Jack Monroe #205 Overdeliverer

[Marmalade Atkins]

History of a tattoo.

Skull.

Skull not really covered up by red rose.
That caption, though

Skull and red rose covered up with big black rose.

 

[HotesTilaire]

Terrible!! <insert Matt Tebbut face>

 

[DinosaurSenior]

"Nobody should label anyone else"...errr ok.

Cos there's no labels left. ... Jack's nabbed most of them..

 

[Emmapism]

It's just crappy tattoo after crappy tattoo....I've got slightly less than Jack but have never felt the need to cover up any of them because they're who I was then/am now and also I thought about them all for at least 6 months before getting them.

If only you could change tattoos as easily as Twitter bios, eh?

 

[HotesTilaire]

I’ve got a terrible tattoo, but I wanted it for years. I kind of like it though, it’s a part of me? I’ve had it topped up and they suggested adding some bits to improve it but I wouldn’t change it now I’ve got it.

 

[Orphan_Black]

It wants a cut of the royalties from that photo

What about the cabbage? She stole it's nose!!! Hahahahaha

(Also; I never realised just how tit her tattoos were! Wow, bad to begin with, cover ups worse!)

 

[Eurgh]

She’s proving she’s not cis by posting a topless pic? Is it the short hair or the tattoos that are the evidence I wonder?

 

[traumatised sideboard]

'AND NO MORE' nah mate every layer of that tattoo is a crime. Nobody in their right mind would think you could cover solid black like that. Just throw the whole arm away. I think below that may be what she refers to as a 'ninja star'. It's a nautical star. Also seven weeks is not enough time to grow guns, her upper arm looks bigger because it's squished against her chest. She should, as she says, give it a rest.

@Eurgh it's the cig. Ladies don't smoke, it's coarse behaviour.

 

[HotesTilaire]

She’s proving she’s not cis by posting a topless pic? Is it the short hair or the tattoos that are the evidence I wonder?

The fag (cigarette smoking) is a gay man thing isn’t it

ETA I said fag cause I’ve always called cigarettes fags. Then I remembered some people use it as a slur against gay men and I got in a panic.

 

[Legionnairess]

Because some of the photos are distressing, showing a suffering animal. You can be aware of what happened without wanting to see the pictures popping up suddenly.

I absolutely HATE that one where she’s holding the kitten up like something out of the Lion King. No idea why but I just can’t bear to look at.

 

[FrumpyCat]

Imagine having to add "We have no intention of treading on the shoes of Jack Monroe...." just in case Jack or her followers try to start a pile-on.

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Or, more likely, they are aware of Jack's body of work and don't want to be associated with her

 

[Sideboard Bob]

I would never judge Jack‘s (or anyone else’s) gender identity or presentation. From what I understand it‘s a very personal thing. And I don’t think Jack has to explain to anyone what being non-binary means to her. But, since she’s happy to accept being called a “non-binary icon”, and accept awards like “LGBT Influencer Of The Year”, it’s a shame she never uses her platform to explain more about what it means overall.

Now I think about it though, it’s probably for the best for the NB community, it’s often misunderstood and I can’t see Jack helping in any way.

 

[BlendedSlop]

Ninnies, because it was so SEVERELY HOT today I ended up buying a Mel Donte lemonade ice lolly (don't judge; I'm on holiday in the back of beyond and the local shop's freezer was all but depleted).

It was OK - albeit I'm not exactly surprised they were the only ones people hadn't snapped up - but that brand is now so tainted by its association with Jack, I couldn't finish it. Kept looking down and expecting to see an anchovy or inexplicable egg staring back at me from inside the ice.

 

[HotesTilaire]

I would never judge Jack‘s (or anyone else’s) gender identity or presentation. From what I understand it‘s a very personal thing. And I don’t think Jack has to explain to anyone what being non-binary means to her. But, since she’s happy to accept being called a “non-binary icon”, and accept awards like “LGBT Influencer Of The Year”, it’s a shame she never uses her platform to explain more about what it means overall.

Now I think about it though, it’s probably for the best for the NB community, it’s often misunderstood and I can’t see Jack helping in any way.

Why has Jack got to be the spokesperson anyway?

 

[Sideboard Bob]

Why has Jack got to be the spokesperson anyway?

Good point! I don’t think she should, at all. I just don’t think she should be given those accolades and awards when there’s other people out there more deserving.

 

[Captainmouse]

Squig: 'We have no intention of treading on the shoes of Jack Monroe'

The shoes of Jack Monroe:

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Nooo it should have been the green laced effort’s
or clown shoes

 

[Vanelope]

History of a tattoo.

Skull.
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Skull not really covered up by red rose.
That caption, though
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Skull and red rose covered up with big black rose.
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I haven’t seen such a crazy cover up since Cheryl’s arse roses

hers were a bit better executed

 

[colouredlines]

Why has Jack got to be the spokesperson anyway?

I think she gets rolled out every so often because she made such a massive fuss about being non-binary for about two weeks in 2015, it's one of the few things people vaguely remember about her. So when companies like Virgin Radio need to fill a slot - and let's face it, they're not gonna get Demi Lovato down to the studio - they turn to Jack and we are treated once again to Traaaazzers on a Bird: the extended remix.

 

[Vanelope]

'AND NO MORE' nah mate every layer of that tattoo is a crime. Nobody in their right mind would think you could cover solid black like that. Just throw the whole arm away. I think below that may be what she refers to as a 'ninja star'. It's a nautical star.

I’m a bit Emo atm but that has tickled me.
I know it’s far too early for a title otherwise defo would.

History of a tattoo.

Skull.
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Skull not really covered up by red rose.
That caption, though
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Skull and red rose covered up with big black rose.
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Not a bleeping sleeve. A sleeve isn’t just a mishmash collection, it’s a cohesive design.

 

[Luna-Lovegood]

Could they REALLY not have found anyone better qualified than Jack to talk about vegetarianism and veganism?
I mean, how about an actual vegetarian or vegan?

I am much more qualified than her to talk about vegetarianism as I have been veggie since I was 12. My food is not slop either.