Ah Nigella 
I thought you had seen through the charade.
I thought you had seen through the charade.
Jack Monroe #397 Note to self pick up more Lil’ smokies when in Tblisi
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First finely dice or, if you have the patience, grate your bread. My hands seize up in the cold weather – and goodness it has been cold lately – so I confess I tore mine into chunks and threw it into a very old MagiMix that I found for £10 in the Southend Vineyard charity shop a few months ago. It is not an essential piece of kit for everyday use, but I use it in place of my wrists and hands when they are being defunct, and it allows me to carry on doing my work. So I suppose if you have a food processor, tough blender or little bullet style blender and don’t mind the extra washing up, you could use that. Anything goes, as long as your bread is in little pieces at the end of this stage."
Even the mixer has to have been found miraculously in a charity shop. I'm on PIP and single person Universal Credit and i have a kitchen chef. I paid for it. I didnt find it in a puddle. It doesnt mean am not poor. It just means I needed a good dough hook. You'd have to be insane to make sweet dough or brioche without a dough hook.
Even the mixer has to have been found miraculously in a charity shop. I'm on PIP and single person Universal Credit and i have a kitchen chef. I paid for it. I didnt find it in a puddle. It doesnt mean am not poor. It just means I needed a good dough hook. You'd have to be insane to make sweet dough or brioche without a dough hook.
'Haaamble eyes' 
I think I know the thread she's referring to, and there was something very not right about the person who was talking about 'how far (she) could be pushed'. They were a Jack stan, and possibly the Jack herself. All very dodgy and sus.
For thread title (at last an unsweary one!)Ah Nigella
Yes, that needs to be investigated.
With Janey Godley,. I dont really know what she does recently but I will forever love her for a skit she did about getting stoned one afternoon and then having to deal with the teachers of her children at school.
I'm just disgusted with her, all over again. I feel I've posted this so many times over the past couple of years but she really is the most malignant presence on twitter. The weaponising of suicide, the abuse she doles out to anyone who doesn't buy into her, the accusations of people stealing her ~intellectual property~, the way she attacks attacks ATTACKS people with low follower accounts, the neverending pile-ons, the mis/disinformation, just the constant, constant nastiness of it all. I can't believe there are people out there who still think she's somehow a force for good? I just find her really frightening, as a person, because there's literally nothing decent about her. Literally nothing.
Ps @Trauma Frotters - it's one of my favourite frau names and so apt that I giggle every single time.
It is a well worn pathway as others have said.
She bounces in boasting about something and forgetting that she is poor, then is questioned and criticised, remembers that she is poor but is already swamped with questions about Teemill and Patreon. Disappears for hours and returns with either X days sober, physical ailments, mental health crisis or death threats.
So predictable!
She bounces in boasting about something and forgetting that she is poor, then is questioned and criticised, remembers that she is poor but is already swamped with questions about Teemill and Patreon. Disappears for hours and returns with either X days sober, physical ailments, mental health crisis or death threats.
So predictable!
Wait, this is something Jack wrote? I thought this was satire. Send helpos.First finely dice or, if you have the patience, grate your bread. My hands seize up in the cold weather – and goodness it has been cold lately – so I confess I tore mine into chunks and threw it into a very old MagiMix that I found for £10 in the Southend Vineyard charity shop a few months ago. It is not an essential piece of kit for everyday use, but I use it in place of my wrists and hands when they are being defunct, and it allows me to carry on doing my work. So I suppose if you have a food processor, tough blender or little bullet style blender and don’t mind the extra washing up, you could use that. Anything goes, as long as your bread is in little pieces at the end of this stage."
Even the mixer has to have been found miraculously in a charity shop. I'm on PIP and single person Universal Credit and i have a kitchen chef. I paid for it. I didnt find it in a puddle. It doesnt mean am not poor. It just means I needed a good dough hook. You'd have to be insane to make sweet dough or brioche without a dough hook.
Neither account is Jack but they are very odd accounts. I think they just latch on to controversies to try and grow their followings that way. Neither seem very consistent in their worldviews and both are best avoided tbh.
I’ll tell you who I think was maybe a sock, £500 squig. Only squig asking for refund Jack every interacted directly and openly with that I’ve seen. Everyone else she ignores or DMs.
Handy how that squig disappeared just at the right time. Changed the narrative, everyone asking for refunds was a liar after that. Very convenient Jack picked the one squig that wasn’t genuine
Handy how that squig disappeared just at the right time. Changed the narrative, everyone asking for refunds was a liar after that. Very convenient Jack picked the one squig that wasn’t genuine
If she does burst into song, I really hope she films it. Would be quite the timeline cleanse!
Hear, hear.
She really is the most malignant presence on Twitter for thread title plz
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