cake. It involves a cake on the floor calamity, fingers right into the batter, alcoholic ingredients sloshing around and an interaction with gobby teenagers off camera. All in a similar time span to Jack's TV cooking slot.
At no point do I ever have the "ick factor" that Jack brings on.
At no point do I ever have the "ick factor" that Jack brings on.
Garlic 4p?? Can you imagine going to a greengrocer or supermarket and asking for one clove of garlic or ‘four penth worth kind sir’Her “presenting” is excruciating too. For UK-based fraus, here’s a grubby looking Jack slop slinging on not-Lorraine last spring. She’d been “waiting seven years” for this opportunity and this is what she did with it
Jack Monroe's simple salmon noodles
As the cost of living rises, Jack Monroe shows us how to make a fab salmon noodle dish that’s as tasty as it is cheap - costing only 89p per head!
For those not in the UK for whom it doesn’t work
ETA fear not! Courtesy of @Yel at this link, (tinned) GOULASH FOR ALL!
Jack Monroe #298 Perhaps she would get a mortgage if she paid her taxes and didn’t spank money on rusty spoons
WE ARE A GRUBBY CESSPIT OF LITERAL TAXPAYERS We keep receipts too! *Taps sign*tattle.life
bleeping madness . bleeping prick
Oh god, that’s reminded me of the ‘sausage toffee’Again courtesy of @Yel here at the link, the making of the pear meat-brick “cake” (aka per @Sideboard Bob The world‘s first ever cake with a USB socket). View attachment 2621846She looks so bleeping grubby here in this vid.View attachment 2621885View attachment 2621867View attachment 2621864View attachment 2621901Thst USB port is because the daft twit can’t work a blender properly!
ETAJack Monroe #296 Over cooked, under cooked, pumbling free
Her other half must really really like her. That's all I can say, Because if my OH when we were dating invited me around for terrible food, lights out by ten and listening to podcasts on the regular and for them to spend alot of time and get increasingly wound up on twitter. I don't think I...tattle.life
From May 2022. She had form for bollock sausage “risotto” long before she started slinging sausage fat and water at air fryers for Curry’s. She was GRAVELY ILL (again). As was everyone else once they clocked this felony against foodstuffs.
View attachment 2621848View attachment 2621849Ss @heretoreaditall2019
Why do her eyebrows always look like they’re in a tug-of-war with her forehead? She is so weird!
There are so many things wrong with her Lorraine appearances I don’t think there’s enough time left in the universe to try and make sense of them.
There are so many things wrong with her Lorraine appearances I don’t think there’s enough time left in the universe to try and make sense of them.
Jeeeeeeeze she is off her face
That bit at about 1.52 where she slurs “Oh god, more expenses, Rrrrrrrrrrrrrr!” like a fucked off her face Poundshop Partridge.Jeeeeeeeze she is off her face
Over 20 years ago i volunteered at a student telephone counselling service which wasn't very busy to be honest and we spent an awful lot of time dealing with a person who was known as the regular caller. They weren't a student but would call up of an evening for a loooooooong rambling chat about all their issues. They had a lot of problems and were on powerful medication.
That LBC guest phone segment sounded exactly like this regular caller.
That LBC guest phone segment sounded exactly like this regular caller.
The comments are… somethingJeeeeeeeze she is off her face
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"Tired and emotional" is an old journalistic euphemism for off one's face.
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