It's that very short philtrum/ collapsed septum look that always gets me- because although most is presumably genetic and not anyone's fault, I've mostly seen that look in the likes of Daniella Westbrook (spotted locally) and others with certain habits that also cause husky, nasal voices.
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This makes me uncomfortable with how much she looks like Dennis Nilsen in some photos.
That eyepatch shot gives such big Tintin vibes
To add: I think a lot of these are really cute.
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I can't remember the cost but I believe she has two sets of spenny Sophie Conran dishes. Also all the spooooooons.Let's keep a running total (I'm BORED):
£428 on fancy knobs (and counting)
£250 at least on magnetic Allegra spice jars
£315 at least (assuming there are only 7 but I think it’s more) on snake charmer kitchen baskets
£95 on Abigail Aherne grey hare table lamp
£72 on antique bird of paradise porcelain door knobs and finger plates (bedroom door)
(+£432 if she's done the other say 6 internal doors as well)
£400 on Cotswold Company sideboard (living room, blue)
£229 on Cotswold Company tallboy (bedroom, ivory)
£800 on 2 other Cotswold Company sideboards? (does she have 3 in total?)
Total: £2,589
How much would 77 lipsticks be?
I don't think it's necessarily fair to pick on Jack for every item she owns but anything spenny is fair game imo
Jack Monroe #382 Any thicker she’d set (unlike her white sauce)
Maybe she's allergic to Content? She's definitely been more nasally since she got her. Can't think of any other legal reasons.... Allergic to content Allergic to the truth She just can't catch a breaktattle.lifeJack Monroe #385 Just admit you're full of loathing and misdirected ire
The shag tweets are somehow worse a week later… 🤢tattle.life
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More spenny items I can think of:
Sentient mirror
IMac desktop
Daylight alarm clock thing
Countless ugly Nike trainers
I'm a vintage seller and historically a bit of a hoarder/ collector, but even my habit cannot match Jack's. And it's not even her job!
The willow pattern DMs I've wanted for YEARS. Think they're the pair she stores spooooons in.I can't remember the cost but I believe she has two sets of spenny Sophie Conran dishes. Also all the spooooooons.
More spenny items I can think of:
Sentient mirror
IMac desktop
Daylight alarm clock thing
Countless ugly Nike trainers
ETA it's okay you don't need to sad react, I have three sensible plain pairs acquired over about 12 years
just never been able to justify a pair I'll barely wear
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£25 wooden calculator (unused)I can't remember the cost but I believe she has two sets of spenny Sophie Conran dishes. Also all the spooooooons.
More spenny items I can think of:
Sentient mirror
IMac desktop
Daylight alarm clock thing
Countless ugly Nike trainers
£35 two-headed Skellington dog plastic Halloween decoration
That is ridiculous.
I assume that her justification for such hoarding is that she needs all this to present her dishes.
Anyone in her position who had any savvy would just seek a crockery/cutlery sponsor to provide everything for social media. Although of course it’s likely that no prudent crockery/cutlery manufacturer would want to see their wares associated with nauseating slop produced by a snarky grifter.
Speaking as someone who has seen the rental advert on Rightmove, yes all of the crap is hers. The house was rented unfurnished.
When she vacates next year the house will come up on Rightmove. Then absolutely everyone can see just how lovely, expensive and large it is.
Two Burberry Jackets (but I think they were pre-Patreon, correct?)I can't remember the cost but I believe she has two sets of spenny Sophie Conran dishes. Also all the spooooooons.
More spenny items I can think of:
Sentient mirror
IMac desktop
Daylight alarm clock thing
Countless ugly Nike trainers
£100 pigskin hat
£300+ new All Saints jacket
Shoes (not) left behind by stylist/left on after photo shoot
£150 DM boots (other ones, not the willow ones mentioned upthread)
Even if every single item in that house only cost her a quid at a charity shop, there are thousands upon thousands of items stuffed in there.
ETA and the way it’s all stuffed in there, it all looks like complete junk.
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Strawberry Thief curtainsI can't remember the cost but I believe she has two sets of spenny Sophie Conran dishes. Also all the spooooooons.
More spenny items I can think of:
Sentient mirror
IMac desktop
Daylight alarm clock thing
Countless ugly Nike trainers
Tiffany earrings (two pairs)
Has someone dubbed this with Janet Street Porter? She has a serious nasal issue, innit
I only wish I could get the interaction and follower count the dog has on my business acc! He gets offered collabs and free products and alsorts the little fluff monster.
Maybe Jack could monetise Content if only SHE BRUSHED HER FECKING HAIR!
I don't get WHY the eyepatch, though? It was purely aesthetic so why not just shades?
I lost central vision in one eye some years back (macular hole), and for a year or so after got really bad visual disturbance/ double vision while my other eye became my dominant eye. I was prescribed an occluding contact lens, custom made, to use whenever this was an issue. An eye patch would have done, and a friend's dad with a similar issue used one, but it seemed OTT, frankly. Don't need it any more now my brain has adjusted.
Her eye LOOKED puffy, but an eyepatch wouldn't serve any medical purpose- in fact attracting attention. When I've had black eyes/ sim, I just wore shades! It's the attention she's after though, innit?
Her eye LOOKED puffy, but an eyepatch wouldn't serve any medical purpose- in fact attracting attention. When I've had black eyes/ sim, I just wore shades! It's the attention she's after though, innit?
She... stores spoons in her boots?!
Well over 1000 views and only 10 likes?! Ouch.
She has Cotswold stuff dotted all over the place. Look at the huge dressers in this photo from frau @Marmalade Atkins.Let's keep a running total (I'm BORED):
£428 on fancy knobs (and counting)
£250 at least on magnetic Allegra spice jars
£315 at least (assuming there are only 7 but I think it’s more) on snake charmer kitchen baskets
£95 on Abigail Aherne grey hare table lamp
£72 on antique bird of paradise porcelain door knobs and finger plates (bedroom door)
(+£432 if she's done the other say 6 internal doors as well)
£400 on Cotswold Company sideboard (living room, blue)
£229 on Cotswold Company tallboy (bedroom, ivory)
£800 on 2 other Cotswold Company sideboards? (does she have 3 in total?)
Total: £2,589
How much would 77 lipsticks be?
I don't think it's necessarily fair to pick on Jack for every item she owns but anything spenny is fair game imo
Jack Monroe #382 Any thicker she’d set (unlike her white sauce)
Maybe she's allergic to Content? She's definitely been more nasally since she got her. Can't think of any other legal reasons.... Allergic to content Allergic to the truth She just can't catch a breaktattle.lifeJack Monroe #385 Just admit you're full of loathing and misdirected ire
The shag tweets are somehow worse a week later… 🤢tattle.life
Potatreon
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Coincidentally, this photo is from the thread #Knobwatch
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