I know I’m fixating on something very minor in the scheme of things but the phrase “I may make a massive one to munch on” really offends me.
It's giving LavaFlake circa 2003 building up the symtoms and laying the groundwork the day before with my Mum so I could pull a sickie and miss the maths test and double PE.
Wow, who would have guessed Jack would be one of those dickheads that gets a way too big a dog for them and then thinks it’s heeelarious that it’s completely out of control and ruining peoples’ days. Next she’ll be taking it to a pub garden and then sit there smiling moronically while it jumps up and leaves muddy paw prints on people.
Ok. I'm going to use jack's own words to formulate a thread title;
.The fact she mentioned her ‘father in law' offered to hoover tells you everythingNot Billy (we hope!)
Correct, but since when has jack let her supposed morals prevent her spending habit
A dog that has chewed through two hoover wires in such a short space of time is a dog who is not being looked after - I'm hoping this is Jack bullshitting because the alternative is a lonely and bored golden doodle left unsupervised for too long too often, and Content could eat something harmful or end up electrocuted.
Oh and nice, of course she has SB hoovering while he's round. How filthy would a room have to be before a 12 year old boy decides to switch on the hoover unprompted and start tidying up. Remember when she said he was mowing the lawn for fun as well? And that video where she's heard sitting on her arse telling SB to pick something up that's right next to her? I'm surprised she hasn't got him writing her recipe books for her yet, or handling the patreon postcards.
Maybe he could do a better job tbh. Ugh, she really is just the worst
Oh I got to squeeze a squiggle or two
I think the green tick means the fundraiser is directly attached to the Trussel trust as a verified organisation, so I think this one is fairly safe.
When the bandwagon hove into view
I'm a bit wary of dogs I don't know and I really feel quite unsettled by dogs jumping at me. Idiots should be banned from owning dogs, clueless twats standing there "it's ok he's a big softy" whilst I'm about to have a nervo because some fluffy barking horse has it's paws on my shoulders.
Oh if only some computer genius would invent an app or something where you could type words and they would be read out for you.
Jack and Eddie Izzard - separated at birthThis is what you get if you type in 'Jack Monroe is a liar and a bleep'. I think the AI is trying to show us her real face post booze, cigs andand pre facetune and botox.
Clearly a Celery town pic
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Male aesthetic era
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Tory MP business Jack
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Kumquat era
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Also because I'm very angry at how Jack has treated previous pets, particularly guinea pigs and rabbits, here is what 'Jack Monroe being eaten by guinea pigs and rabbits' looks like. These bunny piggy hybrids look well 'ard and clearly take no tit. They are pissed af that Jack tastes of slop.
* The above is not a death threat, just fantasy fiction, like what Jack writes.
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Monty Python's killer rabbit ain't got nothin on these guys.
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OT, @GrannyOgg , you have done wonderful work. Seeing all those tweets arranged chronologically really exposes Jack's grift, blatant begging and her policing of Twitter. This situation is in need of more scrutiny from squigs and officials alike.
Munching on a womp womp.
I feel seen.
Why does she always have to mention her underwear? So gross.
None of these things will be paid. Google are known for their lack of cash and flagship political debate shows only attract the best political commentators by not paying anything...
Who hires this cretin for these jobs? Most people shouldn’t feel imposter syndrome. Jack isn’t one of them.
