She probably bought a load of cards intending to write them out but they got lost in the clutter.
Jack Monroe #414 Catch Me If You (Tin) Can
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She does post photos of her birthday present hauls though!
Why tf does she always have to have feet and arses on kitchen work tops where food is prepared? Feet and arses have NO place on kitchen worktops!Update as we've done quite a bit today.
What's this blue thing on top of the little oven?
I've seen about 10 different toasters, kettles and microwaves across the ages, "creator of the upcoming vimes boots index" indeed
£428 fancy knobs
£250 magnetic Allegra spice jars
£95 Abigail Aherne grey hare table lamp
£72 antique bird of paradise porcelain door knobs and finger plates (bedroom door)
£432 if she's done the other say 6 internal doors as well
£25 wooden calculator (unused)
£35 two-headed Skellington dog plastic Halloween decoration
£339 All Saints belfern suede biker jacket
£155 Morris & Co. Strawberry Thief curtains (median price £65-245)
£1,550 2x Tiffany pearl hoop earrings sterling silver (two pairs)
£150 DM boots (other ones, not the willow ones mentioned upthread)
£104 rusty eBay spoons
£110 2x Oliver Bonas jumpers
£80 Emma Bridgewater toaster with TOASTER on it
£780 At least two Burberry scarves: one for her and one for LJC
£110 Crosley cruiser suitcase turntable ('SB's' bedroom)
£800 77 Lipsticks
£200 14 Foundations
£250 40 Eyeliners
£500 misc makeup
£320 2x Roberts Revival Mini radio
£158 orange nike trainers (asda trip)
£1,200 8x kendal dining chairs
£425 Graham and Green birdcage lampshade
£65 test tube vases
£35 boiler suit (which was dyed pink)
£10 squid game guard mask from the market
£44 per roll wallpaper used as ADHD friendly “to-do” list
£300 kitchen aid
£20 black pleather Primark boots with chain
£499 Dyson fan
£65 SimpleHuman hand soap dispenser (kitchen)
£60 squatty potty
£535 custom captain's chair
£110 Two pairs of granny curtain boiler suits
£400 Cotswold Company small sideboard (living room, blue)
£229 Cotswold Company tallboy (bedroom, ivory)
£799 Cotswold Company chester dove grey writing bureau (similar)
£849 Cotswold Company oakland rustic oak dining table
£399 Cotswold Company oakland rustic oak storage bench
£2,396 2x Cotswold Company chester dresser
£1,529 Cotswold Company chester grand dresser
£299 Cotswold Company bookcase (porch, used for manky wooden photography boards)
£800 2x Cotswold Company small sideboards
£499 Cotswold Company chester wine console
£599 Cotswold Company chester large sideboard
£699 Cotswold Company chester large sideboard (wine rack version)
£800 2x Cotswold Company oakland rustic oak shoe storage bench
£730 Cotswold Company chester dove grey extra large dresser top
£300 suit she wore for the Diva photoshoot
£300 dyson hairdryer
£1199 water rower
£400 John Lewis hammock
£400 John Lewis egg chair
£400 20x John Lewis clear plastic storage bins
£290 Baywood 33 drawer tea chest
£30 John Lewis Perspex cube pasta storage with pink lids
£20 full set of oversized unicorns/animal mugs from Asda
£300 sentient mirror
£360 2x nike trainers (exc. orange ones)
£120 24" TV for SB's PlayStation
£2,500 Smeg fridge (double American style)
£300 2x Viv westwood dress (assume sale)
£75 Sweaty Betty leggings
£200 R&P bras (x 2 minimum)
£199 Airpods
£249 Airpods pro
£199 Apple Watch (assume series 3)
£250 Sleeper to Edinburgh last min on a Friday
£309 3 nights at Eden Locke, Edinburgh
£170 Last minute train home on a Monday morning
£700 Vets bills
£20 Sad Asda shop
£80 2x summit camping stove (shed)
£400 ooni pizza oven (freebie)
£60 3x “tiles” for locating lost keys/phones by internet magic
£12 2x dylon machine dye
~£1,000 unread books (estimate)
£100 CUDDLY TOY (Hamleys)
£640 6x DAB radios
£60 Lego flower bouquet
£60 Rock tumbler
£2,200 content
£15 6x ring binders (for coroner's reports)
£1,790 Burberry classic trench coat
£5,000 Burberry brit jacket ($5-6k)
£350 Warm & wonderful diana sheep jumper
£60 Boy london snap back black/gold hat ($60)
£1,000 Unidentified Cotswold(?) cupboard/wardrobe
