I think Vlad read the remedy/recipe
Jack Monroe #392 This is why ppl cook you on that gossip app innit
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Us yobs drank in the church grounds anyway
Also what taxi driver is taking a lone 16 year old girl covered in puke?
Luckily the drink is so revolting you’d never hold down the questionable combo of meds she’s chucked on top. And a Jakemans chaser because they’re disgusting aswell. Have a Strepsil Jack you fanny.
Next time I have a sore throat I’m going to carry on like this at work and see how long it takes for someone to stuff me in a cupboard.
why is she sitting like a bleeping pixie?
I am that person who goes to work even when I have no right to be there and should be in bed dying. Last time I did this I had a huge abscess and looked like someone had superglued a melon to my cheek.
I lasted 10 minutes before my ward manager whispered in my ear Fuckoff home you nobhead..
Jack needs someone whispering in her ear Shut up talking and delete your twitter you dick
I hope she finds that truth whisperer soon..
She'd be all about the Alice bands and Vampire's Wife frocks, crying over teddies.
“Have a Strepsil Jack you fanny” for #ThreadTitle nomination!
Did I do that right?
Recent convert to Tattle, I can say I’m here to stay! The canal makes me
on the regular, can’t believe I used to have to read her tweets and argue with myself in my head to what a BORE she was becoming with all the moaning!!!!! Thank(space) you all for having me!
Did I do that right?
Recent convert to Tattle, I can say I’m here to stay! The canal makes me
on the regular, can’t believe I used to have to read her tweets and argue with myself in my head to what a BORE she was becoming with all the moaning!!!!! Thank(space) you all for having me!
I can’t think of a job she can do. The only thing I think could work is a columnist where she whines about her life and even then she’d strop off when the subs cut her ludicrous prose
Findom? She's already got an audience of thirsty divorced dads.
Liz Jones has done well out of that so there will always be a market for it.
I’m sober, so I’d better put on a nice jumper and hold my mug with both hands like I’m in a hallmark movie.
I’ve been trying to find the “send my flying monkeys once around the block and back for tea” tweet but I’m having no luck. When did she post that? I ask, because I want to juxtapose it with this. Fellow ninnies, may I present
I PROMISE this is not me being a twit- I did not write this! I just lifted this right off her blog. All her own words. Because if I have not love, I have nothing.
Edit: linky link. The usual ‘please click with care’ applies- it’s again pretty gross.
Edit: linky link. The usual ‘please click with care’ applies- it’s again pretty gross.
It’s Only Words: On trolls, free speech, and the last few days.
Before you read this I should clarify that I am not back on my Twitter account. My blog and Instagram accounts both automatically link to it and publish new posts, so this may publish on my account…
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It was either that or sat in a cosy armchair reading a book with a soft light next to her
Knowing our Jack she would have the book upside down and the light would be plugged into an extension lead.
Oh Jack
I'd rather chew on that bit of raw onion than eat the burger
Mmm smells like hypocrisy.. She really forgets what she writes doesn't she
Especially knowing what you need to do to earn a burger in Jackworld.
here you go…I’ve been trying to find the “send my flying monkeys once around the block and back for tea” tweet but I’m having no luck. When did she post that? I ask, because I want to juxtapose it with this. Fellow ninnies, may I present
I PROMISE this is not me being a twit- I did not write this! I just lifted this right off her blog. All her own words. Because if I have not love, I have nothing.
Edit: linky link. The usual ‘please click with care’ applies- it’s again pretty gross.
It’s Only Words: On trolls, free speech, and the last few days.
Before you read this I should clarify that I am not back on my Twitter account. My blog and Instagram accounts both automatically link to it and publish new posts, so this may publish on my account…cookingonabootstrap.com
Don’t forget to take your electric kettle off the base and put it on the hob, and maybe unplug the the toaster (that you don’t have)and put it on top of the fire.
ETA thanks @GrannyOgg I guess a day/week/month is such an ocean of time and change in Jack-world that this complete about turn in five years (from ‘love and ye shall be loveth-ed’ to absolutely revelling in stirring up abuse and pile-ons) should come as no surprise whatsoever.
Anyone who tweets about a cocktail like that should not be allowed to do an NHS talk.
But she is (insert Jimmy Nail) anyway.
A generally sickly bunny. What bleeping adult bleeping human being describes themselves like that. Oh I'm a poorly lickle wabbit.
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