Jack Monroe #413 The flying monkeys are more like limping chimpanzees these days

[Helena Handbasket]

Anyway Jack you can duck off playing out ‘Tories as Nazi’s ooh I’m a rebel! aren’t I shocking?!’
As terrible as they may be they’ve never actually claimed £20 is enough to live on unlike your good self.

 

[Knit one Pearl one]

Thank you for reposting @Justacatindisguise x
It must be a recent pic cos she's wearing the tiff' earrings and pigskin cap x

21st September.

 

[ChickenPorridge]

She's on Instagram posting pics in a age 8-9 hoodie letting on she didn't know. Sleeves are half way up her arms, the absolute roaster.

 

[HotesTilaire]

And there I was, thinking - poor girl, she must find buying trousers really difficult! Yeah, I kept looking at that picture (which I remember seeing and puzzling about back in the day) wondering how can she be so er... peculiarly proportioned.

Distended ribs - distended means swollen. She may have flared ribs, but most hilarious is that Jack has altered a picture of her imperfect body to demonstrate she’s happy with her body just as it is

 

[jenny2603]

If Burger Boy taught us anything, it's that Jack is fond of a mid-coitus tweet.

And tbh anti-Tory rants are probably just what Russ likes to get things going.

"Climb aboard my sex towel, little Snortdove"

 

[Spanner]

Here we go

 

[Knit one Pearl one]

If she sold her Seamaster 21st gift, then maybe she's bought another one. What are they now, £6k for a large size? Is this a 2nd one do you think, or the original gift?
(My twatty ex had one...he was a narc like Jacksie too funny enough....

I'm putting my money on it being the original. She'll be fuming that Big D's slipped up with posting it.

 

[ChickenPorridge]

She actually set up the tripod to take pics in this age 8-9 hoodie. Let that sink in. Seek help, Jack

 

[HotesTilaire]

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Yes LFC, the team that wears blue FFS nice new ‘do by the way Jack.

 

[Helena Handbasket]

Here we go

Tehehehe. What a melon.

 

[Orphan_Black]

She actually set up the tripod to take pics in this age 8-9 hoodie. Let that sink in. Seek help, Jack

And then filtered the duck out of them too. Wow.

Life is but a blur.

 

[HansThatDoDishes]

There's someone on Twitter keeping score, according to them it's a total of 110 bots added so far today.

Yes LFC, the team that wears blue FFS nice new ‘do by the way Jack.

But but but... the continuity hair!!

Also an obligatory WHO DAT?

 

[hoopdedoo]

Like hell she wandered around with sleeves that short *for a few days* without thinking "hmm this doesn't fit" until now. Liar.

 

[Tabitha D]

Thank you. Likes people to know his letters does Dave.

Makes you wonder where Jack got her grandiose / boastful tendencies from.

 

[Orphan_Black]

Jack, hi, your son is nearly 13. He doesn't want nor need to share a wardrobe of clothes with his sad sack of a mother. Let him have some agency. Cool, thanks, bye.

 

[Dogmuck]

One for the “who’s head is this” album Marms

ETA lest we forget just 5 weeks ago…

 

[streby]

Here we go

Oh she's so smol and petite and fashionably skinny! But she's humble about her natural good looks and shapely body!

 

[HotesTilaire]

So I think that’s a cut plus blonde highlights, anyone checked the Toni and Guy insta? Did they do the shampoo for you whilst they bleached it, Jack?

Re: watch chat. She claimed the 21st Bday Omega Seamaster was bought from a cheap website and only cost £600. It was sold during the pov. This would have been a silver watch, not unlike the one in the recent pigskin hat photo earlier this thread.
The awful gold clasp Dr Who watch was gifted by Big Dave at the start of this year, it’s gold with a brown leather strap.

 

[colouredlines]

Here we go

Her Facetune skills, like her cooking, just get worse and worse. She looks like a waxwork that's just failed quality control.

 

[Orphan_Black]

One for the “who’s head is this” album Marms
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Ahhhhhhh I'm bleeping deceased. The teeth whitening alone, but the blur into the gums?! Oh FAIL!!!

New hair do too, different colour than that purpley red.