That thread was glorious. Was Jack lying* about Covid or was she going round coughing her 'rona germs on vulnerable people because she wanted a fish supper?
*Yes, Jack is always lying.
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*Yes, Jack is always lying.
I'm looking forward to this much more than the next installment of "Harry and Meghan's [Whine-Fest] Documentary".
Very much looking forward to your bathroom-tile-echo performance of a Tom Waits song!
Who reckons Jack will have a Twitterstorm about the BBC documentary on Alcoholics Anonymous?
She will ride, or create, a wave of drama around her "struggle" and being saved.
Frau's should contrast the grounded, thoughtful, austere attitudes of the AA members with Jack's chaosing and flareups and blowup.
She will ride, or create, a wave of drama around her "struggle" and being saved.
Frau's should contrast the grounded, thoughtful, austere attitudes of the AA members with Jack's chaosing and flareups and blowup.
I missed this entirely. This to me reads like a passive-aggressive "We told you to stay off Twitter, and we're watching you. So don't think you can pull a fast one on us and get into online fights without us noticing. We're going to talk about your Tweeting when we meet today."
Or perhaps the "catching up" meeting was "you're too much work for too little reward, bye now".
Just noticed that Jack admitted Currys were sending her kitchen freebies early on, so all that was bollocks.
cookingonabootstrap.com
It even made it into AYI120R
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BRANDY BUTTER ICE CREAM
Brandy butter ice cream with white chocolate chunks. This is a delicious use for any leftover brandy butter (or swipe it from the reduced fridge!) and a perfect accompaniment to a warm mince pie cr…
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6 years down the line she actually admitted she shouldn't have even gone there, while reposting said joulutorttu/pinwheel biscuit recipe
It even made it into AYI120R
Pinwheel Biscuits, 9p each [A Year In 120 Recipes]
A few years ago, the Guardian asked me to write a recipe feature on a Christmas dinner inspired by Finnish traditions. I was a new food writer, and a little green around the edges, and I attempted …
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Southend super spreader
Gregg’s are miles better dearheart
LIVER AND SULTANA CASSEROLE??Just noticed that Jack admitted Currys were sending her kitchen freebies early on, so all that was bollocks.
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BRANDY BUTTER ICE CREAM
Brandy butter ice cream with white chocolate chunks. This is a delicious use for any leftover brandy butter (or swipe it from the reduced fridge!) and a perfect accompaniment to a warm mince pie cr…
6 years down the line she actually admitted she shouldn't have even gone there, while reposting said joulutorttu/pinwheel biscuit recipe
It even made it into AYI120R
View attachment 1796007
Pinwheel Biscuits, 9p each [A Year In 120 Recipes]
A few years ago, the Guardian asked me to write a recipe feature on a Christmas dinner inspired by Finnish traditions. I was a new food writer, and a little green around the edges, and I attempted …
I had to find this for myself and she was not joking - it actually exists. Anyone in need of a seasonal emetic, here you go: https://cookingonabootstrap.com/201...le-christmas-liver-and-sultana-casserole-30p/
I don’t care as long as she leaves the cheese alone.@kachoochoo was gifted a case of Yakult from Slopbot
I reckon Jack will be at the parents, or will be busy being held in the supportive arms of many wonderful friends, or some shite.
Depends on the category! If that’s overall cooking books it’s actually pretty good
I’ve started to wonder if that was regarding her SILs diagnosis rather than about her, but then the stupid twit was bleating about having a “dark mass” on a scan investigated in her shoulder when the only “dark mass” you would EVER get on any sort of scan is a full bladder
so WHO FKN KNOWS
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Ahh, i enjoyed reading the comments. People having been telling her the food looks like grey slop for a decade.I think a lot of recipes have been deleted from her blog, but most are on Archive.
Christmas – Jack Monroe
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And here’s some vintage Jack I found along the way. Finnish Christmas dinner with weird little fish as an alternative to prawn cocktail. But then, I should cut her some slack since she was also a sex worker/sleeping rough at this time.
Jack Monroe's budget Christmas | Food | The Guardian
<p><strong>Jack Monroe:</strong> A fish starter followed by baked ham and a tasty casserole, with fruit tarts for pudding. This Finnish-inspired menu is easy to prepare, costs under £2.50 per person and is delicious</p>amp.theguardian.com
I don’t know how accurate this tool is, but it gives you estimated sales based on rank. Her bestsellers rank is 12,979 overall in books.
