Jack Monroe #432 From £7.92 no refunds

[HotesTilaire]

God yes, imagine if coopsy got hold of it too?

Trip Advisor 1*
JM Zoo, Thorpe Bay
I paid £7 to meet a tiger cub and all I got was a giant orange cat. It looked like a Maine coon.
The cafe was terrible I think the pizza had been scavenged from dumpsters outside supermarkets.
I no it’s a zoo but it smelled really bad and my clothes have had a lingering honk of fags and wet dog.
We did get to see Jack Exotic but she was filming a singing video of a song about marauding ninnies, unfortunately she was not lip synching she was belting it out so we left.

 

[Jelly Bean]

I went about looking for C with hands and came across this. It’s new to me! Please please insert all the trigger warnings you can think of before clicking play

I genuinely was starting feel slightly sorry for her today - I mean she is fucked isn't she? Her empire of lies has collapsed. No one believes a silly thing she says.
Anyway I felt a twinge of compassion then watched this video. And it reminded me of all the worst things about her and I felt OK again.
(She needs to suspend Patreon now. One step in clawing back a semblance of a reputation).

 

[That Forensic Man]

@VeniVidiVicki thankyou for the goss archive dear heart
This looks like yet another samsung phone.
Can anyone the necklace?

Could this scarf be this one? Maybe not

Blue Bird Scarf - Rebecca Christian

BIRD SCARF - SCARF WOMEN

www.rebeccachristian.co.uk

£20 Tesco F&F Oh What Fun Jumper

 

[Livia Fantasy]

Eh, so she had a fringe then? Wow, I can't wait for those to catch on.

Misread that as "fridge" and was momentarily confused tying to calculate her lies.

 

[Marmalade Atkins]

This claires/grey/fake hair with little girl clips was 13 May 2020. Just let that sink in. It’s the reverse rats tail. LJC is about to leave.

Louisa had already gone, hadn't she? Jack shaved her head around a week after Louisa left.
We only worked it out later, I think, but she left during the first week of May.

 

[hoopdedoo]

Oh, God, there is a video on her YouTube channel about that poor little kitten that died because Jack didn't take the vets' advice

 

[Marmalade Atkins]

Could this scarf be this one? Maybe not

Jack's scarf is blue tits, your scarf is great tits or coal tits (?) Colour is a bit dodgy so can't quite tell which.

 

[HotesTilaire]

@VeniVidiVicki thankyou for the goss archive dear heart
This looks like yet another samsung phone.
Can anyone the necklace?

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Could this scarf be this one? Maybe not

Blue Bird Scarf - Rebecca Christian

BIRD SCARF - SCARF WOMEN

www.rebeccachristian.co.uk

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£20 Tesco F&F Oh What Fun Jumper

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A few months ago I wasn’t confident and thanks to you all (who I suck attention and praise from to fill the void where my personality and empathy should be, growing fat like a bloodsucking mosquito) I’m doing this!

 

[Bugger13]

Louisa had already gone, hadn't she? Jack shaved her head around a week after Louisa left.
We only worked it out later, I think, but she left during the first week of May.

I wonder if it was ‘duck you and your Dyson hairdryer’? (Present from louisa)

 

[NellieBoo]

@VeniVidiVicki thankyou for the goss archive dear heart
This looks like yet another samsung phone.
Can anyone the necklace?

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Could this scarf be this one? Maybe not

Blue Bird Scarf - Rebecca Christian

BIRD SCARF - SCARF WOMEN

www.rebeccachristian.co.uk

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£20 Tesco F&F Oh What Fun Jumper

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Jack and blending brushes are not friends.

 

[Valiofthedolls]

Jack's scarf is blue tits, your scarf is great tits or coal tits (?) Colour is a bit dodgy.

FFS Marm, you’ve just used the words”Jack’s” and “great tits” in the same post. You’ll summon her with her waps out again!

She’s probably already sensed that post like the bat-signal and is at this very moment running upstairs in the crappy bungalow flinging off her layers to produce a good thirst shot of what looks like the big bald heads of Grant and Phil Mitchell busting out of a bustier.

 

[Livia Fantasy]

FFS Marm, you’ve just used the words”Jack’s” and “great tits” in the same post. You’ll summon her with her waps out again!

She’s probably already sensed that post like the bat-signal and is at this very moment running upstairs in the crappy bungalow flinging off her layers to produce a good thirst shot of what looks like the big bald heads of Grant and Phil Mitchell busting out of a bustier.

twit-signal*

 

[imBUSY]

Frauen:
I am SHOOKETH.

Am a Yank who knew of JM only in passing from the Guardian and the haunted bird app and was considering buying one/some of her books.

You have SAVED me.

 

[Snotbuster]

Has she got her clip on veneers from Wish in there?