£10 horrendous steam punk clock leggings (worn once)
£525 35x moleskin notebooks
£119 Hatteras pigskin leather cap dark brown (wax suede stetson hat)
£56 7x Wilko snake charmer kitchen baskets
£479 Nespresso creatista plus coffee machine (doesn't drink coffee)
£199 Bodyclock luxe 700FM alarm clock
£66 Tatty Devine Fishbone necklace
£485 Tiffany 1837 Makers I.D. Tag Pendant in Sterling Silver, 24" (worn at arcade fire gig)
£249 Peak Design rucksack (asda romp)
£245 'Edinburgh book festival' Russell & Bromley chester tassel loafer (dubious provenance)
£245 'Downing Street' leopard monstrosities with block heels
£245 assumed third pair of 'spenny loafers'
£146 Ray Ban sunglasses (one pair, probably multiple)
£140 4x Ikea hejne 'cheapo shoe racks' for seasonal crockery
£72 9x Ikea knagglig wooden box
£324 2x Sophie Conran for Portmeirion Dinnerware Set, White, 12 Piece (4x Dinner Plates, 4x Salad Plates, 4x Cereal Bowls)
£92 4x Sophie Conran for Portmeirion Mugs, White, Box of 2
£19 Sophie Conran for Portmeirion Cream Jug, White
£136 8x Sophie Conran for Portmeirion Pasta Bowl, Dia.23.5cm, White
~£200 more random Sophie Conran for Portmeirion tit (see instagram)
£294 'I can't forget' screenprint navy/raspberry
~£2,000 438x baubles
£2,000 cooker
£80 Nokia 3310
£1050 3x chest freezers
£70 Dunelm Retro 20L 800W Pink Digital Microwave
£28 John Lewis llama doorstop
£40 Vintage ferguson radio casette recorder
£18 H&M peacock gold candlestick
49 Ted Baker pyjamas
£100 10x H&M gold candlesticks
£116 Instagram look
~£420 3x VegTrugs (unknown quantity)
~£900 botox (estimate, £300/3 areas x 3 treatments)
~£1,056 haircuts at Toni & Guy, Woo Hair etc. (estimate, £66 x 4 per year x 4 years)
~£3,000 2x tattoo sleeves (estimate, £1,500 per sleeve)
£150 wire racking (kept outside)
£30 flamingo neon light
£60 mary poppins parrot umbrella
£384 8x Argos maine narrow bookcase white
£144 3x Argos maine narrow bookcase oak effect
£60 3x Argos maine tall CD DVD tower oak effect
£80 2x Ikea helmer white 6 drawer unit
£1,350 Hopkins SPITE SOFA (designers guild florence 2 seater)
£300 3x wigs
£543 32x copies of cooking on a bootstrap (kickstarter version) just sat there
£250 all saints leather jacket
~£400 bike (estimate)
~£400 bike given to someone who's was stolen (estimate)
£360 cafe 3x weekly for 6 months (£5 x 3pw x 6mo)
£150 puppy grooming package (£25 x 1pm x 6mo)
£45 Bialetti moka color blue 6 cup
£45 Bialetti moka express silver 6 cup
£100 magnum boots
£130 Finn watch
£150 Garmin watch
£120 Dr Martens willow edition boots
£120 Dr Martens red boots
£60 12x derwent colorsoft pencils
£600 omega seamaster watch (replica?)
£85 leather converse
£135 Global Classic knife
£300 Blok knife (Observer Food Award)
£300 Mcusta Zanmai supreme ripple knife
£75 magnolia tree
£750 Christian Louboutin Audrey Strappy Glitter Sandal (fake?)
£12 'limited edition' vest
£3 Asda Cream Gratitude Slogan Sweatshirt (kids)
~£2,000 400 cookbooks as of 2016 (estimate, 400 x £5 average each)
“£5” denim cargo trousers from Primark
£100 countertop oven
£300 2x more ray ban sunglasses
£1,700 smeg fridge (small, broken?)
£70 nutribullet 600
£295 Pandora bracelet with at least 7 charms (£55 bracelet + 8x £30)
~£2,000 fillers (estimate, £250/ml x 2ml per year x 4 years - since at least 2018)Total:£549 55" TV
£60 cath kidston rucksack
£1,200 iMac desktop
£1,000 macbook pro
£1,000 other laptop
£79 apple mouse
£70 folding table
£895 Jimmy Choo ren sandals blue 2016
£150 Penhaligons fragrance
£795 mulberry elkington oak bag
£14 replacement oliver bonas strap
£4.99 jolly warehouse skirt
£1,500 3x phones
£249 1x tablet
£100 2x microphones
£100 3x sets of headphones
£60 3x backup batteries
£140 4x studio lights (ESDDI)
£45 3x extension leads
£150 5x hastily installed curtains
£30 1x pivot stand
£4 1x actual tin can (eBay)
£539 1x canon 700D as backup
(taking no chances -priceless£2,917)
£200 Sarah Akwisombe’s Money & Manifesting course£72,889£81,823
The new pair of boots she bought after wearing the taped together pair for a while on TV (despite having other pairs ...?)
