Just rims. Fashioned from the bottom of a spaghetti hoops tin (rinsed)
Jack Monroe #410 If you don’t give me money, the kid gets rickets
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I don't think anyone can say anything about those glasses now a frau has admitted wearing similar.
WARNED
ahahahahahaaaaa the parody profile pic, I've had to stuff my t shirt in my gob to stifle myself whilst my adult son 
is trying to watch something gravely serious on the telly 
is trying to watch something gravely serious on the telly 
Don't worry, I have other pairs. But the clear pair was what I meant, rather than the 'Brains from Thunderbirds' pair.
Her face has got a better colour than her mum's roasters there.
V flattering shade for her...
It's midnight and Parody Jack has ended the day on 1264 followers. When Jack tweeted about them this morning to get the flying morons to attack them they had 274 followers. TOOT TOOT!
Forgive my random jumping in regarding The Nasalities of Honk Monroe - but can you imagine the sound she makes, when she snores?
was just looking back at the Kevin Edger row, and noticed that the self-anointed LITERAL EXPERT counted a 500g bag of pasta at 5 x 100g = 155kcal per meal when it's really around 370. Because despite being such an expert she doesn't actually know those basic values, she's just googled it and mixed up 100g cooked vs dry. Yet nobody picks this up. Ugh.
That's a 361% increase*! Ooft, close but no cigar Parody-Jack, not the magical 344.
*I used a calculator app to work this out, my maths is notoriously tit, please correct if wrong.
The Real Slim Grifty's followers are up and down (but mainly down) in the live count.
Just checked her recent followers and one is someone who is a Facebook friend who I've spent a small amount of real life time with. He's very windy
not sure if that's relevant but definitely a fact.
Another follower is Jolyon Maugham, the bloke who boasted about clubbing a fox to death whilst he (Jolyon, not the fox) was wearing his wife's satin kimono.
Just checked her recent followers and one is someone who is a Facebook friend who I've spent a small amount of real life time with. He's very windy
not sure if that's relevant but definitely a fact. Another follower is Jolyon Maugham, the bloke who boasted about clubbing a fox to death whilst he (Jolyon, not the fox) was wearing his wife's satin kimono.
She must sound like a brass band tuning up.
Hahahaha I knew I had seen those glasses somewhere before! But unlike Jack, Brains' inventions actually work.
Squiggled this anyway even though it has a fair amount of likes. I just love that there's no mention of Sloppy McGee in the replies or quote tweets 
Out of sight out of mind on the old hellscape really, isn't it?
Out of sight out of mind on the old hellscape really, isn't it?
IMO Tom Potatoes deserves some sort of one-time Outstanding Achievement award.
I still couldn't access that recent radio Scotland interview. I did try. Does anyone have a direct link at all?
Yes, Jack has some vile followers. Her engagement isn’t great though-she gets the odd viral tweet but for someone with her many followers there are several tweets that only get single figure reactions. It’s all about the engagement. Wouldn’t be surprised to see those dwindle now that she’s being so widely mocked. She must be fuming.The Real Slim Grifty's followers are up and down (but mainly down) in the live count.
Just checked her recent followers and one is someone who is a Facebook friend who I've spent a small amount of real life time with. He's very windy
Another follower is Jolyon Maugham, the bloke who boasted about clubbing a fox to death whilst he (Jolyon, not the fox) was wearing his wife's satin kimono.
This might work. She was late so it was a way into the programme. After the foot chat. I gave up before she honked her way on.
Mornings - with Stephen Jardine - BBC Sounds
What does the financial upheaval mean for you? Your money questions answered.
www.bbc.co.uk
Sculpted by an anon artist from Saffron Walden.
All hail the power of Tom the Potato Legend, for he will inherit the earth (in the gro bags).
I've got to stop opening these while I'm eating
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