Can anyone help me with JackMaffs?
374x the cost of a bottle and a half of whiskey = a tiny travelling budget for the north of Scotland?
374x the cost of a bottle and a half of whiskey = a tiny travelling budget for the north of Scotland?
My Old Harold’s Maman would blockade the channel ports and pull the tumbrils herself (while looking effortlessly chic, damn her ) before allowing Jack to pollute her sacred land."Scotland has my heart"
Scotland doesn't want your manky old body parts, Jack. Why don't you piss off and annoy the French with le klaxon.
I think you're right, except for the last sentence.I hope the kid has at some point said, "listen mum, if me living with you is going to be such a bother, I'm happy to carry on living at my dad's, and when I *do* spend the night here. I'll kip on the settee, no real hardship- plus I'll just keep all my stuff at my house too"
You can just imagine her nasal honk, martyring herself can't you? "Oh son, *I'll* sleep out here so you are comfy in a proper bed"
twit
Or why not get a sofabed? I used to have a brilliant one that folded out into a really big bed. Nice for lying in front of the TV too.I hope the kid has at some point said, "listen mum, if me living with you is going to be such a bother, I'm happy to carry on living at my dad's, and when I *do* spend the night here. I'll kip on the settee, no real hardship- plus I'll just keep all my stuff at my house too"
You can just imagine her nasal honk, martyring herself can't you? "Oh son, *I'll* sleep out here so you are comfy in a proper bed"
twit
The best thing you can do is read the wikiHi Jack thread. Just wondering if any of you could recommend a podcast to get me up to speed on the goings on in Jack Monroe’s endless grift? I was fooled into supporting her years ago and sorely regret it. Unfollowed and blocked her on all media but would kind of like an update to listen to. I downloaded ten mins of an American podcast about her but you had to pay to listen to more. Any free or UK options out there?
Thanks!
Me too, reading this ludicrous crap just makes me annoyed and bemused.I'm actually going to be physically sick.
We don’t know anything of the purchase or size at all for sure, but what we DO know is that she’s a lying grifter.I understand why we think she's buying rather than renting. She's very unsubtly been hinting at that for ages (this move is so specially special, first secure home ever for SB, been preparing her whole life, allowed to paint it bright colours, blah, blah, blah), but why do we think it's 2 bed rather than the 1 bed she keeps saying?
Is it just because she lies about everything or have I missed some hints that it's bigger than she's admitting to?
Very very typical of a narc. And will never shut up about it, and tell all they meet about the sacrifices they’ve made (in jacks world that’s the whole of twitter)I hope the kid has at some point said, "listen mum, if me living with you is going to be such a bother, I'm happy to carry on living at my dad's, and when I *do* spend the night here. I'll kip on the settee, no real hardship- plus I'll just keep all my stuff at my house too"
You can just imagine her nasal honk, martyring herself can't you? "Oh son, *I'll* sleep out here so you are comfy in a proper bed"
twit
The People’s Republic of Liverpool supports you.She has made threats against the Scottish people. I call upon the moderate English to do something about this extremist in their midst.
And imposed unreasonable conditions such as no overnight guestsShe also trapped you into a 2 year lease you couldn't afford. According to you.
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Has Jack forgotten that WE HAVE THE RECEIPTS.
Like she cares, house with liliesSalt lamps are dangerous to dogs and cats. They like to lick them and that results in salt poisoning.
Yes and yet you still rattled your tip jar, pushed your Patreon and told massive whoppers you penis toed fraud.