I know I’m missing the point here, but do geese *actually* goose-step? Cos I’m not sure they do.
Jack Monroe #413 The flying monkeys are more like limping chimpanzees these days
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She doesn't drive either, how is she getting to all these meetings?
She really is quite desparate isn't she?
'Look I wear eight year old's clothes'. In a way I feel sorry for her. For all her claims to being a maverick she is entirely conformist to the accepted norms. 'I'm so small! I look so young!'. I really don't care if she is or isn't tbh - but the fact she sees these things as important is quite sad.
'Look I wear eight year old's clothes'. In a way I feel sorry for her. For all her claims to being a maverick she is entirely conformist to the accepted norms. 'I'm so small! I look so young!'. I really don't care if she is or isn't tbh - but the fact she sees these things as important is quite sad.
How does anyone who works even part time have time for 10 meetings? Especially when she doesn't drive!
ETA Orphy B beat me to it
It's really just one meeting but after listening to Jack droning on participants are often heard to remark "I feel like I have sat through 10 wretched meetings".How does anyone who works even part time have time for 10 meetings? Especially when she doesn't drive!
ETA Orphy B beat me to it
Because co-opting other peoples struggles for your own benefit would be bad, wouldn't it Jackie! bleep
You're part of a mithering hive-mind now, pal. You're only allowed to leave for a piss and sandwich.How does anyone who works even part time have time for 10 meetings? Especially when she doesn't drive!
ETA Orphy B beat me to it
It's a thought though, how is she getting to all these meetings? She couldn't even scrape the bus fare to Aldi together, she must need a week pass at this rate! She's the Marla Singer of Southend.
I guess. We don't really talk like that. Just Ron Burgundy. But I'm not surprised Jack has a tin ear.
Noooo they waddle don’t they?I know I’m missing the point here, but do geese *actually* goose-step? Cos I’m not sure they do.
Whew. Geography making sense now.
Marry? Should it be shag, engagement, kill, dear heart?
She's off someone's tits.
Well, Dear Heart, she isn't getting to any of them is she?
She'd say zoom but she's claimed 'in person'.
So AA IN PERSON ZOOM X 10 ✅️
Why Jack go honk?
Ever changing conk
Ever changing conk
True. For a non-binary tattooed edge lord, Jack is very Karen.
A squig summing up how we all feel...
No of course not! Nobody does! Its just Jack lifting and rewording other people’s tweets or blog posts. I just think their origin isn’t here because then she seems all ground-breaking and original. Unless that’s just Twitter-speak and everyone talks like that when they’ve got their knickers in a twist!
Why 90s men get make up snarky?
Standard toxic patriarchy.
I love this and you. Might get it tattooed on my hand. Thank you for all you do. 
Top thread title nom is something Molly said. I dunno what the rules are on this. (I remember it had to be changed before because of the same source.)
Mods, please send advice-o's.
Mods, please send advice-o's.
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