Her canines are much less pointy than normal. Her eyes, the facial structure, are also all different. Hmm.

Don’t know how to spoiler, soz, but wouldn’t consider Ted a lingerie brand - more a fashion brand that also does lingerie.

OT: would expect Jack to have designer underthings to go with her Viv and Burberry

Maybe she's being ironically trashy.

 

[Valiofthedolls]

I’ve dug out some more 2017 timeline tit from around her big Patreon and PayPal beg cos she couldn’t pay rent. Spoilered as OLD NEWS for some Fraus.

TW suicide, horrible language, graphic descriptions of alleged abusive messages- including that very week. Note the judge in the case found NO evidence of the “torrent” of abusive messages she claimed to have received (in the linked article from 17 March- yet again. Click on that with care).

Spoiler: In chronological order- check out dates

Jack Monroe on trolls, mental breakdown and that libel victory over Katie Hopkins

EXCLUSIVE: A libel victory over Katie Hopkins, a suicide attempt and the hope that we might all finally learn to be a little kinder to one another online

www.theneweuropean.co.uk

MASSIVE GRIFTING twit

Thanks to (@colouredlines @VeniVidiVicki and the other Gloss and Wiki capturers for screenies)

 

[Mrsoverall]

A grown arse woman did this

Ah, you need one (or many) of @Silver Linings and @Marmalade Atkins glorious Jack Collections.
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(Credit to Silver for both of the above and @Marmalade Atkins for the below)
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Seriously, do a search for “some jacks” from @Marmalade Atkins and @Silver Linings. It’s ABSOLUTELY GLORIOUS

Omg I AM DECEASED

 

[heretoreaditall2019]

Why do I feel like @heretoreaditall2019 is nodding fervently. I definitely am. But I SHANT volunteer!

Loool I’d actually print screened that post to bring it back as a thread title nomination later!

Also thoughts on Patreon - lots of businesses have switched away from Royal Mail to Amazon shipping for BF/gifting launches because they don’t want parcels caught in the strike back log nor the heat from unhappy customers. So Jack really seriously needs to have sent her Patreon tit out via RM weeks ago now, or use a different courier and pricy next day is pretty much her only option as standard will take longer with the sheer volume of packages being dispatched atm. The fact there’s not one thank you or happy tweet suggests she’s not done either?

On Thursday the second post apology payment will be taken from monthlies that decided to stick around and give her a chance. If she’s still not sent them anything that’s truly appalling behaviour and proves the apology was legit for book presales. Can’t help but suspect that would be justifiable even to Patreon CS to refund two months of payments?

 

[Lazarus]

I genuinely think Jack will be using AA meetings in the way she used Mrs Gloss. Attention, attention, attention.
Using a sample size of 2, I looked to see how many posts two other members of that group had made and it’s nowhere near the amount that Jack did. They also weren’t showing huge hauls of lipsticks etc although I’m sure there’s plenty of that in there too!
I’ve LEFT the group already, but got these little snippets. The writing makes me as bilious as the nails.

ETA: why isn’t she writing in the left hand page? If you look closely there’s lines on it, not sure why she’d be as wasteful.

I think her facial expression looks like she is trying to listen into a discussion in her neighbours house, through the wall (of course we know Jack likes DETACHED houses, so this is unlikely).

 

[zetta buttons]

I genuinely think Jack will be using AA meetings in the way she used Mrs Gloss. Attention, attention, attention.
Using a sample size of 2, I looked to see how many posts two other members of that group had made and it’s nowhere near the amount that Jack did. They also weren’t showing huge hauls of lipsticks etc although I’m sure there’s plenty of that in there too!
I’ve LEFT the group already, but got these little snippets. The writing makes me as bilious as the nails.

ETA: why isn’t she writing in the left hand page? If you look closely there’s lines on it, not sure why she’d be as wasteful.
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I think her facial expression looks like she is trying to listen into a discussion in her neighbours house, through the wall (of course we know Jack likes DETACHED houses, so this is unlikely).
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1. She has a ring with “J” on it. Everything she owns she labels with her name. Odd behaviour.

2. Lots of kids write on one side of the page. They used to say it felt nicer. In order to reduce wastage, when they got to the end of the book we flipped it and they wrote in the same way but with the book upside down. Not saying this is why Jack does it and I highly doubt she does the flipping thing to reduce wasting precious pages in her moleskin.

3. That selfie .

 

[Mendacious Trumpet]

I didn't think this day could get any better. Dropped from a keynote address she had no business even attempting, pay-what-you-can-minimum£7.92norefunds event cancelled due to dumpster fire circumstances AND she's off twitter!
But then I saw Mom post a recipe using tinned beans and an easy peeler and it was the schadenfreude that broke the camel's back. Bliss!