Jack Monroe #397 Note to self pick up more Lil’ smokies when in Tblisi

[Sideboard Bob]

 

[Grizzlybear]

I’ve read every one of every thread since #1 and I’ve never seen a convo here, a tweet, a screengrabbed message suggesting anything about harm. This is such dangerous and unfair fantasy. Such DARVO

 

[Valiofthedolls]

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Going to plug her Patreon again to help her get over this awful episode, Nige?

Oh FUCK OFF Nigella. Stop fucking validating and enabling her.

 

[Phillipa78]

Had a big lol at this message of support;

It takes no Fraus to change a lightbulb sweetie. Jack took 'em all out before we could help!

 

[Dogmuck]

Winning thread provided by squid nominated by @DisgruntledGoat - your prize a first edition of Jacks first album “that’s not my fanny” due for release December 2022 soon.

please can someone do a recap

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[Trauma Frotters]

I think this might refer to one of the newish Twitter accounts that have been set up just to tweet about her. I have previously blocked & reported the account because it was too weird and stalker-y. I think I can find relevant tweets if anyone’s particularly interested but it’s probably best not drawing further attention to it. It’s obviously totally wrong to tweet in the way that Jack is suggesting they are.

When things were less busy with Jack (remember those days!) I dabbled in some other Tattle threads and was uncomfortable with some posts that were basically just vicious personal abuse of the celebrity in question. It isn't rewarding to me to read comments wishing colourful ends/ slating physical appearance in minute detail. I really appreciate that the tone of these threads are intentionally kept at a higher level of gossip ( I'm not denying I'm a gossiphound!) and that I know without a doubt, when seeing a tweet like this one, that it is NOT tattle behind it. We are petty, snarky, righteous, receipt keeping ninnies but we are on the curb side at the very least, not in the gutter.

 

[Ellabella]

Boasting of a "100% success rate", when that success is 1 out of 1, never ceases to make me laugh.

 

[CrackingOwlSanctuary]

Your regular reminder that Jack claims she can triangulate anyone here, or indeed anywhere on the internet, within centimetres of their current position because she is an elite hacker.

Also she forgot her Patreon account password soz.

 

[SarcasticEllis]

Not sure what to make of this

Obviously this would be appalling but given the track record on honesty, sadly I don’t believe a word.

 

[CrackingOwlSanctuary]

Ah yes, you can report her to the Flying Squad for the crime of... errr... collating Jack's contradictory tweets.

 

[Veronicaaa]

I'm just disgusted with her, all over again. I feel I've posted this so many times over the past couple of years but she really is the most malignant presence on twitter. The weaponising of suicide, the abuse she doles out to anyone who doesn't buy into her, the accusations of people stealing her ~intellectual property~, the way she attacks attacks ATTACKS people with low follower accounts, the neverending pile-ons, the mis/disinformation, just the constant, constant nastiness of it all. I can't believe there are people out there who still think she's somehow a force for good? I just find her really frightening, as a person, because there's literally nothing decent about her. Literally nothing.

 

[theartofgrift72]

Jacks reaction to everything reminds me of my teenage daughter when I had the audacity to gently,softly suggest that she wore a coat one morning when it was pissing down outside and she screamed fuck off at me and ran out the flat crying.

 

[Trauma Frotters]

Ps @Trauma Frotters - it's one of my favourite frau names and so apt that I giggle every single time.

Why thank you! I stumbled onto Tattle via a search for Thomas Cohen ( I wanted to see was he still wearing robes etc) into the Peaches Geldof thread. I had never even heard of Tattle but as a nebby sort, I was drawn in. Lurked then made an account in order to track threads. Used my usual social media name as I am a lurker, not a poster type.

Much to my surprise, I found myself wanting to join in with the snappy, hilarious and compassionate chat in the JM threads so I de-activated my account, ready to sign up with an anonymous user name. I nearly broke my neck to snag Trauma Frotters after the tweet

When I saw the threads on Jack, I regret to say I was a Jackolite. I ( blush) made a cross tweet in her defence during the That Man incident and (gag) bought a book. I wondered what people could be saying about her BUT the pump was primed so to speak. I had never forgotten an account I follow grumpily commenting on Jack both flaunting and gatekeeping her expensive prescription drugs with their oh so unwanted weight loss side effects ( what I now know to be the red lipstick hollow cheeks outchy mouth era).

Fraus, I took no convincing to see the light

 

[jenny2603]

Also we learned that the evil white wingers remain unsued. Jack has claimed that this is because she's giving them enough rope and wants Martin Daubney to shit himself in public over a period of months which, not being judgey, sounds a bit specialist and weird. Thus far she hasn't updated anyone on how much was raised via Paypal for the action or if any of it has been spent. Like so much with Jack it's a big chaotic blob of mystery.

 

[hoopdedoo]

First-time poster, regular reader since I stumbled across Awfully Molly's expose. Thanks to all the fraus und herren for chronicling the rapid fire action on Twitter.

I think I started to follow Jack on Twitter a couple of months ago, but something was....off. I was interested in low-cost recipes, but there was very little of that among the me-me-me and the chaos outbursts. Although there have been lots of lies over the past few weeks, the one that sticks with me - and it's very minor compared to some of the whoppers - is the high-end shoes for the Edinburgh book festival.

"A stylist left them behind after a photoshoot at my house"? That is utterly ridiculous. Having worked with people who do those kinds of photoshoots - stylists never leave items behind, especially if they want to work with that brand/label again. Celebs on the level of Lady Gaga can "decide" to keep an item they like from a shoot, but the designer writes off the cost of that item, in the hope that the celeb will wear it again and draw more attention to their work. Jack is nowhere near that level of celebrity, despite what she might think.

Now I can see Jack not wanting to get criticized because the poors shouldn't have nice things (taking food out of their child's mouth, etc etc etc), but there are so many other ways that could have been spun. Like "I bought them at a charity shop" or "yes they are expensive shoes but this is how the media expects personalities to dress even if they don't have a lot of money, and this is how marginalized voices get excluded". Instead she chooses the most absurd and easily disprovable excuse. And that's just one example.

As for the current "people are threatening me" chaos: Just waiting for the inevitable plea for to fund the legal action against these malcontents...

 

[hooplifehero]

Hold on. Isn’t this Jack wishing harm, even possible death, on other Twitter users? Exactly what prompted her, when a similarly tasteless remark was directed against her, to plead that people were threatening a single mother so please stop?

 

[girl1980]

Not sure if these have been shared. This thread has moved so quickly! We've had georgia slop, JM's "abuse", old articles, lipstick notes and toy diggers. Not sure what we're discussing anymore so these might be totally irrelevant ETA. I forgot about that cursed doll

 

[HodgeSplodge]

This is interesting from a squig as it identifies the abuse Jack alludes to as actually being driven by a Jack 'superfan'.

Spoiler: Spoilered for a TW unlike Jack who never thinks to do so

 

[heretic]

Molly – on the off-chance that you’re reading this thread, I hope you’re OK. You seem like a really nice person and you haven’t done anything wrong. 🤍

 

[Veronicaaa]

She's being harassed by the CBeebies??