Jack Monroe #410 If you don’t give me money, the kid gets rickets

Status
Thread locked. We start a new thread when they have over 1000 posts, click the blue button to see all threads for this topic and find the latest open thread.
New to Tattle Life? Click "Order Thread by Most Liked Posts" button below to get an idea of what the site is about:
I've noticed this trend on the left (im left myself) Links to a tip jar or a donate button for the vague performance of their alleged values. I find it very unsavoury. 'If you'd like to help a disabled woc please throw a few pence in'. How bout duck off. You have no idea who anyone really is online. Give to an accountable campaign or registered charity instead.
Me too, they quite often have "socialist" in their bio too, no clue what socialism is though. These are Jack's liberal fanbase, paying her so they don't have to touch the poors.
 
  • Like
  • Heart
  • Sad
Reactions: 33
Why is the trussel trust continuing to platform the idiot Monroe? Talk about burn down your own reputation-her meals are awful, her costings are dodgy (unless Asda start selling a dash of bottled lemon juice in thimbles for 0.5p) & her food has no nutritional information because she ‘doesn’t do calories’.
There are about 5000 people better placed to write a few recipes.
Also have to wonder if there’ll be a spate of flying monkeys tweeting things like “Love the idea to put my baking tray in bed Jack, but now all my sheets are burnt & the bedroom smells of crisp n dry. Should I plant a eucalyptus tree so I can scatter the leaves around as room fragrance?”
 
  • Like
  • Haha
  • Heart
Reactions: 66
Spoiler: snot alert

A long time ago, I shagged someone whose nose ran after sex. I wonder if they were related to Jack?
Is that related the there being erectile tissue in the nose? I know someone who sneezes when they have a mucky thought.
 
  • Haha
  • Wow
  • Like
Reactions: 39
Is that related the there being erectile tissue in the nose? I know someone who sneezes when they have a mucky thought.
Are they related to ovaries? That would explain a lot.
Also, I’m seeing Miss Popoff in Rentaghost very differently now.
 
  • Haha
  • Wow
  • Like
Reactions: 23
Jack that noise you're getting downstairs isn't your ovaries groaning. It's farting. It's not your ovaries, it's your arse. Hope that helps, go well pal etc.

Are her ovaries filled with fish eggs? Is she in fact...a shark
 
  • Haha
  • Like
  • Heart
Reactions: 47
I've noticed this trend on the left (im left myself) Links to a tip jar or a donate button for the vague performance of their alleged values. I find it very unsavoury. 'If you'd like to help a disabled woc please throw a few pence in'. How bout duck off. You have no idea who anyone really is online. Give to an accountable campaign or registered charity instead.
I've seen a few "you owe this [oppressed minority] reparations, so give them money" and asking questions is seen as you further oppressing people. Guilt is a hell of a motivator in some people.
 
  • Like
  • Wow
Reactions: 30
2 hours 33 minutes.
She's drunk or on something.
How embarrassing.


Eta
This has all been watched and discussed already so apologies.
But
Deeeep voice = codeine
Nasal issues = coke
Talking pony = Jack Monroe

All opinion m'lud
Oh. My. God. wtf.
 
  • Like
Reactions: 10
A fellow Luciaphile! ❤❤❤❤ I really want to go to Tilling... er, Rye in pilgrimage.😁

I've found it does that (on my phone) if I reply to two posts in quick succession.
Completed it mate! Went in August for a week and loved it, giggled like a ninny as I sat in her actual giardano segreto. Go well, pal.
 
  • Like
  • Heart
Reactions: 18
Me too, they quite often have "socialist" in their bio too, no clue what socialism is though. These are Jack's liberal fanbase, paying her so they don't have to touch the poors.
The type of so-called socialist that thinks socialism means
  1. Redistribute the wealth evenly to meeeee
  2. Solidarity with the distateful poors from a distance
  3. Meritocracy = I think I'm great and the world owes me a living
 
  • Like
  • Heart
Reactions: 31
She cannot pull off sexy writing. Or writing in general. Or food. The last thing anyone wants to think about here is cupcake frosting, fish, brown specks or Jack Monroe's ovaries (really, her ovaries? Is she yearning to give birth to a giant pile of anchovy paste? This isn't make any sense).

I've just experienced like 10 different emotions at once. Wtf is her editor playing at?
I'm sure I've missed the boat but if not, this would make a beautiful thread title...
 