Artificial snow
plastic flower headdress phase
Le Creuset
furniture and set dressing for the shed outside that she was going to turn into a studio
lawnmower
tents
Ten (at least) outdoor chairs for her Mormon tabernacle Amish prayer circle fellowship things
The hen with the rubber eggs for nesting hens?
dusty plastics string of pearls plant
laptops for 'team of staff'
squishy sofa
velvet sofabed
baskets, baskets everywhere
leather armchairs
calvin klein sportswear
nike pro sportswear
drinking glasses (content approved)
red teardrop drop hoop earrings
leather jackets
teeth whitening (maybe filter)
fake tan
'shoe obsession'
fancy crockery (shitloads)
high quality crystal clear food storage containers (shitloads)
food storage (shitloads, kilner jars etc.)
double monk shoes black
viv clobber
THAT BLOODY LAMP
watch with flowery strap
watch with chunky silver strap
guitar
Sarah Akwisombe evil eye necklace
zone
foodism awards red suit -
bedroom of lies -
dog cushions -
Anything spenny is fair game, but I'll add whatever fraus want.
My own benchmark is discretionary or 'non-essential' spend in the context of someone who claims to not be able to afford shower gel or 6p for butter instead of lard etc.
Jack moves things around constantly so try to avoid double counting.
Instagram is a literal and figurative gold mine (see TBC spoiler).
If I like your stocktake post it means I've seen it and will include in the next update.
Have fun.
Now duck off x
I couldn't agree more. Performative bullshit. Bet hours were wasted on that.
I’ve missed that one?!
Saw one earlier with SB standing on the kitchen counter with his shoes on
She doesn't have more than one arse does she? Good God, she's vile.
To be fair to the kid, he was probably sick of his shoes getting dirty every time he walked on the floor.Saw one earlier with SB standing on the kitchen counter with his shoes on
Look what my husband found walking our own Content. (who also needs a haircut)
It was the sex toys in odd places m’lud what made me share this here I’m grunking
It was the sex toys in odd places m’lud what made me share this here I’m grunking
I like that you are clearly the authority on such things, since he messaged you to ask
His next message was shall I bring it back and give it a rinseI like that you are clearly the authority on such things, since he messaged you to ask
Jack doesn't know what dusting is.
Oh dear heart, you are in for such a treat!!!
Kacha's recap
Jack Monroe #73 If your attitude is off-kilter, try a cartoon filter
My beans gone cold I'm wondering why I Chose to rinse them clean at all Mom’s spaghetti
tattle.life
And Poca's article
Jack Monroe #73 If your attitude is off-kilter, try a cartoon filter
I genuinely cannot believe these people exist. Why would anyone think a ‘bestselling author’ needs money when there are homeless people literally living hand to mouth on our streets??? This tit is genuinely boiling my blood. And jack says she’d like to do it but she’d get criticism. duck off...
tattle.life
One hairy biker on one show doing budget meals
GET OUTTA JACKS NICHE!
Yip, saw that too. Does R Jack - the cook - know anything at all about basic hygiene?Saw one earlier with SB standing on the kitchen counter with his shoes on
The whole independent restaurants thing then going to Five Guys and Dishoom. Like you there were many many signs but that was just such an obvious lie and contradiction.
Interesting that she talks about her "annual salary" there, which implies that she was paying herself through her ltd company at the time - so she can't get away with claiming that not filing accounts didn't matter because the company was dormant.Oh dear heart, you are in for such a treat!!!
Kacha's recap
Jack Monroe #73 If your attitude is off-kilter, try a cartoon filter
My beans gone cold I'm wondering why I Chose to rinse them clean at all Mom’s spaghettitattle.life
And Poca's article
Jack Monroe #73 If your attitude is off-kilter, try a cartoon filter
I genuinely cannot believe these people exist. Why would anyone think a ‘bestselling author’ needs money when there are homeless people literally living hand to mouth on our streets??? This tit is genuinely boiling my blood. And jack says she’d like to do it but she’d get criticism. duck off...tattle.life
How much did you take in dividends, Jack? And how much tax did you pay?
Thought that pic was meant to be porridge, felt v upset. Realised it’s actually vegetable peeling stuffing / roast or something and feel even more upset. Cheers, kids crying.This dish here is £4.50/5.50 depending on size. I know because I also have them
Edit: accidental double quote chaos
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We put this on and my OH (not left) went “oh she’ll be furious.” I was like “Who?”
“That Jack Monroe!”
I obviously share more from on here than I realised…
I think youvte hit the nail on the head here.
she been brought up believing she's entitled to the good life, the easy life with no effort or hard work. That's for the Jeremy Kyle types. That's why having to go on benefits was such a trauma and she actually believes she's had it worse than anyone else, ever. She said herself, it isn't supposed to happen to the likes of her. The millions of others who have to struggle, Irrelevant. She sees herself as the star of a blockbuster tearjerker of glory of trauma.
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