She'd get the credit though
Jack Monroe #410 If you don’t give me money, the kid gets rickets
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I know, but I suppose she could say she's doing the course next year or something? It does seem the more labels and hashtags you attach to your name, you do attract like-minded people but also the bigger the financial possibilities
Nah, no one would believe it was her.
I think her new straight to DVD quality book might do quite well unfortunately. Endorsement by the Trussell Trust plus the cost of living crisis might make the book seem like a prudent purchase by the middle classes which of course is incredibly patronising.
It will be interesting to see how it fares against Sali Hughes book which really is aimed at the middle classes, imparting such wisdom as how to chop an onion. I guess Jack’s equivalent will be how to make an onion as unappetising as possible
It'll be Jack making the onion shed tears.
I’m not sure even the middle classes will spunk £20 on a book of inedible recipes and bizarre household tips. It might sell a lot when it makes the bargain bins.
That's dreadful, didn't know that
You squeeze the liquid from a courgette before adding 250ml - TWO HUNDRED AND FIFTY MILLILITRES - of water to 125g of gram flour? And that’s published? Cheek of it. This, after everything, this right here might be my aneurism.
Imagine being one of the idiots that give her praise for her writing. or her cooking.
I just asked Twitter to close her account as it goes against her fr
Why did it put two of my replies together?!
Au reservoirAre you ninnies familiar with Lucia (EF Benson), of the Mapp and Lucia books? She's always struck me as a Poundland Lucia, trying so hard to be something she's not and never will be. At least Lucia knew how to manage detractors.
Why did it put two of my replies together?!
Extremely Allegra face Bit gauche, darling‘I often get readers asking what they should do with a courgette and being a polite girl, I’m inclined to give an answer of the culinary variety.’
Really? You wrote that down? In a cookbook?
Got home just now and turned the TV on to be met with a nasal honk while I was putting the shopping away and thought she'd somehow got another TV gig but fortunately it was only Ann Widdecombe
When I first started reading here I wondered why so many of you had chosen awful selfies as your profile pictures before it dawned on me they were actually all of JM
(in my defense, they're really tiny on my phone)She doesn't look like the same person one minute to the next!
See, what's missing here is a BAFTA.
- Really makes you think.
Bonus point for the stone jar, bottom right though.. 'Cooks Nips' (?)
Perhaps for emergency, mid recipe, thot shot, sideboard/hammock sexy purposes.
No wonder it didn't taste of anything!! At least the courgette water had flavour before or was discarded, without fear nor favour!
Also, that is such a basic ingredient list! Why not sprinkle a bit of sumac on it or something? Put some flavour in! Gah, she's a misery masticator.
All this chat of Tucci (
) and courgettes has made me want to tell you all that my Harold and I grew courgettes this year 
simply to make the courgette pasta from his telly programme. Reader: we had it every week.
If you haven't tried it, please, treat yo'self (fried courgettes, butter, basil, fuckload of cheese, Jack could never)
) and courgettes has made me want to tell you all that my Harold and I grew courgettes this year simply to make the courgette pasta from his telly programme. Reader: we had it every week.If you haven't tried it, please, treat yo'self (fried courgettes, butter, basil, fuckload of cheese, Jack could never)
p.s. thank you @Orphan_Black for the stunning profile pic
Not sure why but you reminded me of this
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Au reservoir
Why did it put two of my replies together?!
I really want to go to Tilling... er, Rye in pilgrimage.I've found it does that (on my phone) if I reply to two posts in quick succession.
Well lads, she’s truly fucked it hasn’t she? Painted herself into a corner with under roasted potatoes and narcissism. I’m convinced there’s no way back for her now, once you’re a laughing stock it’s over.
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