Sprouts Mexicane sound like a Jack invention.
Jack Monroe #437 C U Next Wednesday
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That’s now known as the Bear defence. “I might have a mad evil twin”.It was me that put her family tree together. WARNED, Jack.
ETA gutted they missed out her excuses about it being her evil sister that doesn't exist though
Not many people know this, but my full name is Big Dave’s Humiliating Trousers are Totes-Hilare, but I did a spoonerism of my hyphenated last name to hide my identity
I know we’re supposed to keep it on tattle, but my favourite Tesco own brand jam has disappeared from online shopping, and my second favourite is St Dalfour which is spenny. In these circumstance, should I tweet Jack to get her to sort it out?????
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Thank(space)you!She claimed that her family were so poor when she was growing up that her dad had to hitch-hike 30 miles to work whilst wearing his firefighting uniform, which was particularly humiliating.
Original screenshot from @Sparemethebollocks - but see also the this discussion on thread 380, for instance.
The canal has since speculated that her love of particularly awful trousers - whether they be eye-searing Viv Westwood (RIP) tartan numbers, or £9 cuffed denim joggers - comes from some sort of humiliating-trousered solidarity with her father.
it's lovely to rub shoulders (sorry for bodily analagy in totally yuk circumstances) with so many other fraus on the bear thread) Not even going to mention Yakult
Shite, I cocked that up.
Right back on topic, ummm, give me a moment...
Edit: I wonder what Jack is doing for Christmas? Anyone got any predictions?
@kachoochoo was gifted a case of Yakult from Slopbot
I reckon Jack will be at the parents, or will be busy being held in the supportive arms of many wonderful friends, or some shite.
I reckon she’ll tell us she’s been out in the freezing cold selling matches for pennies
White Christmas in Sarfend, lads? 
Please can a kind frau help a gal out, and point me in the direction of her tiny little bleak pretend Christmas dinner?
That picture makes me laugh so much! Want dry mouldy veg peelings from the drawer with that?
That picture makes me laugh so much! Want dry mouldy veg peelings from the drawer with that?
Please no, not The Little Match Girl cosplay
Did anyone see this last week, from Jack’s agent? I never seen it on here so apols if posted already.
Interesting that Jack no longer mentions her agent in the bio but she’s clearly still there.
Interesting that Jack no longer mentions her agent in the bio but she’s clearly still there.
Working memory, such as the location of items like sewing kits, is a fickle and flighty thing that's basically non existent in some people and can be almost obliterated by certain hormonal conditions. In thirty years you'll remember exactly where you put it, just sit tight.
I had a look at Amazon.
THAT Man is currently number one best seller.
Jack is currently 181 based on pre orders I assume.
THAT man is top of the ‘most wished for’ also
any publishing fraus know what you would be selling to be 181?
THAT Man is currently number one best seller.
Jack is currently 181 based on pre orders I assume.
THAT man is top of the ‘most wished for’ also
any publishing fraus know what you would be selling to be 181?
I think a lot of recipes have been deleted from her blog, but most are on Archive.
Christmas – Jack Monroe
And here’s some vintage Jack I found along the way. Finnish Christmas dinner with weird little fish as an alternative to prawn cocktail. But then, I should cut her some slack since she was also a sex worker/sleeping rough at this time.
Jack Monroe's budget Christmas | Food | The Guardian
<p><strong>Jack Monroe:</strong> A fish starter followed by baked ham and a tasty casserole, with fruit tarts for pudding. This Finnish-inspired menu is easy to prepare, costs under £2.50 per person and is delicious</p>
I don’t know how accurate this tool is, but it gives you estimated sales based on rank. Her bestsellers rank is 12,979 overall in books.
Jack, sinä olet vittu, that looks nothing like maksalaatikko and you serve it with lingonberry you total twit.
Sinä olet koko kusipää.
My ancestors are actually offended.
Sinä olet koko kusipää.
My ancestors are actually offended.
This is only partially on topic - it’s relevant to Jack breadcrumbing illness, as she recently did about SB - but remember how she posted that “chat with a friendly oncologist” tweet? Well, does anyone ever wonder if she actually DID get an oncologist or two in her DM’s? And if she did, what do you think she said to them? Just imagining that it was probably an incredibly awk convo
And a little more vintage Jack for Christmas. She was apparently on the One Show for Xmas 2013 making a Mumsnet chicken that serves eight. Plus the bollock sausages instead of pigs in blankets (which then reappeared in the Express as if they were some genius idea).
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A GIRL CALLED JACK
Jack Monroe, age 25, mother to one Small Boy. Campaigner for Oxfam and Child Poverty Action Group. Freelance writer, titles include The Guardian and Independent. Won the Fortnum & Mason Award t...
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I'm not looking at another one, I am already enraged.
A choice of sprat salad or prawn cocktail on caramelised grapefruit. Suddenly rinsed hoops look an appealing alternativeI think a lot of recipes have been deleted from her blog, but most are on Archive.
Christmas – Jack Monroe
web.archive.org
And here’s some vintage Jack I found along the way. Finnish Christmas dinner with weird little fish as an alternative to prawn cocktail. But then, I should cut her some slack since she was also a sex worker/sleeping rough at this time.
Jack Monroe's budget Christmas | Food | The Guardian
<p><strong>Jack Monroe:</strong> A fish starter followed by baked ham and a tasty casserole, with fruit tarts for pudding. This Finnish-inspired menu is easy to prepare, costs under £2.50 per person and is delicious</p>amp.theguardian.com
I don’t know how accurate this tool is, but it gives you estimated sales based on rank. Her bestsellers rank is 12,979 overall in books.
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There is no way any medical professional would respond to that absolutely and completely ridiculous request she tweeted for a “friendly oncologist”. Nutcase. (Jack I mean!)
She eventually came out with some bobbins about an ouchie shoulder that was just a benign mass or something, but I think other fraus noticed that someone adjacent in her or SB’s family had cancer at the time, so she was probably trying to appropriate their symptom/steal attention
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