Tbf, teenage me thought it was the bollocks when I saw it in that video, and I wanted one, but I couldn’t have one because I was a poor and also I don’t even think they were available in the UK
Mither mither…. Her radio comes on at 7 in the morning every day to wake her up. Was it broken on the day shatterston came to take her to her photoshoot
Yes, she's up at 7am every day to do the pretend school run then get cracking on testing imaginary recipes.Mither mither…. Her radio comes on at 7 in the morning every day to wake her up. Was it broken on the day shatterston came to take her to her photoshoot
Speaking of Not Jack does anyone remember the insta page from the vegan period that we suspected was Jack which then just stopped posting? I can’t seem to find it now.
Still there, no posts since mid 2021.
Yer Ma buys her knickers in the Lidl
SHANT?! Lying.
And that is me finished. Can't breathe for laughing.
I'll apologise for this 2mrw. After the school run!
I promise I have read the Wiki, painstakingly, tenderly, and gently, please dear tenderstem tell me what QLM means? Thank space you
"Quoting Myself Like a Ninny"
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This one I find strangely specific and actually hard to do
so if nothing else it shows perseverance or maybe just the ownership of a small bum. As the title suggests it’s supposed to keep the audience guessing who the singer is. If they come out with “BOULEVAAAAAAAAARD. HONK!” it will be fairly obvious
What would her costume be? A peg?
This is a great thread to sort by ‘most liked’Spookily, I am currently in the past reliving the threads where this absolute car crash of an interview took place, and very interesting it is too!
For those who weren’t around at the time (I wasn‘t either, hence exploring the smorgasbord of bullshit now), this was the spate of interviews that she got off the back of the ONS releasing some stats that debunked her previous ludicrous claims about the inflation of value goods being many multiples of higher end goods (pasta up 344% etc). ONS research demonstrated that the rates of inflation they found were broadly the same across value and standard offerings.
Undeterred, Jack took to the airways to honk that she had been vindicated and that the findings had backed her up. Credulous interviewers failed to challenge her on this most basic fact- that the research contradicted rather than endorsed her claims. Other than the Telegraph, which ran a piece saying Nanny Nanny Boo Boos, Jack Wuz Wrong (I may be paraphrasing) whereupon our heroine threaten to sue them by setting paralegals on them.
Then she did this:
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So I can well believe that the week included a massive bender, high as she was on the Grifty Kitchen photoshoot plus all the delicious attention. Christ. Just mind-meltingly unprofessional. She was all over the place in the ones she did show up to, quavery voiced, rambling, slurring, noticeably off her face talking to James O’Brien and looking like she slept in a hedge, despite obviously copious amounts of filler.
The thread where it goes down is round about hereshould anyone fancy joining me in days gone by! I am agog about how she makes the whole issue of the burgeoning cost of living crisis a three ring circus of “I was right haha!” And “duck the Tories” without so much as a brief detour into “here’s what people can do that might help”.
Jack Monroe #316 Bizarrely, Jack seems to have misread the research
Welcome to a late night new thread. Jack has just started tweeting, after going to bed two hours ago. Our winning title was from a newspaper article and nominated by @Nottonightbabe your prize is a bottle of lemon juice, opened and unrefrigerated BUT it is famous and has been on the BBC News-...tattle.life
Obvious to the Canal, but 99.9% of the UK?
Who's that behind the HONK? Brilliant
Was figuring out who Jack reminds me of in this interview. I think it's Lily Allen during her druggiest phase. She's got that same 'I'm still in bed and can't be bothered to speak' voice. And both have a posher accent than they want to reveal.
Classic Jack -to get to the sub minimum wage figure that she needs to peacock about earning, she totted up the hours that she “worked” that day to include those that she spent attending a fellowship meeting and the many hours she spent snarking and snarling like poked bear on Twitter. This so exhausted her that she failed to surface until mid morning the next day, missing a number of scheduled interviews.
