Jack Monroe #520 Jack is very clever, she knows how to turn £10 into £425

[Lazarus]

I thought @ph12 was the one with the long nose (Jack’s nose is more bulbous) on Nitter. The one with a suspended account there at the moment.

Anyway, IDGAF who it is, they’re boring me rigid.
I’d rather she came back under @CarolineWithTheHands again so we could 100% know it was her.

And finally - happy one year anniversary Content. I’m sorry Jack didn’t acknowledge you on SM but I am. We love you and we hope wherever you are, you’re looked after and happy.

 

[nothanksbabes]

Bib sorry but I disagree with this. There are plenty of lesbians who have conceived “in the traditional fashion” by having sex with a man, or a man forcing himself on them.

Of course, but they generally don't continue to have consensual relationships with members of the opposite sex while continuously announcing their exclusive lesbianism to anyone who'll listen in the way Jack does.

I wouldn't consider a man forcing themselves on a woman the "traditional" method of conception although I'm sure many grotty men and a whole load of oppressive misogynist history might tell a different story of that "tradition", but that's a whole other issue .

 

[HotesTilaire]

Of course, but they generally don't continue to have consensual relationships with members of the opposite sex while continuously announcing their exclusive lesbianism to anyone who'll listen in the way Jack does.

I wouldn't consider a man forcing themselves on a woman the "traditional" method of conception although I'm sure many grotty men and a whole load of oppressive misogynist history might tell a different story of that "tradition", but that's a whole other issue .

But what you said was - you clocked her as a liar because she had a child “in the traditional way“ totes gay!
You do realise lesbians were locked out of IVF for many years as well. I didn’t like your comment and I’ve told you why.

 

[nothanksbabes]

But what you said was - you clocked her as a liar because she had a child “in the traditional way“ totes gay!
You do realise lesbians were locked out of IVF for many years as well. I didn’t like your comment and I’ve told you why.

And I've explained the context of my comment. I was in a relationship with a woman back when Jack was starting her gift (and for the best part of a decade), so yes, I'm fully aware of the challenges, thank you.

 

[L3moning]

Bib sorry but I disagree with this. There are plenty of lesbians who have conceived “in the traditional fashion” by having sex with a man, or a man forcing himself on them.

And also, bisexuality exists, even if some people, for whatever reason, don't want to identify that way.

 

[HotesTilaire]

And also, bisexuality exists, even if some people, for whatever reason, don't want to identify that way.

Sssh don’t tell Jack it exists!

 

[Bread]

There‘s one old post apologising for not posting physical awards. That’s the extent of the digital access.

Imagine signing up for someone's Patreon and all you can see is them apologising for not fulfilling their Patreon.

 

[mchops]

I couldn't give two shits what she does with her fanny, it's what she does with other people's money pisses me off.

 

[Bread]

There's a video??

Here you go

10000000_207923298305812_2223488710048212098_n.mp4

Video of behind the scenes of Jack's photoshoot with the guardian, January 2023. Jack claimed to have been nude in a bath filled with 10,000 coins on twitter, but article points out she wasn't nude, and as you can see bath was mostly cushions...

tattle.life

 

[HotesTilaire]

I couldn't give two shits what she does with her fanny, it's what she does with other people's money pisses me off.

No cake for you, then
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Here you go

10000000_207923298305812_2223488710048212098_n.mp4

Video of behind the scenes of Jack's photoshoot with the guardian, January 2023. Jack claimed to have been nude in a bath filled with 10,000 coins on twitter, but article points out she wasn't nude, and as you can see bath was mostly cushions...

tattle.life

Talking ten to the dozen, ouchie shoulder trapped upright by coins. So ruddy, bloody, fake.

 

[houseofhoop]

Here you go

10000000_207923298305812_2223488710048212098_n.mp4

Video of behind the scenes of Jack's photoshoot with the guardian, January 2023. Jack claimed to have been nude in a bath filled with 10,000 coins on twitter, but article points out she wasn't nude, and as you can see bath was mostly cushions...

tattle.life

It’s the sound track for me

 

[NellieBoo]

No cake for you, then
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Talking ten to the dozen, ouchie shoulder trapped upright by coins. So ruddy, bloody, fake.

Ah Jack completely naked in a bathtub full of coins .

 

[HotesTilaire]

Ah Jack completely naked in a bathtub full of coins .

That nude bodysuit. If your default skin tone is erm well probably a mix of mustard, fake tan, strobe cream and bronzer?

 

[mchops]

That nude bodysuit. If your default skin tone is erm well probably a mix of mustard, fake tan, strobe cream and bronzer?

I bet she offered to go nude, hahaha zany, oh you don't want me to.
Her narc lie stands in her head.

 

[MavisBeacon]

Oh god I'm getting flashbacks to when I calculated the weight of the pennies that would have had to have been in there if she'd been telling the truth about it being completely full of coins,and not mostly full of foam rubber and fabric. She's such a compulsive bleeping liar.

 

[ChocolateMuffin]

Here you go

10000000_207923298305812_2223488710048212098_n.mp4

Video of behind the scenes of Jack's photoshoot with the guardian, January 2023. Jack claimed to have been nude in a bath filled with 10,000 coins on twitter, but article points out she wasn't nude, and as you can see bath was mostly cushions...

tattle.life

Mid grunk, I disappeared to find this for myself and gave up after 30 secs, needing to return to the grunk. So thank you!
It appears not everyone wants me to stop breathing and make my bones crumble with the effort of googling 🫶

 

[lilykestrel]

It’s the sound track for me

Rewatching this nearly six months later, it's quite striking how most of it is sped up but then oneeeeee biiiiiiit is sloooooowed dooooown

 

[NellieBoo]

I'm pretty sure in the Shattenstone Guardian article she said something like 'I've just been NAKED IN A BATH!' And he said 'Not quite '. Silly cow.

 

[Bread]

Rewatching this nearly six months later, it's quite striking how most of it is sped up but then oneeeeee biiiiiiit is sloooooowed dooooown

I'm so innocent, until I read you lot I thought she was just wiping her nose and they thought it was a bit icky she didn't use a hanky.

 

[ChocolateMuffin]

Oh god I'm getting flashbacks to when I calculated the weight of the pennies that would have had to have been in there if she'd been telling the truth about it being completely full of coins,and not mostly full of foam rubber and fabric. She's such a compulsive bleeping liar.

How many coins was it though?
I have just counted my coins, I have 5.
We should all count our coins, ninnies.....am I rite??!