  • Haha
  • Like
Reactions: 18
Got home just now and turned the TV on to be met with a nasal honk while I was putting the shopping away and thought she'd somehow got another TV gig but fortunately it was only Ann Widdecombe
Have we ever seen Ann and Jack in the same room? Ann is only 5'1"
 
  • Haha
  • Like
Reactions: 27
Just reflecting on the rumours that there was going to be some kind of expose imminently. I think there's too many vested interests in the mix. The Guardian would look like absolute fools for propping up Jack (even if you only read her Guardian pieces, it's very clear it's more fiction than fact), as well as the BBC, ITV and so on. LJC is probably so embarrassed by her association with Jack that she could well be using her contacts to stifle any stories, for fear that it would undermine her own professional credibility.

Whereas there is a trend and public appetite for exposing grifters (Tinder Swindler style) this is normally when the subject doesn't have the same kind of connections to the media as Jack.

So I think a bottom-up approach (i.e. here and Twitter/IG) is really what's going to bring Jack down. Thankfully you guys and the squigs are so damn good at it, and hilarious at the same time. Seriously, the wiki is one of the best things I've ever read - I'm spreading the word wherever I can.
 
  • Like
  • Heart
  • Haha
Reactions: 56
An ad for Sophie Conran just came up on my feed. Another thing that has been ruined for me by the Grotster.
 
  • Like
  • Sad
Reactions: 22
The Trussell bank (I call them a bank as they have more money invested than barclays) let a pair of goons bring out a Xmas song every year about sausage rolls

These same goons have just bought a 7 bedroom house for 2.25 million and send their kids to private school.

Edited as house value was significantly higher than I thought it was
 
  • Like
  • Wow
  • Sad
Reactions: 65
Have we ever seen Ann and Jack in the same room? Ann is only 5'1"
Right, whilst it's still quiet, I want to throw tit at her smol pixie schtick. I've always thought it was a lie, and she's about average at 5ft 6. Jack cannot be average at anything though and needs to be special and unique in all endeavours of life.

M'luds and Frau's, I present my FACTS evidence.

1111111.png



Here is Jack and Pals at the Rainbow Honours award. Jack is stood in front of 6ft 2 Julien Clary. Julien is slightly leaning, so we can guess-timate that Julien is probably around 6ft in this picture.


gettyimages-1400509251-1024x1024.jpg


Here is a second image from the same event. Can you see that our Jackie is wearing flat loafers? Julien was also in flats. Claire Sweeney is reported at 5ft 8 tall, and is wearing heels in this picture. Funnily enough her heels are about 6in tall. Look at their height difference and thus I present my case that Jack is around 5ft 6. No smol pixie, just Lil Miss Average. Boo, I guess.

 
  • Haha
  • Like
  • Heart
Reactions: 55
The Trussell bank (I call them a bank as they have more money invested than barclays) let a pair of goons bring out a Xmas song every year about sausage rolls

These same goons have just bought a 7 bedroom house for 2.25 million and send their kids to private school.

Edited as house value was significantly higher than I thought it was
And one of those goons was recently caught cheating on the other one.
 
  • Wow
  • Like
  • Haha
Reactions: 42
Why is the trussel trust continuing to platform the idiot Monroe? Talk about burn down your own reputation-her meals are awful, her costings are dodgy (unless Asda start selling a dash of bottled lemon juice in thimbles for 0.5p) & her food has no nutritional information because she ‘doesn’t do calories’.
There are about 5000 people better placed to write a few recipes.
Also have to wonder if there’ll be a spate of flying monkeys tweeting things like “Love the idea to put my baking tray in bed Jack, but now all my sheets are burnt & the bedroom smells of crisp n dry. Should I plant a eucalyptus tree so I can scatter the leaves around as room fragrance?”
Mutual corporate partners? Asda definitely one
 
  • Like
Reactions: 13
She's really not funny in the slightest and her attempts at innuendo (or indeed being 'sexy' 🤢) come across as creepy and disgusting tbh 😑.
It's very Russ in Cheshire. I bet he'd think of the courgette 'joke' before reaching it in the cookbook.
 
  • Like
  • Sick
Reactions: 24
Status
Thread locked. We start a new thread when they have over 1000 posts, click the blue button to see all threads for this topic and find the latest open thread.