Jack Monroe #410 If you don’t give me money, the kid gets rickets

[Tin Can Crook]

Flying monkey round up

Spoiler: Just the really horrid ones

Can never get over them crying it's bullying and abuse whilst saying things 100x worse. I really think some of them get a sadistic thrill out of belittling people they deem deserving of the abuse.

Twitter is the place where critical thinking goes to die.

 

[FrankReagan]

There is going to be stiff competition in The Sloppies in the squig catagory this year between (so far):
Tom Potatoes
Parody Jack
TD

All strong contenders.

Does AM count? If not, my heart is currently with Tom Potatoes.

 

[Tin Can Crook]

HELP

 

[jenny2603]

I AM DECEASED. SEND COFFINOS

 

[ChocolateMuffin]

There is a Jack for every occasion, tender one.

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Spoiler: Tasteless big C and serial killer

Re order those a bit and you have Rose West's chemo story

 

[Tin Can Crook]

Just woke my Harold up because I was hysterically laughing at the profile picture. Had to explain.

This is the funniest chaos we've had in ages.

 

[BooksNCats]

@LadyGarden

 

[Emmapism]

Ok I don't even mind that they've been inspired by my Mrs Potato Head dig. Look at it brought to life!

 

[Nottonightbabe]

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I AM DECEASED. SEND COFFINOS

Lol the FMs are going to be raging

 

[LadyGarden]

@LadyGarden

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It's what Mandy (RIP) would have wanted x

 

[Vanelope]

Parody Jack is intentional which gives Tom Potatoes the edge at the moment for me.

 

[jenny2603]

Lol the FMs are going to be raging

Never mind the FMs there won't be a radiator left on a single wall in the crappy bungalow once Ol' Laughing Stock sees the latest.

OH GOD, IT'S CHRISTMAS!

 

[FrankReagan]

Lol the FMs are going to be raging

Not ALL of them. I suspect a few neckbeards will be taking a spud and some tissues to bed tonight Sorry x

 

[Griftymcgriftface]

There is going to be stiff competition in The Sloppies in the squig catagory this year between (so far):
Tom Potatoes
Parody Jack
TD

All strong contenders.

Sometimes I long for simpler times when Chris Giles and Steve Dresser were the top candidates! I would still happily get stuck in a lift with either/both of them.

 

[MoistenedGussets]

If it were a competition of wits between the Flying Monkeys and Squigs, my money is on the Squigs.

 

[colouredlines]

Bookmarking this thread to use as a reference the next time someone posts, "This Jack fan account must be a sock! No one could truly be this stupid!"

(Also, I'd forgotten that MPs recognised Jack because she was in her all-too-brief hat phase. I miss Hat Jack...I don't think Harold does, though.)

 

[Onestorytoomany]

What the hell is going on?!

Why are the squigs soo grumpy. Stop telling other people to get lives when you youself all over sm about someone.

Perhaps if you didnt react, then perhaps people would stop reeling you in to make you look foolish.

 

[ChickenPorridge]

The sad part is the potato head mock up is only 1% more ridiculous looking than the actual profile pic she's put up 🥲

 

[SpudYouHate]

There is a Jack for every occasion, tender one.

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I'm both annoyed that she has similar glasses to me and also confused as to why she only seems to wear them once in a blue moon. Are they plain glass and intended to make her look more intellectual, or what?

 

[Tin Can Crook]

I'm still laughing.

I honestly can't see how she can come back from this. She isn't going anywhere any time soon and will successfully grift for a long time yet but the glory days where nobody dared call her out are long gone. She's a laughing stock and I don't think she can remedy that now.

She should have just addressed the accusations head on when AwfullyMolly posted the first twitter thread. Or if her plan was double down and keep grifting, she shouldn't have given it time of day and drawn attention to it. She's made this so much worse for herself.