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[House of Carbonara]

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ETA - hooo boy


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How about - your (present & future) employers can read your tweets, you fool! Who do you think will be stupid enough to want to hire you? Ffs.

 

[Dogmuck]

Can we add some glamour to the celeb squad but with private investigators Jonathan and Jennifer Hart. Now I've thought of them I've got the bloody theme tune stuck in me head. I've also just made myself look really old.

Sunday afternoons along with the Love boat

 

[House of Carbonara]

Comments club getting spicy!! View attachment 1587976
5.5k followers
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Oh dear... Are her followers rebelling?

 

[CEB1980]

29th August - was she too drunk to remember? View attachment 1588462

isnt that the housemate?
i dunno, I’ve lost track

 

[Onestorytoomany]

i reckon they know each other IRL - that’s mortifying

To be honest he was quite curt, not knocking him at all, but it would upset me.

 

[PickledRadish]

I was bored for ten minutes this afternoon so I designed some t-shirts. Available to nefarious ninnies for just £49.99 / $89.99 / 100 eur (sorry, don't know current exchange rate in as much as I'm too lazy to check). Cheap as chips, really.

Was thinking of a limited release for PARTY TIME in THREAD 400 (which could be any second now the way Monroe is acting!).

~ If you really do have a life, Jack Monroe, why not go live it? Because making a complete arse of yourself on Twatter definitely ISN'T living your best one, nor is it "socking it" to Borbora et al, who - rest assured - won't give a shit about you. IYKWIM. Go well, pal. ~

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Drop the Teemill link babe, I'm in x

 

[hooplifehero]

When OH dumped her she also tweeted about men and women breaking her heart in equal measure.

didn’t she tweet that she was through with men, like a week ago? Or was that a parallel universe spin off from the Jackoverse

 

[Sideboard Bob]

Is anyone doing a new thread? If not I will try, but there is no way I’ll be able to recap

 

[mackjonroe]

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Fuck me her taste in men is dire.

 

[CabalofBolorneaise]

What?! I didn't think that was possible for one and by her own admission he's a good dad and all round good bloke so why the fuck would you do that?!

It’s only possible if he’s not on the birth certificate and/or doesn’t have any form of PR. If that’s true, then while she’s a shit for doing it, it’s as much on him as it is her (see also the apparent lack of formal custody agreement).

But I think it’s all bollocks.

 

[Onestorytoomany]

You'd do the hair though, right?

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Why is her forehead so high?

 

[Nottonightbabe]

I’m to ironing what Jack is to work. Not for me, ninnies x

Babe, same x

 

[People-huv-tae-know]

What didnt she know about?

Also this has literally been her for about a month.

I hope that wrestler fella didn't eat any of Jack's slop before behaving almost like a literal ass hat.

 

[houseofhoop]

I can't believe she has been arguing on twitter the whole time I was asleep I have to go to work Jack!

I really want for this to be the new thread title
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‘This is a silly person’
Is my absolute favourite

 

[Penelope_Ghent]

Search twitter for "grifter extraordinare" (sic) and it'll pop up.

OMG as the younger ones might say.

 

[mackjonroe]

In response to the Lowkey tweet, which now has 11k likes

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Lies mate.

 

[usefullyuseless]

Have we entered the RVO phase of DARVO?

 

[PeepholePringle]

I mean, you don't put cats or dogs to bed either

I do put my dogs to bed. Maybe she's referring to the imaginary lodger and SB's teddy bear which smells of him (as if).

 

[PeepholePringle]

You'd do the hair though, right?

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Quite a funny response, tbf

 

[ForgettyBetty]

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"J-turn" lol https://www.lifehacker.com.au/2019/11/pulling-off-a-j-turn-is-easier-than-you-think/amp/