OT but...A terrible cardigan, saggy t shirt and your dad's gifted watch?
Dear @ChocolateMuffin I can't help noticing from your pic that you have a very strong and beautiful look.
Poise that JM could only dream of...
Yours
Serafina Pekkala
OT but...A terrible cardigan, saggy t shirt and your dad's gifted watch?
I thought the same, another classic example of Jack inserting herself into every single bit of LJC’s life and trying to ruin her memories/make them all about her, from childhood favourite film to dead dogs on slop to naming pets after L’s dead pets.I don’t think dear Mary was Lou’s first fantasy, I think she was the first woman she ever loved.
I had a pure and unrequited love for Morten from a-ha, doesn’t mean today I want a guy in a leather jacket and blue jeans to grow a quiff and ravage me whilst whispering in Norwegian.
I doubt anything is mentioned in her real life. I doubt a meeting has ever been attended. A total SM fraud for cashos.Can we send thoughts and prayers to any fellows at the Monday meeting she haunts. Those poor buggers have probably had an earful of it tonight.
It's a long and tragic tale dear heart.OT but...
Dear @ChocolateMuffin I can't help noticing from your pic that you have a very strong and beautiful look.
Poise that JM could only dream of...
Yours
Serafina Pekkala
How about this one? It’s inadvertently GLORIOUS with her new profile pic “glamour shot” now attached to it.@Valiofthedolls please do Parliament Policeman who waved her in with no ID, quietly thanking her for all she does!
There’s an FM who almost always appears in every thread anywhere and comes to her aid, they will be the very last one standing I think:
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Decent size account too. Tends to come charging in to defend the slopgoblin on a regular basis. Don't they know what happened to the last bunny associated with Jack? Be afraid squig, she takes noThere’s an FM who almost always appears in every thread anywhere and comes to her aid, they will be the very last one standing I think:
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She is never, ever going to live it down, is she.Kwasimate ....
Also, just for you dear heart @HotesTilaire and thank(space)you for all that you do.@Valiofthedolls please do Parliament Policeman who waved her in with no ID, quietly thanking her for all she does!
Made for Monroe.Jack announces she's leaving twitter for good and then proceeds to come back on 3 days later to tweet and remind everyone for a second time that she's leaving. Just leave in silence!! Attention seeking or what
Is a £100 global knife on the list of spendy things?Just had a look and shouldn't have, because the 'ouch - pointy things' is my anneurism, even more so than the dire state of some of those knives.
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Oh fuckin hell - I forgot to add my dire Gingerbread story last time the subject came up.That Gingerbread party was ALL ABOUT HER.
She identifies as a single, struggling mother and gets a parliament party......that charity can go duck themselves.
There is a Jack for every occasion, tender one.What's creasing me about the new profile picture is that she clearly has a hidden stash on photos ready to go at any one time. Just a folder of unknown hilarity.
They won’t have the bangers tho…That Parody Account needs to get out of Slopbot's niche. He's been satirising her for nearly two years and now this account's going to come along and STEAL our LIFE'S WORK. Our non-denominational lawyer has been informed. Warned!
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Yes squiggo, let's have a dictatorship of people on Twitter that you like. Don't come crying to me when Jack puts you in front of a firing squad for failing to be suitably deferential.
I'm also loving replacing the Tories with er... a Tory PM. FBPE Twitter is a binfire.Alistair Campbell? Are they for real?
Ditto, 'freshman 15' is a thing for a reason! Admittedly I also gave up the takeaway and most processed crap; sodium can cause bloating too.When i was a student. I drank alot more than i ever did. I was out maybe 4 times a week and drinking ciders and whatnot. When i look back a photos of me then i definitely had a fatter face and rounder middle. Now a days i only go out about once a month and i rarely if ever drink at home and my face is definitely alot slimmer despite eating the same food.
Honestly, I think the squigs have been so good this year they should all scoop the prize.There is going to be stiff competition in The Sloppies in the squig catagory this year between (so far):
Tom Potatoes
Parody Jack
TD
All strong contenders.