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[ChocolateMuffin]

Genuinely howling at "if I have not love I have nothing" like she's a Buddhist monk. HOWLING!

And she's written her name under so the snappy quote, nay psalm can be attributed to her divine self forever more

Nowadays the max deposit (for 5 years been the case) legally is 5 weeks (in England)

When she took the Let it is likely the bond would have been 2.5 the rent.

Eta actually what you say rings a bell when i think about it. Not done rentals for 4 or 5 years. Wfk! All bollocks anyway isn't it...she wouldn't have had the bond/deposit taken from her if she didn't move in. Potentially rental amount until they found a new taker on it?

 

[fishyfishfish]

Is that brand tacky? Too Frederick's of Hollywood?

Don’t know how to spoiler, soz, but wouldn’t consider Ted a lingerie brand - more a fashion brand that also does lingerie.

OT: would expect Jack to have designer underthings to go with her Viv and Burberry

 

[Rdogk24]

"Either a bird or a little gay fella."

Really? Do we have to share this kind of tit?

I thought it was funny
I’ll see myself out

 

[fishyfishfish]

We really need a gantt chart

Why do I feel like @heretoreaditall2019 is nodding fervently. I definitely am. But I SHANT volunteer!

 

[Snotbuster]

Did Jack actually get copies of her kickstarter funded book out by mail? See attached for claims. Seems like her "plan" for getting the books in the mail was less military and more stooges, three. How to do a job with the most effort, fuss, and inefficiency. Stamps?

 

[Helatruralhome]

We really need a gantt chart

I hated doing these for my degree so thanks for bringing up a repressed memory- go well, pal

 

[NellieBoo]

Ah lots of Gloss and Goss Jack to enjoy. It's made me very happy .

 

[Captainmouse]

Calling all our expert photoshoppers. you cannot resist

 

[NellieBoo]

Genuinely howling at "if I have not love I have nothing" like she's a Buddhist monk. HOWLING!

Isn't it from the bible but she's changed the wording slightly? I learned this here on another thread. I thought she was channelling Whitney Houston.

 

[Hunsgraveyard]

Never posted on here but the Twitter discourse has me lurking lol

Way too early but "Jack Monroe, pure attention seeker regardless" for thread title

 

[Valiofthedolls]

Genuinely howling at "if I have not love I have nothing" like she's a Buddhist monk. HOWLING!

May I introduce you to Southern Baptist Civil Rights Era Preacher Jack “a change is gonna come and it’ll fall like sweet cool rain”. twit.

Also “I don’t look like this right now”. No tit, buddy .(@Marmalade Atkins original screenie. It’s from Oct 20)

 

[noweverythingsucks]

It's also how she pulls off the patreon grift as it shows her doing actual work and gives validation from established trusted organisations. I wouldn't have dreamt before now that official organisations like the Welsh housing thing, charity's such as Trussell Trust, and even parliamentary committees do so little due diligence. If I was even a mild (not actually rabid) Jackolyte I would use these appearances as proof that she was legit. I really hope that they did bin her & word spreads further & further. Those speaking opportunities belong to other genuine voices. (Although I now trust precisely NO-ONE)

Often the keynote speaker will get paid, especially if they're known. The rest will usually be doing it to raise a profile of them/ their business/ the issue.

 

[FrumpyCat]

🫣 I just signed up for that Mrs Gloss pot to nosey at our Jacko it’s a bloody gold mine, you can actually filter for her - first hit much campaigning, much anxiety
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Jack looks rather angry in those photos. I gather this was post LJC, and this is some kind of weird thirst trap.

 

[NellieBoo]

May I introduce you to Southern Baptist Civil Rights Era Preacher Jack “a change is gonna come and it’ll fall like sweet cool rain”. twit. Also “I don’t look like this right now”. No tit, buddy.
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(@Marmalade Atkins original screenie. It’s from Oct 20)

Has she got her clip on veneers from Wish in there?

 

[ForgettyBetty]

Isn't it from the bible but she's changed the wording slightly? I learned this here on another thread. I thought she was channelling Whitney Houston.

Yes, Corinthians. Basically warning against false appearances of charity etc. Lol

 

[Livia Fantasy]

And not one, but two bloody keyboards! Why do you need two keyboards? If one is broken you get shot, no? You don't just stack them on top of each other and then slip a sneaky laptop in as well?

TBH I use a Mac with work - one keyboard is their apple magic bollocks, and one ("normal") mechanical keyboard via usb which has ACTUAL useful buttons if I'm doing something complicated.

 

[Mr Krabs]

May I introduce you to Southern Baptist Civil Rights Era Preacher Jack “a change is gonna come and it’ll fall like sweet cool rain”. twit.
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Also “I don’t look like this right now”. No tit, buddy .(@Marmalade Atkins original screenie. It’s from Oct 20)

In another universe, Jack is a fitness blogger scamming people by getting them to fork out for a £199 fitness plan (klarna available hun), getting turkey teef, and making videos of gross tit under the guise of it being ‘keto’ while digging her six inch acrylic nails into the bowl (use my code for 20% off Musclefood).

 

[Livia Fantasy]

Isn't it from the bible but she's changed the wording slightly? I learned this here on another thread. I thought she was channelling Whitney Houston.

1 Corinthians, but she's OBVIOUSLY misinterpreted it the dumb twit - she does say "on a bootstrap" ffs.

May I introduce you to Southern Baptist Civil Rights Era Preacher Jack “a change is gonna come and it’ll fall like sweet cool rain”. twit.
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Also “I don’t look like this right now”. No tit, buddy .(@Marmalade Atkins original screenie. It’s from Oct 20)

why two pairs of pants?

(I had something else but I've lost the OP)

 

[DinosaurSenior]

1 Corinthians, but she's OBVIOUSLY misinterpreted it the dumb twit - she does say "on a bootstrap" ffs.

why two pairs of pants?

(I had something else but I've lost the OP)

Don't ask, tender one....

 

[Livia Fantasy]

Find Jesus.

She can find him, but with any luck he'd misplace the pass and it would roll in for an own goal, the useless smol pixie prick