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[SpudYouHate]

Nah it's real. Apparently it's a British recipe. Like rice pudding but with macaroni.

My Greek OH makes tagliatelle boiled in milk with sugar. It's actually not disgusting at all.

 

[Griftymcgriftface]

Oh vlad…… not now!

 

[BananaSmith]

she gets off on the attention so much I’m worried we might have been in her pumble by proxy and contribute to her burger time. Will we get cakes?

Hopefully not if Jack has made them!

 

[Deeznutslol]

I’m annoyed that there was no attempt to conceal the identity of the boy in the background. If he was my son, and I’d seen this, I’d be contacting Jack, for taking pictures of my child without asking AND THEN SHARING THEM on Twitter.
How dumb is this person? And she’s a parent herself.

Not to defend her here but you don’t need to ask anyones permission to take pictures of them in a public place. Plus tbh the quality is so shite that the kid is hardly identifiable.

 

[House of Carbonara]

Why indeed.

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Very well said! Let's see what the inventive reply will be...

 

[Helena Handbasket]

She’s so mortifying. Is it possible she’s never heard of, or if she had she’s forgotten about Rachel Dolezal? It’s embarrassing how ill informed and plain idiotic she betrays herself as being on a daily basis

Of course it’s possible dear heart. You know it is. If it’s not about her it’s nothing.

 

[NeoCortex]

Being a royal is interchangeable. Bit like rice and herbs.

A bit like pasta and mushed beans

 

[Just Lou]

Ffs is this her take

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Omg I'm legit crying now.

 

[Dogmuck]

Can a just throw in Lady Doctor Detective Maggie Forbes for a Gentle Touch to our Celeb Squad detectives

 

[Pavlova]

And you’re all coming with me dear heart!

Can I bring snacks? And my court outfit?
Edit to add: oops sorry about the minor chaos. Was meant to quote about not recommending our fave smol pixie for charity campaigns, but she's appearing to cancel herself out anyhow x...

 

[skyehigh]

Short course GCSEs used to exist - half a GCSE in RE!

Ok, but the question remains, how on earth do you get half a GCSE? Do they not only come in whole numbers?

 

[Lazarus]

You'd do the hair though, right?

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Glen Bulb

 

[flxwerpxwer]

Productive way to spend a Sunday

 

[usefullyuseless]

This is all very entertaining but is there literally nothing better she could be doing with her time on a Sunday afternoon? I'm making a roast and going out on yellow sticker safari later, for example.

Yeah you'd think she'd have school lunches and uniforms to get ready. Unless...

 

[Helena Handbasket]

So hang on. She’s saying she gets thousands of these comments, tweets, direct messages and emails every day?

One of them actually told her to see a dr. That says it all.

Personal kind of hecking adorable?

 

[Lurkingandlaughing]

Could we have the thread recap as a song?

 

[FrankReagan]

lmao

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[mackjonroe]

So I’ve had to actually leave the house today and socialise and I’ve missed LOADS. She’s is the gift that just keeps on giving.

 

[Georgia C. Suppers]

Good god I made the mistake of checking out her twitter before bed and what the actual fuck. No particular fondness for the military?!?!!
Wasn't that half the basis for her success in the KH defamation case?
Good lord I hope someone dobs her in to Big Dave.

I was going to say exactly the same thing!

 

[Jemadah]

I understand sexuality is a spectrum, but given her last relationship was with a man and she currently has a “burger boy” can she really describe herself as a lesbian still? Wouldn’t pansexual or bisexual is a better description.

Or "Not fussy as didn't even bother to note gender of six hour marathon lothario"