I'm a shallow person to notice this but the kettle in the first link is an electric one. If you look closely you can see the cable, it's been plunked on top of the hob to look fancier.I meant to post this last week when I was digging through Guardian articles. Sound familiar?
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Wasn’t written in summer 2021 to become the sum she claimed was be used for SBs holidays in 2022 though. This was from January 5 2019 when the G. indulged her in being some sort of voice of sobriety after not drinking alcohol for ONE WEEK.
My name is Jack Monroe, and I’m an alcoholic. But now I’m recovering…
The food writer, journalist and campaigner opens up about how alcohol took over her life once fame struck. This is her mea culpawww.theguardian.com
According to her she was still sober at the end of December, so that ‘lump sum’ allegedly existed at the end of 2019. Or at least I’m sure existed then as much as it did in summer 2022.
Alcoholism doesn't confine me any longer – and it doesn't define me either | Jack Monroe
Gone are the dreadful hangovers, regrets and shame that went hand in glove with addiction, replaced after 12 months with a rekindled love of life, family and friends
NOTE: PLEASE CLICK ON BOTH ARTICLES WITH CARE. Trigger warnings doesn’t even cover it. Both articles are deeply offensive in so many ways, and just…gross.
Jack Monroe #392 This is why ppl cook you on that gossip app innit
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The way she talks is so puke inducing. I am fairly new to my eyes being opened about her. How all you oldies have read her tit for all these years and not been sectioned. Well, you are totes amazeballsBut is it thick thick gravy?
I will not rest until Jack has properly unveiled her assymetric undercut and @MancBee has slagged it off.
I am indeed on holiday. I have a sunburned upper arsecheek.
I cannot wait to return to catch up with what the head has been doing. I’ve seen her Twitter updates which have given me a flavour.
I cannot wait to return to catch up with what the head has been doing. I’ve seen her Twitter updates which have given me a flavour.
This could've been written this month tbh
Yes and looking at the brands and objects she buys now it fits perfectly! Lovely big book of ads. I went to art college with a woman who made all her own outfits from bits of old jumpers -arms for leg warmers etc and I used to love finding Gucci catwalk collections that looked as if someone had seen her in the street and ripped her off.
Such a plonker
I was too distracted by the feet on the worktop. Grubby.
I hope that counter was bleached and scrubbed after Jack has rubbed her grubby bottom and feet all over it.
Wait, there was cinnamon coca-cola? Huge, if true.
There was! Coca-Cola has cinnamon in anyway, this was just amped up a few notches. It was bloody nice too.
I can imagine her version of Mrs Hinch Homeware at Tesco….
Jack Nouveau-Riche (nee Monroe) at Waitrose:
- Mint, Vanilla, Brie & Rosemary scented candles
- Heart wall plaque with ‘Softly, Gently, Forensically’
- Recipe card holder (empty)
- Black denim apron ‘Top Slop’
- 5kg marble rolling pin ‘go well’ logo
There still is here AFAIK. They release it as a limited edition every year though I don’t think it’s out yet this year
ETA there was also
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I love that the first several ingredients would form a reasonable gut health "elixir" before clogging up things with coconut oil. Yes, it really made me think
100g of sugar I feel diabetic just reading that
I also should have said that the mention of underage drinking with a group of peers from the church group struck me as the kind of thing she’s saying to kind of absolve herself. Like she’s saying: I wasn’t your yob teen on the street corner drinking (like the Jeremy Kyle mention in the pov) I was in a church group - we are good people.I could not agree more. Well said
Know what I mean?
I'm just amazed that none of the 3,000 NHS workers she gave a talk to today have mentioned it on twitter. Not even a single 'thanks for all you do' 
Chapeau to Vogue for very good editors/editingHere’s the article. It’s where I got the nonsensical quote about the rug of doom being pulled out plunging her into a chasm of chaos - or whatever
“We Should Recognise One Another As Human Beings”: Anti-Poverty Campaigner Jack Monroe On The Realities Of Going Hungry
Chef, author and anti-poverty campaigner Jack Monroe reflects on her own experiences as a struggling mum for Vogue, after the government came under fire once again over free school mealswww.vogue.co.uk
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