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Jack Monroe #413 The flying monkeys are more like limping chimpanzees these days
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Totally- The OU put limits on the amount of credits you can do and with her lack of GCSEs she would have had to do an Access course first. If Jack was doing an OU degree it would be the open unnamed one rather than the titled ones mentioned. I have images of her doing a 30 credit OU course then claiming a degree with the name of the module
Jeezly pumble. The only way those tattoos would be acceptable is if they’d been done by David Blunkett after he’d spent three nights up on the trot wizzing away at a DIY rave, off his tits on psilocybin.
ETA revisiting old threads and would like to remind you ninnies of a semi forgotten deep cut on the album Great Lies Jack Has Told: when she said she’d been commissioned by the FT to write an article on inflation. LOLZ. Whatever your views on the Pink ‘Un and its unabashed support for der ebil capitalizm, it does at least have a tendency to prefer commissioning people who know what they’re talking about.
Yes. I didAt some point she said she wanted to work in a PRU. Which is hilarious because she'd have been chewed up and spat out within a couple of hours.
at that. Four of the family have attended/currently in PRU, and whilst I love them to bits, absolutely no bleeping way, thank (space) you!
I'm going to keep an eye on this fake follower audit. It's only a free tool though (not prepared to pay) so I can't do as deeper dive on it as I would like.
Only 0.4% of her followers are verified
I’ve often thought she must have gone back in time to a 2004 tattoo parlour, waved her arm and said ‘give me the lot!’ hence the absolute genericness of her sleeves with anchors etc.
Yes, but toiletries separate entity, now they don’t exist
Why does she always think she has muscly arms? They couldn't even be described as 'toned'
Isn’t this what happened with that absolute bellend who tried to say he knew who the Tattle owner is? And he sat behind a pretend news desk to do it. Lord almighty there are some pricks about
That’s a very long winded way of saying “I was tit at it and can’t bear not being immediately brilliant at everything I do so I stopped”
Are we counting chairs and spoons yet?
In case Jack or any of the LCs (limping chimpanzees) are lurking - there's one way to stop the 'trolling', and it's on Jack to release a statement clearing some things up and being totally transparent just like we've been asking her to do for 412 and a half threads.
What can I say Choc M? One of the things l love most about being here (alongside beautiful honest resonant writing) are the sharp witty thread titles.
The best of all on Tattle.
If Jack has any sense (debateable), she'd be the one approaching the documentary makers. Who better to tell the full story than the culprit themselves? If she had a decent PR team they'd see the silver lining of the situation, go for the full sympathy, victim card, present the story in a way that is favourable to Jack, play up those imaginary illnesses to deflect criticism etc etc.
If she sat there, hands up, giving a sincere enough apology for tape, well, it could salvage the carcass of her career. She's missed the chance now and the story has gone far beyond her own control.
She waved her arm WHILST the tattoos were being done too. That would account for it.
In the same way as she had 'jutting collarbones' whilst she was posing for pics with SB during The Pov, looking rosy-cheeked and hale and hearty with health and nutrition.Why does she always think she has muscly arms? They couldn't even be described as 'toned'
In hysteria here that she put 'go hard or go home' as a tag under a picture of her new tattoo.
In the sport I compete in
that saying is a bit of a thing, mainly said to people who are pulling their own toenail off before carrying on in a race or running while visibly bleeding after a fall......lying on a couch whilst someone else draws on your arm.......not so much.Please would someone more intelligent than me explain what it COULD mean as I really don't understand bot stuff? Are these, like, bot accounts she could have potentially have bought to shore up support for herself? Or, bots that a potential anti-JM troll has bought? Also how can you tell it's a bot as opposed to a new account that maybe she or someone she knows set up to give the illusion of support. I don't get it. A clever Frau's 'Explain Like I'm 5' explanation would be most welcome x
Apologies if this is against any rules or has been posted before...but if you go on to Facebook and search "Jack Monroe", then look at "posts", there's a fair amount of chatter about her failing to comply with her Patreon obligations. One individual in particular is detailing how her daughter spent £600 and received nothing. This has been posted on publisher's pages as well as general posts.
I'm convinced someone's buying followers so Jack doesn't visibly dip below 570k.
There's been a steady decline but then it jumps up, a bit too obviously this time.
So as Jack loses followers they're propping up the numbers so people don't notice she's dropping and follow suit.
570.3k
570.2k
570.1k
570.0k
569.9k
570.1k ??
All of the obviously fake followers have a .crypto name, 0 followers, following 6 blue tick accounts
#gohardorgohomeIn hysteria here that she put 'go hard or go home' as a tag under a picture of her new tattoo.
In the sport I compete in
(has skull and crossbones covered up, again)
Maybe Jack is going to launch her own crypto currency for the poors- Slopcoins.
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