He squealed "thankyou bestest Mamapapa, I shall treasure this always and think fondly of all those times I saw you drunk and wondered if you you were still breathing. What fun we've had together in this mad life. I am the luckiest boy in the world. Now if you'll excuse me I'm off out to play with my hoop and stick"
Jack Monroe #392 This is why ppl cook you on that gossip app innit
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Can we add 'vignette' to the long list of words she doesn't know the meaning of? Seriously, what on earth???
So eco Jack hasn’t driven a car for twenty years to save the planet, but will buy a whole hoover twice because of damage to the most easily replaceable part of the machine? Big Dave would almost certainly know someone who is qualified to do small electrical repairs, and if not a quick Google would work.
I think she's referring to the vignette function on Instagram filters
Yes, you'd think that fixing minor damage (and even the "right to repair" would be a campaign that would appeal) to a frugal and ecologically-minded person.
But she's not really, she's a fly to Dublin for no reason and buy Dysons person. She's a brand snob hypocrite.
Community repair and fixer shops are popping up everywhere to stop waste. (Different from the TV Repair Shop which is her favourite TV programme)
When you’re given free money (and LOTS of it) by naive strangers on t’internet, it means less and is easier to fritter away, especially when you know the next sweet, sweet pay day is always just around the corner.
But she doesn’t drive a car because of roundabouts? When did she say it was because of the planet?
100 hours a week equals 14 hours of work per day.120 hours a week is 17 hrs per day. Perhaps she thinks that every minute she is actually awake she is working, because she's thinking about her next ridiculous slop creation/tweeting?
I think we all know why they are
We had a damaged vacuum cleaner cord (rabbits 
) and we did the repair ourselves relatively cheaply. And we have taken extra steps to prevent it being damaged again. She has no idea how wasteful and out of touch she is. She just loves an excuse to buy tit.
) and we did the repair ourselves relatively cheaply. And we have taken extra steps to prevent it being damaged again. She has no idea how wasteful and out of touch she is. She just loves an excuse to buy tit.Yes we do.I think we all know why they are
She's listing them on eBay cause she's absolutely shakingly desperate to buy more ready roll pastry.
The other week, when she was being criticised for flying over to Dublin. She tried to pretend she hadn't driven in 20 years, washed herself in puddles, only used boiled up soap, and washes her sanpro at 20C
This talk of broken vacuum cleaners is all to excuse the tit pit conditions indoors.
I'm feeling increasingly sorry for her landlady who has seen Jack broadcast on Twitter how awful the crappy bungalow is for several months, that her dog has had diarrhoea frequently, display all the clutter, photograph the overgrown garden, describe the cold draughty rooms, the awful kitchen and drag huge pieces of heavy furniture across the floors constantly.
Once she moves out the whole house is going to need refurbishing and redecorating isnt it?
No wonder she won't speak to Jack even though she must see her every day as they're neighbours. She's probably afraid of losing control and giving her both barrels.
I'm feeling increasingly sorry for her landlady who has seen Jack broadcast on Twitter how awful the crappy bungalow is for several months, that her dog has had diarrhoea frequently, display all the clutter, photograph the overgrown garden, describe the cold draughty rooms, the awful kitchen and drag huge pieces of heavy furniture across the floors constantly.
Once she moves out the whole house is going to need refurbishing and redecorating isnt it?
No wonder she won't speak to Jack even though she must see her every day as they're neighbours. She's probably afraid of losing control and giving her both barrels.
I’m glad I’ve seen this at 9.50am not PM because that’s actual nightmare right there.
Is ‘womp womp’ (
) the new ‘toot toot’? I can’t bring myself to ever type it ever again.
Re. pies… I’ve never seen anything like it, which is a good thing.
Re. new family WhatsApp group… let’s hope no one in the 10 year old group accidentally posts in the new one. ‘She’s banging on about your will again, Dave. Have you got another watch to placate her for a week? Thanks love
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) the new ‘toot toot’? I can’t bring myself to ever type it ever again. Re. pies… I’ve never seen anything like it, which is a good thing.
Re. new family WhatsApp group… let’s hope no one in the 10 year old group accidentally posts in the new one. ‘She’s banging on about your will again, Dave. Have you got another watch to placate her for a week? Thanks love
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This is by far the most famous example of “womp womp”Is ‘womp womp’ (
Re. pies… I’ve never seen anything like it, which is a good thing.
Re. new family WhatsApp group… let’s hope no one in the 10 year old group accidentally posts in the new one. ‘She’s banging on about your will again, Dave. Have you got another watch to placate her for a week? Thanks love
Lewandowski refuses to apologize for 'womp womp' comment | CNN Politics
Corey Lewandowski refused to apologize Wednesday after he dismissed the story of a 10-year-old girl with Down syndrome who was reportedly separated from her mother after crossing the border illegally.
I’m not sure what Jack is thinking by using it but it’s a very negative association.
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