“Jaded” - literally just dropped at the door of Betty Ford.
Jack Monroe #553 Fairytale of No Pork
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1978 truther?
“Suffering from exhaustion” been forced into rehab by their management as a last ditch attempt to get their career back on track.
You just know that is from someone who everyone in their life thinks is an ocean-going twit.
How can anyone cook on telly with nails like this? It’s just revolting 
Within the last few days I read an article that quoted a couple of outgoing chairs of literary festivals (IIRC the Celery Town chair was one of them). All of them warned that the current festival model is not sustainable - rising costs, logistics, fewer sponsors with deep pockets, etc.
I couldn't help but think while reading this that doing proper due diligence on potential speakers, and not inviting liars and grifters, would also be a good thing.
I couldn't help but think while reading this that doing proper due diligence on potential speakers, and not inviting liars and grifters, would also be a good thing.
What did she use to cook those sausages?! A heated argument?!
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Felony against foodstuffs thread title nom, if you pleaseAgain courtesy of @Yel here at the link, the making of the pear meat-brick “cake” (aka per @Sideboard Bob The world‘s first ever cake with a USB socket). View attachment 2621846She looks so bleeping grubby here in this vid.View attachment 2621885View attachment 2621867View attachment 2621864View attachment 2621901Thst USB port is because the daft twit can’t work a blender properly!
ETAJack Monroe #296 Over cooked, under cooked, pumbling free
Her other half must really really like her. That's all I can say, Because if my OH when we were dating invited me around for terrible food, lights out by ten and listening to podcasts on the regular and for them to spend alot of time and get increasingly wound up on twitter. I don't think I...tattle.life
From May 2022. She had form for bollock sausage “risotto” long before she started slinging sausage fat and water at air fryers for Curry’s. She was GRAVELY ILL (again). As was everyone else once they clocked this felony against foodstuffs.
View attachment 2621848View attachment 2621849Ss @heretoreaditall2019
Those sausages look like what happens to your arms when you go sleeveless and coatless for your works Christmas do.
Our old friends, the bollock sausages 
. Just need Brenda’s Bangers and my joy will be complete.
. Just need Brenda’s Bangers and my joy will be complete.
JO'B is a quite capable of tearing people to shreds when he disagrees with their stance. Yet when he gets to talk to someone on his side, he'll let slide a load of incoherent drivel from someone who can't even be arsed to get themselves in a fit state to be interviewed. Can you imagine if a Tory backbencher had been on air behaving like that, saying the povs had never had it so good? He'd be highly skeptical of any 'statistics' they plucked from their arse.
I've noticed that attention-seeking weirdos in my life get away with bullshitting because they are 'thinking of others' when hamming up their experiences (or outright lying) to raise awareness of something they claim to be a victim of. They start from a reasonable point of view- nobody wants people to starve, face discrimination or whatever- so if you spot a major flaw in their story you're the hole for pointing it out. It's construed as 'evidence' that people who experience [some form of oppression] are not believed...
A friend of mine no longer speaks to her sister because of the nonsense she posts online. Apparently, the posts always start with 'raising awareness' of some 'issue', yet the posts soon divert onto her favourite topic: herself. My friend can't abide seeing all the attention her sister gets online with her outrageous lies. My friend is convinced that her sister only posts about various social issues or illnesses as a conduit to making the bullshit believable.
It was pitiful from someone who considers themselves a serious analytical journalist/interviewer.
I've been for a walk (ouch my shoulder hurts)
Up to Asda today (on a winter's day)
I'd be safe and warm (with my solar lights)
If I wasn't in a RENTAL (with more than minimum wage)
Shoeburyness dreamin' (stories nobody's believin')
On such a winter's dayyy
This review of JOB’s new book came up on my Twitter and made me laugh. He’s a plonker
Our old friends, the bollock sausages
Chaos starts here
Jack Monroe #76 £300 mirror mirror on the wall, who’s the poorest of us all?
Fraus, fraus, fraus, she is now contemplating reopening her twitter account. this is obv an act of public beneficence, because she’s started tweeting recipes 😂 But but but......her safety?! Will she bastardise every slop meal by turning it into a cartoon filter again? Safety is paramount for...
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that poor child
Still reading thread 315, from a time when guest was at her smuggest and most belligerent. Colour my gob 100% smacked at these, courtesy of @panda_eyes
Trying to picture Natalie Portman slurring her words with a cleaver in one hand, a raw chicken in her other hand and her back to the camera in a poverty jumper on live TV. Eamonn Holmes could be played by that guy from Line of Duty. Lorraine Kelly could be played by herself
Physics equations= more words guest does not understand
Trying to picture Natalie Portman slurring her words with a cleaver in one hand, a raw chicken in her other hand and her back to the camera in a poverty jumper on live TV. Eamonn Holmes could be played by that guy from Line of Duty. Lorraine Kelly could be played by herself
Physics equations= more words guest does not understand
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This is bleeping unbearable to listen to. A face for radio and a voice for the deaf.
For my own sanity I'm insisting that Brenda's son is a 40 yr old who likes a Pot Noodle for his Sunday lunch.
Still, Brenda... "His bangers! What have you done to his bangers!"
And judging by that embedded ad, Elton, Charlotte and Kate are using even more filters than guest! Which is saying something
Dear God. At first glance I thought they were spring rolls.
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