At some point she said she wanted to work in a PRU. Which is hilarious because she'd have been chewed up and spat out within a couple of hours
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Jack Monroe #413 The flying monkeys are more like limping chimpanzees these days
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I worked in a particularly difficult school once (not with the children) and some of the behaviour there was terrifying! She’s no idea.
I’m sure she had an image in her head of walking into the room, turning a chair around backwards to sit on, rolling up her sleeves to show off her tattoos then regaling the students with the poverty to show she’s struggled and she one of them, down with the kids. And from that moment on they’d be eating out of her hand, she’d even mange to get through to the hard nut who’d shyly admit to her that his aggression was a screen to hide the fact he couldn’t read. She softly, gently teach him literacy and by the end of the year he’d be devouring War and Peace and the students would bear her aloft declaring her the best teacher ever while an inspirational song plays over the end credits.At some point she said she wanted to work in a PRU. Which is hilarious because she'd have been chewed up and spat out within a couple of hours
Well she's sorted out getting Michelle pfeiffer's lips so there's that...
So are the limping chimpanzees going to attempt some sort of ill-conceived swat on the CEO of an age charity? Who will doubtless have no idea of any of this? Absolute desperados.
Going back to the OU degree, I wonder if the Criminology and social policy was actually a foundation year so she could then do a PPE BA. Considering her GCSE’s aren’t great and she doesn’t have A levels, plus she’d been out of education a long time, she was possibly advised to start with a foundation course to ease her in.
She's even elevenarifed studying for the OU: clever bit of wording to make it sound like she will be doing 2 degree courses, when any fule nos you do individual courses with different credit amounts on a pathway to gain credits for a degree. *insert rolling eye emoji*
As for being a teacher: bahahahahahaha
Then she'd get an OBE (IN YOUR FACE-BIG DAVE) and go to the palace on a motorbike with a couple of the toughest kids in tow. All the palace staff would be freaking out "tough kids are against protocol" but HMTQ (RIP, ma'aam- this all happens in the past) overhears and shoos the palace stuffed shirts away. Jack and the tough kids do a dance and rap about prejudice and HMTQ reaches into her handbag, pulls out a copy of her Christmas speech and tears it up "ok Jack we're recording my speech in an hour but this year I want to hear from you, think you can handle it?". Jack looks nervous but the tough kids shout "you can do it miss" and Jack agrees to record the speech but only if the tough kids get to say a few words too. Everyone claps and cheers, the kids win over the stuffy advisers and within the hour have them doing funky dances in backwards baseball caps.
I know people are allowed to change their minds, and this was 10 years ago, but I thought one of the personal horrors of her life was that she RENTS.
Dangerous Slop part one, and two, Dangerouser and Sloppier.
Once you understand that Jack is basically Trump, these things begin to make sense. At the time she'd have felt like a LOSER for renting when she wanted to buy so dressed it up as a choice. Then she stumbled upon monetising being a VICTIM and that was enough to get round her fear of being a LOSER.
I was trying to put my finger on what was different in the first pic, she had the skull and crossbones (barely) covered up with the floral affair and then later more heavily with the dark flower. So that's 3x the cost of a tattoo on the one location, and presumably increasingly expensive as it got bigger and took more ink/time.
Suspect she realised the quite visible skull and crossbones didn't suit her new image.
Credit to @Marmalade Atkins for the screenshots here:
Jack Monroe #205 Overdeliverer
History of a tattoo. Skull. Skull not really covered up by red rose. That caption, though 😬 Skull and red rose covered up with big black rose.
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The bots continue to gather. What can it all mean?
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My theory:
Jack Monroe has paid someone to try and drown out the noise. She knows there's too many screenshots, too much evidence, too many dissenting and questioning voices to shut them down, so instead will try and whitewash Twitter.
The fake/bot accounts will go on an absolute retweeting frenzy of positive spin articles/coverage/recipes (most likely automated) to try and reclaim search results around Jack Monroe's name.
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You just don’t get cut off that quickly. She’s such a bleeping liar. Where did her deposit savings go??More ye olde bollox from yesteryore. 2013 article.
“Didn’t tell anyone she was hungry“ from November 2011 to at least December 2012. Even though in that time she told thousands of people including her parents and friends via her blog, by her own admission her mother came round with food, and they spent Christmas Day 2012 at her parents
We went hungry in world's seventh-richest nation - it has to stop
Mirror guest columnist Jack Monroe on going hungry and not even being able to give her son a Christmas presentwww.mirror.co.uk
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Took her “18 months to find work” and only then was she able to “feed herself and her son 3 meals a day again”. So from November until May/June 2013? Despite all the jobs (including bar work, a trainee reporter on her local newspaper etc etc all of which she LEFT- apart from the one that fired her for being too nice
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What I think she means by “took me 18 months to find work” is ‘work that suits my grandiose notions of what I’m entitled to’, because that’s when she got hired to write the weekly ‘Recipes for Life’ guardian column that lasted from July 2013 all the way through to April 2015 and commissioned to write her book.
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It’s also unbelievable (in the literal sense of the word) that she resigned from a £27,000 a year job in November 2011 but was in this level of dire straits by Christmas in the following month.
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It’s truly incredible that NOBODY in the media EVER did even a modicum of due diligence and research on this lying charlatan. No wonder her lurid pov tales have become increasingly wild and improbable over the years; she’s high on their ineptitude in letting her get away with it. Mateus mate, where are you?
She really is a Twatbread, isn’t she?!
She gets huffy about the herbs, she bought those when working at the Fire call centre apparently. The kitchen is RENTED so are the tiles.
Also spot the carefully turned washing up liquid to hide the fact that it's Fairy liquid. No working class, living in poverty, who buys everything budget, who is on the bones of their arse buys branded expensive Fairy bleeping liquid! It's all such performative bullshit.
Also those are solid oak worktops. Not exactly a staple in a budget rental property.
And they are a sodding disgrace.
The grotty cow.
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