It’s only possible if he’s not on the birth certificate and/or doesn’t have any form of PR. If that’s true, then while she’s a tit for doing it, it’s as much on him as it is her (see also the apparent lack of formal custody agreement).
O please can a squig question this! I always think that must be one of the most exhausting aspects of the way she chooses to live her life - pleading poverty and tip jar rattling means she has to justify or explain every single material thing she owns or consumes. Maybe she found a Netflix account in a puddleWatching Better Call Saul on...the streaming services she doesn't have? Using the WiFi she doesn't have?
Wondrous! I’ll have a Nefarious Ninny #proud t-shirt please. Put it on the tab I’ve opened with @MoistenedGussets for the tote bag.I was bored for ten minutes this afternoonso I designed some t-shirts. Available to nefarious ninnies for just £49.99 / $89.99 / 100 eur (sorry, don't know current exchange rate in as much as I'm too lazy to check). Cheap as chips, really.
Was thinking of a limited release for PARTY TIME in THREAD 400 (which could be any second now the way Monroe is acting!).
~ If you really do have a life, Jack Monroe, why not go live it? Because making a complete arse of yourself on Twatter definitely ISN'T living your best one, nor is it "socking it" to Borbora et al, who - rest assured - won't give a tit about you. IYKWIM. Go well, pal. ~
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Tempted to post a massive Better Call Saul spoiler for her to enjoy on her grunk later
I'd like to nominate "Jack Monroe is, in simple terms, a jabroni" for thread title
I dislike Jack so much, I'd love to tell her what happens next in Better Call Saul
I'm lucky if I see mine after 7pm on a non school night. He eventually falls asleep at some stupid hour long after I've taken myself to bed.
Maybe that's why she's knocked it on the head for tonight on her main account
I mean, you don't put cats or dogs to bed either
Lies mate.
I do put my dogs to bed. Maybe she's referring to the imaginary lodger and SB's teddy bear which smells of him (as if).I mean, you don't put cats or dogs to bed either
SB's Dad tweeted in reference to it in Feb 2013
I’ve had a few run ins on fb over the years, and I did go to bed thinking ‘I should’ve said this’ or feeling a bit weird about insults tvey might have flung etc. I don’t know how or why she picks so many arguments. It must be mentally exhausting. She’s really, really not well. If her sycophants could only see this and stop the fawning, it might help her. At the moment they’re enabling her erratic behaviour. This weekend alone has been an absolute shuttle crash. Could you imagine if some love island or TOWIE person behaved like this they’d be all over the press, but she’s still seen as a credible source. I just don’t get it.
