Quoting myself like the absolute ninny I am but that blue ticker I was talking aboutI saw the blue ticker/writer’s tweet. It was directed at Russ and Superstanskii. I would have loved it to be Jack but he is a Jack superstan. It why unfollowed him (I do like my own echochamber)
may well be for turning. 
She could have had a house now if she hadn’t spaffed every penny on stuff. And yes, I totally think she’s resentful that she doesn’t have the life she thinks she deserves. Pesky kid and his pesky dad meaning she’s trapped in stupid Essex.
Yet again it reads more like something Jack would look at someone else and think, rather than something someone said to her. See also, “should have kept your legs closed”. She gives herself away so very often.
Ah yes, the old ‘buying a jacket in the most expensive coat shop in the world despite having no idea of the cost, other than it’s likely to be nearly a grand if not more, just to teach a snarky shop assistant a lesson. I’m sure she took her commission/sales bonus and cried herself to sleep.
I love that because I used to get told off for talking in an Australian accent (Neighbours/Home & Away) and my kids all went through their ‘speaking in an American accent’ phase thanks to everything from Barney to Hannah Montana.
Would anyone else maybe pay up their bills? If my income was in random unpredictable big chunks, the first thing I would do with a "book advance " is get housing, council tax, water and gas/elec paid for the year (or as much as possible of it) so the worry is out of the way. Maybe that's just how I think bc my dad worked contracts and might earn quite a lot for 3 or 6 months then have nothing for 6 months so security for the family home was #1 spend.
I’m self employed. I pay myself a (fairly miserly) monthly wage so that my income is constant. Not only does this make my life easier to manage, with a steady constant income, it also makes life much better for my son because he is not stressed about money. At the risk of repeating myself, she never ever puts his needs first. Imagine having your mum writing that she’s going to have to sell everything and move to a tiny flat and sleep in the living room when she just bought a really expensive dog?
Yeah yet again more pathetic performative bollocks from Jack.
I've only seen Francesca Martinez on Very British Problems. But she was amazing. So, JM appropriated her voice and words? Jesus what a pathetic little beast.
I was just thinking the exact same thing!! I did this through uni with my loans-just got everything I could paid up to take the stress off-kids school trips/whatever-as a mature student with a job I could buy books and materials as I went along so that made more sense to me and took the pressure off.
Yes good point. I suppose real writers would treat that income like income-as in their wages and what they have to pay their bills with. Jack clearly thinks her gravy train will never arrive at a station and her income is for spaffing on luxury goods and then using other people’s money for the boring stuff.
Isn't that exactly the kind of thing she claims people think/say about her all the freaking time? "I was JUDGED for being a young single mother! I was JUDGED for having tattoos and a boyish haircut! I was JUDGED for having my midriff out and my Cath Kidston backpack on!!!" But then she sits here judging someone, calling her a "little scrunge" and accusing her of stealing a wallet, like any middle class Karen out there.
Asws in order: No, nooo, no, no, no never have never will & finally probably not!
We have a special designated day every year to offer our gratitude when the poor & displaced of our town make pilgrimage to her door bearing gifts of soap & potatoes.
They have quite sophisticated algorithms these days, so they can catch stuff before you even realise - my data was stolen in the huge Ticketmaster data breach a few years ago and the first I knew of a problem was when I got a phonecall from the bank asking me if I'd just tried to buy £400 of food and booze on Deliveroo. I also have to put payments to debt collectors on my card sometimes for work and it always gets blocked and I have to phone them to authorise it. The fraud team said that is because my credit score is squeaky clean and there's no reason I'd be paying debt collectors.
I think it's all bollocks because you know, Jack but on the general point...
Don't give her ideas! Crowd funded dentistry would be low hanging fruit.
The night she started firing off dozens and dozens of tweets about different childhood comfort foods (she was probably trying to bury a chaos further down her timeline but dear god it was unending)
I'm more than surprised she hasn't 'accidently' photographed a full wall plastered with Thank You cards from the eternally grateful poors she saved from actually starving to death over the years.