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It would be concerning if your bladder had migrated to your shoulder, maybe that’s why it’s so ouchie. I think I have sleep deprivation hysteria, send night nanny-os.I don’t care as long as she leaves the cheese alone.
Depends on the category! If that’s overall cooking books it’s actually pretty good
I’ve started to wonder if that was regarding her SILs diagnosis rather than about her, but then the stupid twit was bleating about having a “dark mass” on a scan investigated in her shoulder when the only “dark mass” you would EVER get on any sort of scan is a full bladder
Frauen.
Aside from the fact that it sounds and looks gopping, how on earth does that feed six people????
I've just done a very quick calorie count and its about 250 cals per portion for six. Maybe a Christmas side dish but not a main meal, no way
We airfried our turkey during covid . Was amazing and took like 2 hours.
It shrivels my peelings that, in the description of Grifty Kitchen on Amazon, it still says that she's working on the Voracious Bum Infection.
I do understand changing things to suit your families and new traditions - one Finnish tradition is to have a rice porridge on Christmas Eve and my dad is Scottish so that changed to having oat porridge with sugar, cinnamon with an almond hidden in; a cool fusion of both sides of my family!Just noticed that Jack admitted Currys were sending her kitchen freebies early on, so all that was bollocks.
View attachment 1796005
BRANDY BUTTER ICE CREAM
Brandy butter ice cream with white chocolate chunks. This is a delicious use for any leftover brandy butter (or swipe it from the reduced fridge!) and a perfect accompaniment to a warm mince pie cr…
6 years down the line she actually admitted she shouldn't have even gone there, while reposting said joulutorttu/pinwheel biscuit recipe
It even made it into AYI120R
View attachment 1796007
Pinwheel Biscuits, 9p each [A Year In 120 Recipes]
A few years ago, the Guardian asked me to write a recipe feature on a Christmas dinner inspired by Finnish traditions. I was a new food writer, and a little green around the edges, and I attempted …
I do not understand totally changing recipes, masquerading as tradional recipes and being proud of presenting an abomination.
ETA: and the arrogance!
Yeah, come on Jack the ONS and all those economists and statisticians are rubbish.
The world is waiting for your new way of calculating inflation.
The Finnish recipes look shite but I will say at least she tried something a bit different than her usual christmas tips she always gives (get a chicken instead of a turkey and use bollock sausages instead of pigs in blankets). I suppose at least she actually put the work in and attempted some recipes at this point. If she was asked to do the same now, she’d probably just gold spray a peach and chickpea curry and call it a day.Just noticed that Jack admitted Currys were sending her kitchen freebies early on, so all that was bollocks.
View attachment 1796005
BRANDY BUTTER ICE CREAM
Brandy butter ice cream with white chocolate chunks. This is a delicious use for any leftover brandy butter (or swipe it from the reduced fridge!) and a perfect accompaniment to a warm mince pie cr…
6 years down the line she actually admitted she shouldn't have even gone there, while reposting said joulutorttu/pinwheel biscuit recipe
It even made it into AYI120R
View attachment 1796007
Pinwheel Biscuits, 9p each [A Year In 120 Recipes]
A few years ago, the Guardian asked me to write a recipe feature on a Christmas dinner inspired by Finnish traditions. I was a new food writer, and a little green around the edges, and I attempted …
May I softly, gently return to this tweet:
1. who is going to laugh at this non hilarious quip: the cat? The dog? Will they be lolling about as if someone had sprayed gold paint on a triffle?
2.Why are you making jokes when your child is fragile and snuffling? And everything that exists in your world is between the snuffles (also, wut?)
1. who is going to laugh at this non hilarious quip: the cat? The dog? Will they be lolling about as if someone had sprayed gold paint on a triffle?
2.Why are you making jokes when your child is fragile and snuffling? And everything that exists in your world is between the snuffles (also, wut?)
This is the most baffling sentence in all Jacklore:6 years down the line she actually admitted she shouldn't have even gone there, while reposting said joulutorttu/pinwheel biscuit recipe
It even made it into AYI120R
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Pinwheel Biscuits, 9p each [A Year In 120 Recipes]
A few years ago, the Guardian asked me to write a recipe feature on a Christmas dinner inspired by Finnish traditions. I was a new food writer, and a little green around the edges, and I attempted …
“A few years ago, the Guardian asked me to write a recipe feature on a Christmas dinner inspired by Finnish traditions.”
Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy?
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