I spent a minute there wondering why Derek Acorah was in your masterpiece
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I spent a minute there wondering why Derek Acorah was in your masterpiece
Yes, there are very strict rules about the storing of ashes, they must be looked after with the same level of care and respect as the person themselves, and can only be released to a named person (usually the person who arranged the funeral unless they give written consent for someone else to collect them). Unfortunately some people never get picked up and there a lot of ashes sitting in funeral parlours waiting to be reunited with their family decades onI went to see him just talking a couple of years ago and he was fantastic. So funny. Thank you for the link to the article about his dad - excellent timing as my mum has gone to collect my dad’s ashes today (did you know funeral parlours have to keep them free for up to 5 years?). It was a v complicated and not happy relationship for me so DS’s piece really hit home.
SECONDED. It’s so glorious, it inspired this.Yeah nobody knows how to find it
ETA can I recommend Binkbonk’s excellent slopalong vid which is in there
It says a lot about guest that she didn't want to give this to her parents because of the "nude centerfold". Not because of the article itself, which described her grifting, spaffing stolen money, and substance abuse. Put *that* in your "clippings box".
You would get the option to have their ashes back dearThere's something healing about reading DS after reading any of the crap JM writes. It's an antidote. There's humanity, even when he's recounting feeding a bit of his tumour or whatever it was to snapping turtles and being disappointed.
I'm sorry about your dad. I feel guilty reading about people having complicated parental relationships because mine is relatively great. I suppose I should just feel grateful. I didn't know that about ashes. My parents have chosen not to do a funeral, with a service and ashes. I think they'll just get burnt and we'll get a confirmation of it. Hopefully not for some time yet.
Jack and her ever decreasing Venn circle of neckbeards and morons would never understand, or take time to understand how varied, upsetting, funny, poignant, tragic life can be for everyone around her. But this little haven of the Internet does. And I appreciate it, and you lot, very much.
She could but she won't, will she? And Mark Lewis seems happy to be complicit in letting people think he told her she had a clear cut case?
This kind of confirms the puppy farming as seems under the going rate. I'm basing this on my friend paying £3,000 each for golden retriever pups.I was £100 out. Content was actually £2200.
Original post here: https://tattle.life/threads/jack-monroe-349-shameless.32227/post-11014140
Excellent, ISECONDED. It’s so glorious, it inspired this.
View attachment 2256710ETA actually, here’s the link. Make sure your volume is all the way UP, just like Jack instructed us all when she wanted us to listen to her honking out BOULEVAAAAAARD
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Slopalong #2 You can’t polish a turd, but you can cover it in parsley
Tender ones, I am stuck home with Covid and the slopalong is giving me life and brining me back to health. I am a very keen baker and I think I’m not bad at it. Alas I have no Jack recipe books anymore having dispensed of them long ago when I got wise to the grift. Would a kind Frau consider...tattle.life
Derek Acorah?I spent a minute there wondering why Derek Acorah was in your masterpiece![]()
Yeah!I always think of “Iqbal” to the tune of Sex Bomb
Iqbal
Iqbal
You’re my Iqbal
You can give it to me
But I’ve already got one, pal
She is a cautionary tale why anybody famous, not-famous or NOT-a celeb should not show off and be a gobshite on the web about how much spenny stuff they own! A photo here and there quickly collates into a FrauInventory which could be greedily gobbled up by the big bad bailiffs. Or Burglar Bill-typesThe amount owing is now £525. Getting close to the £600 threshold to enforce the debt in the High Court by taking control of goods.
ETA: Good job there is no list of valuable goods in the public domain!
This is the family who "joked" about getting a blue plaque for guest, thwarted only by the fact that SHE RENTS:The thing that I take away most from this is that her parents probably do have a clippings box (big D deffo the type sorry not sorry)... That is presumably FULL of clippings of her telling lies about them but the most important thing is obviously "Our daughter is FAMOUS".
Apple. Tree. Says a lot about the whole family to be quite honest.
It's becauseI spent a minute there wondering why Derek Acorah was in your masterpiece![]()
@binkbonk that is the best thing I have ever seenSECONDED. It’s so glorious, it inspired this.
View attachment 2256710ETA actually, here’s the link. Make sure your volume is all the way UP, just like Jack instructed us all when she wanted us to listen to her honking out BOULEVAAAAAARD
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Slopalong #2 You can’t polish a turd, but you can cover it in parsley
Tender ones, I am stuck home with Covid and the slopalong is giving me life and brining me back to health. I am a very keen baker and I think I’m not bad at it. Alas I have no Jack recipe books anymore having dispensed of them long ago when I got wise to the grift. Would a kind Frau consider...tattle.life
Absolute enablers. Maybe now she's too deep in the narc hole for them to stop her, but it's a real lesson in "If you tolerate her behaviour so you can boast your daughter is famous" this is what you get. Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.This is the family who "joked" about getting a blue plaque for guest, thwarted only by the fact that SHE RENTS:
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(from @Valiofthedolls on thread 470)
(and, of course, they really did put one on one of the sainted slumlord grandad's properties...)
Many Moons ago I cared for a 36 year old with Korsakov's , absolutely heart breaking to deal with . One of the "quirks" of this form of dementia is confabulation - generation of a false memory without the intent of deceit - makes you thinkI'm so sorry to hear that. Yes Thiamine is the first line treatment (someone I know had twice daily bum injections of it whilst drying out!) as it's caused by lack of B vitamins I think. I don't know much about the phsyiology of it all as unlike Jack I'm not a medical expert who's tried and completed everything mate, but I do know that heavy boozing stops your body from absorbing B vitamins which are vital for brain function.
tired brain. I read BIB as the ‘weight of the penises’…Oh god I'm getting flashbacks to when I calculated the weight of the pennies that would have had to have been in there if she'd been telling the truth about it being completely full of coins,and not mostly full of foam rubber and fabric. She's such a compulsive bleeping liar.
"balked at the expense and admin it would require"This is the family who "joked" about getting a blue plaque for guest, thwarted only by the fact that SHE RENTS:
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(from @Valiofthedolls on thread 470)
(and, of course, they really did put one on one of the sainted slumlord grandad's properties...)