I think that may be her lodger. The lodger her lease prohibits her from having.
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And that squig is a firefighter!
Her mum used to tweet her but got ignored a lot of the time so seems to have given up
Don't blame her tbh. Short of taking all her devices and locking her in a room there doesn't seem to be much they can do and they've got a kid at home to think of.
A Scouse firefighter! #YNWA
Just to say thank(space)you. I was looking for this tweet recently and couldn't find it as I'm pretty sure some time this week she said this was her professional account.
I was bored for ten minutes this afternoon 
so I designed some t-shirts. Available to nefarious ninnies for just £49.99 / $89.99 / 100 eur (sorry, don't know current exchange rate in as much as I'm too lazy to check). Cheap as chips, really.
Was thinking of a limited release for PARTY TIME in THREAD 400 (which could be any second now the way Monroe is acting!).
~ If you really do have a life, Jack Monroe, why not go live it? Because making a complete arse of yourself on Twatter definitely ISN'T living your best one, nor is it "socking it" to Borbora et al, who - rest assured - won't give a tit about you. IYKWIM. Go well, pal. ~
so I designed some t-shirts. Available to nefarious ninnies for just £49.99 / $89.99 / 100 eur (sorry, don't know current exchange rate in as much as I'm too lazy to check). Cheap as chips, really.Was thinking of a limited release for PARTY TIME in THREAD 400 (which could be any second now the way Monroe is acting!).
~ If you really do have a life, Jack Monroe, why not go live it? Because making a complete arse of yourself on Twatter definitely ISN'T living your best one, nor is it "socking it" to Borbora et al, who - rest assured - won't give a tit about you. IYKWIM. Go well, pal. ~
My immediate family would be round mine so fast and my phone would be removed. My mum would also give me a 1000000 year lecture on how she brought me up better than to make a show of myself in public.
I also quite like (courtesy of a @Marmalade Atkins screenie and said by a squig) this understated belter
Jack Monroe 399: This is a silly person
The comments club tonight:
Evening canal, are we on for a chaos? Unlike 95-99% (*statistics by Ms Monroe) of the nation I’m in work tomorrow so could do with it kicking off early 
Am I right in thinking she’s not been The Queue yet?
Am I right in thinking she’s not been The Queue yet?
This needs it's own Twitter account 'has jack posted the pancake recipe yet?' I would start it but I'm sure I'd die of old age before it would actually happen.
Maybe it will go on as long as the days since spurs have won a trophy has.
Of course it’s possible dear heart. You know it is. If it’s not about her it’s nothing.
Yep, that ones the lodger who she feeds on her £20 a week budget, plus everything she's got in the freezer. Burger Boy brings his own food or did before he dumped her.
I just had a look at their twitter bio. Interesting on a couple of counts.
While we're zooming and enhancingShe really doesn't understand shitposting at all. This is in response to the Rachel Dolzeal photoshop, which no one was ever attempting to pretend was real. But furthermore .... it's no worse than your terrible facetuning Jack
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Pretty good... But I'm sticking with my own..I was bored for ten minutes this afternoon
Was thinking of a limited release for PARTY TIME in THREAD 400 (which could be any second now the way Monroe is acting!).
~ If you really do have a life, Jack Monroe, why not go live it? Because making a complete arse of yourself on Twatter definitely ISN'T living your best one, nor is it "socking it" to Borbora et al, who - rest assured - won't give a tit about you. IYKWIM. Go well, pal. ~
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Flying Monkey Mumma!I was bored for ten minutes this afternoon
Was thinking of a limited release for PARTY TIME in THREAD 400 (which could be any second now the way Monroe is acting!).
~ If you really do have a life, Jack Monroe, why not go live it? Because making a complete arse of yourself on Twatter definitely ISN'T living your best one, nor is it "socking it" to Borbora et al, who - rest assured - won't give a tit about you. IYKWIM. Go well, pal. ~
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lmao
Fraus! I must say I did LOL earlier when I saw someone describe Jack as the 'Bootlicking Cook' instead of 'Bootstrap Cook'. (Apologies if this has already been said).
I see that they had also previously called out Jack for her disgusting treatment of Karl
As others have noticed, amongst the sycophantic/deluded ‘we love you Jack!’ tweets that she’s thirstily eliciting, are plenty who are not having it. When it’s comments club members AND a DM from Jack can’t keep them sweet, she’s lost it. Great!
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