I lost hours yesterday learning about a Jack MonroeThis made me laugh for a lot of reasons, but looks like Jack's gone international.
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I lost hours yesterday learning about a Jack MonroeThis made me laugh for a lot of reasons, but looks like Jack's gone international.
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I am also a child of the 80ās but I got a yeast infection just reading this!I am an 80s child and we had bloody Dettol baths. My Nan swore a cupful of tit you use to clean a floor was perfect every Sunday night to see me in good stead for school.
Let's not go back to that level of hurt.
Especially as we don't have Bullseye to watch afterwards as a bribe![]()
Sorry but my impression of him is that of a self promoting, main character energy, prize wanker.Simon Harris was defending her on Twitter yesterday, well not defending but rather saying people had bullied her off Twitter. Now I like Simon Harris, his fundraising is clear, it goes through a platform which keeps details and you can see exactly where the money goes (minus the fee JustGiving takes). It took me all my strength not to reply to him. I wanted to tell him heād fallen into the trap of of āJack good, Tories bad, Jack bullies are c**tsā.
Too many of the ultra woke brigade not seeing what is right in front of their eyes. Simon is a good bloke, heart absolutely in the right place etc but heās been utterly taken in by her bollocks.
Too soon for a thread title?from ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME to meme meme meme meme probably wasnāt the ācareer moveā she was going for
Haha I knew which Chesney you meant - it just set off a series of thoughts which brought up the other Chesser's lyricsItās actually Corrie Chesney- this chap. Uncannily he is also sporting a Queen T Shirt
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(Jack claimed hers belonged to her son and she just helped herself to it out of his room, the ghoul)
Bless him, he just can't get rid of them, can he!
#drawerknobsI can understand buying lots of pretty doorknobs if youāve got somewhere to put them but why buy armfuls of them and keep them in a drawer???![]()
Why is the end table leaning away from the main unit? Why does she treat all her expensive items with such utter contempt. Thatās some lovely furniture but the room looks like a squat.Iām pretty sure itās been pointed out before, but
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Guessing those other chests of drawers didnāt come from āthe thrift storeā either.
So you donāt like him thenSorry but my impression of him is that of a self promoting, main character energy, prize wanker.
Completely off topic but pray tell, who is that in your profile picture? It looks like an angry Mrs Hinch!I read it the complete opposite as in if Content had added the caption "yes, that's MY Jack, the very best hooman, my kween" but yes definitely weird! Normal day then![]()
I had the very same thought.Notice that heās not specifying what people might āthink theyād be usefulā for, or in any way stating said usefulness is cooking-related.
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And lest we forget, she sold all her possessions ten years ago, so sheās accumulated all this since then. Plus sheās had two burglaries in that time so has less stuff than she would do were it not for feckless criminals making off with some of it (though they did bring some back-see grandpapaās Le creuset)She canāt have enough stuff to fill all those cupboards and drawers when she has so much on display surely? Iām a lot older than she is and itās taken me years to accumulate the crap I have. And even I couldnāt fill all those drawers and baskets.
WHAT ARE THEY ALL FOR????
And also, sheās got enough money to buy all this crap but didnāt spend money on upgrading her broadband to ensure a stable stream when that is supposed to be her job. Sheās just so endlessly incompetent it really does my head in
Oh god, flashback.I am an 80s child and we had bloody Dettol baths. My Nan swore a cupful of tit you use to clean a floor was perfect every Sunday night to see me in good stead for school.
Let's not go back to that level of hurt.
Especially as we don't have Bullseye to watch afterwards as a bribe![]()
I have lost it. Je suis mort. I am FINISHED!!!! THIS is what the internet is for. Itās a work of art. I cant stop laughing. Thank you for this. I like it, PicassoI can see why Marms recognised some of the knobs.
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Also, there is a new film coming out. I don't think it's suitable for kids though. I heard there is a lot of swearing and sex involving burgers.
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OR using as the deposit for a flat or house. She could easily have afforded a deposit over the past few years, and got Big D to stand as guarantor, surely? Or perhaps he wouldn't be inclined to do that, given her propensity to turn down gigs, not turn up to gigs, sabotage paid gigs, treat her patrons like crap, refuse to move with the times and work social media properly, PLUS her massive buying and hoarding addiction. It all adds up to a very bad risk, when you look at it.She canāt have enough stuff to fill all those cupboards and drawers when she has so much on display surely? Iām a lot older than she is and itās taken me years to accumulate the crap I have. And even I couldnāt fill all those drawers and baskets.
WHAT ARE THEY ALL FOR????
And also, sheās got enough money to buy all this crap but didnāt spend money on upgrading her broadband to ensure a stable stream when that is supposed to be her job. Sheās just so endlessly incompetent it really does my head in
Just made a small addition.#drawerknobs + #pruneshits
Drawer knobs in the knob drawer indeed. Succinct and to the point. Can we please have this by @Julia Edwards as a thread title?#drawerknobs